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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
I vote Jon Oso for president  |
I would make a great President. Reasons why:
Not everyone likes me.
I am great at telling people what they want to hear, then doing a 180 on them.
I am white, come from a good family, and look good in a suit.
I am all for cutting taxes for rich people.
I would legalize pot, even though I don't smoke it myself I don't think it's any more dangerous than alcohol.
I would put massive restrictions on welfare, food stamps, and goverment handouts. I know too many people that make 40-50K or more a year that are on food stamps, cash assistance, etc.
I would ban tube sites.
For RyuLion, every third tuesday would be a national holiday for ass biting.
I would need a first lady though, and I think Nikki_Licks is too busy.
I guess I should plan on running when I'm 35.