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Matyko · 11-09-2009, 01:13 AM

GUYS AND GIRLS!!!
1) Copypaste the existing list to your post
2) Add your own name/company name to the list with the amount owed
3) Lets bump it this way

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:
POed-poster - 25.000 USD

F-U-Jimmy · 11-09-2009, 09:37 AM

Bump for $80,000.00

F-U-Jimmy · 11-09-2009, 03:52 PM

Bump

Matyko · 11-09-2009, 04:12 PM

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:
POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD

San · 11-09-2009, 04:20 PM

Guys, this was all in the past

Nowadays iBill is a totally different company.

Please, stop the drama.

Fucking myself · 11-09-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill

Greetings from iBill?

We wanted to provide you with an update regarding the new programs we are currently working on. The following will highlight our latest programs and business additions as well as let you know when you can expect their much-anticipated arrival.

Also, we will be in Amsterdam next month for anyone who would like to meet face to face. We will not be having a booth there as we have our days full around town, but will be available to meet and greet at night.

Tangible Selling
Release Date: August 1, 2009

Now you can increase your revenue by selling your videos, toys, magazines and other items through iBill. This process provides a great way to get your items noticed and make those sales more lucrative and more continuous overall. Please call us with any questions regarding our Tangible Selling program as we are happy to help.

Multi Level Billing
Release Date: January 1, 2010

We are coming out with a fully customizable Multi Level Billing platform for you to utilize and add your levels of billing whenever need be. This feature will allow the merchant to view custom reporting and text reporting in addition to viewing live reports. You will even be able to swap your order of transaction processing on the fly via the web or our iPhone iBill app. This platform will make the order you set your billing easy as can be no matter how many levels you may have to tend to in this regard.

In order for us to truly meet the needs of our clients, we will be doing surveys online to get your feedback. We want to see what is most important to you the users so we can make sure we don?t miss a thing.

Make sure to catch our video tour of this new service starting mid-September.

1% for Life Program
Release Date: September 20, 2009

The 1% for Life Program is a great way to help promote iBill while helping yourself at the same time. When you promote iBill you will get anywhere from 1% to 2% of every sale for the life of the account from all merchants which you bring to iBill. Ease of reporting will be yours as you can do so via the master account as well as your iPhone app where you can see live stats. Any time of the day you will be able to find out what your payout will be for that period. This program will pay anywhere from 1% to 2% based on the total monthly transactions which the merchants process.

NOTE: You do not need to be processing with iBill to use this program.

Revshare
Release Date: February 15, 2010

Revshare is our affiliate program, which will allow merchants to add websites on the fly with practically 100% custom features consisting of everything from adding links to commissions. Again, this is something which can be managed via the web or the convenient iPhone app.

This is just a small glimpse at the multitude of new features and programs we are currently working on. Check back our website frequently to see what up and coming concepts iBill has created to make your payment processing experience the best it possibly can be.

How can this motherfucking cock sucking fuck tard post on here like nothing ever happened ?

Fucking myself · 11-09-2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San

Guys, this was all in the past

Nowadays iBill is a totally different company.

Please, stop the drama.

Are you kidding you piece of shit ? Here, let me steal $30,000 from you and then say...C'mon guys, that was in the past. We are different now. Stop the drama.

The fucking nerve !!

Fucking myself · 11-09-2009, 04:45 PM

Hey everyone !!! I am starting a new investment firm. I'm gonna call it Bernie Madoff Enterprises......Anyone want to invest with me ?

F-U-Jimmy · 11-09-2009, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San

Guys, this was all in the past

Nowadays iBill is a totally different company.

Please, stop the drama.

It will stop when they close or pay out the monies due

Fucking myself · 11-09-2009, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill

The fact is that I do care and i am making offers the old iBill webmasters who got caught up in that mess-up. If I did not care, then why would I offer this?

The only people I don't care about is the people who still think i or the new iBill owes them money after everything that is out there about the company. I have a question, how come not one person to date has stepped up to the plate to sue us? Maybe just maybe it is true that we have had nothing to do with iBill after 2002 until we took it over.

So, feel free to continue to bash us, it don't matter to me, for the most part it is good reading for me at night when i am waiting for king of the hill to come on at midnight.

You need to understand one thing, My face is out there, people have seen and talked to me at shows. I am looked at more then a new pop up payment processor.

If I wanted to take your money, why would I bring iBill back? I could have started a new company that no one has heard of before, take the money and be gone without anyone ever seeing me.

Thanks,

Jonas

Ok. I understand. I will start billing with you again if you join my new company. Bernie Madoff Investments. I know the name isn't that popular but I promise I will look after your money better that he did. Just send me $30000 to get your investments started and I will make you millions !!

San · 11-09-2009, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucking myself

Are you kidding you piece of shit ? Here, let me steal $30,000 from you and then say...C'mon guys, that was in the past. We are different now. Stop the drama.

The fucking nerve !!

It was totally different people who stole your money.

Fucking myself · 11-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San

It was totally different people who stole your money.

You really don't get it do you ? It doesn't matter who the fuck you are or aren't. You decided to start a billing company with the name iBill, you are using the same logo, and you are marketing it to thousands of webmasters that got burned by them.

YOU ARE STUPID !! Plain and simple.

You haven't signed up with my new investment firm called Bernie Madoff investments yet. Why not ? I am not actually Bernie madoff, I just thought that I would use and market his name to try to get investors. What ? Not a good idea ?

Get out of the billing business. Your intelligence is more suited to a job as a pet rock you douche bag !!!

F-U-Jimmy · 11-09-2009, 07:58 PM

A pet rock

Thats some funny shit

NemesisEnforcer · 11-09-2009, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San

It was totally different people who stole your money.

Read the ValuJet Airlines (Flight 592) case study so that you may better understand what folks are telling you. There is a reason ValuJet Airlines is now called AirTran Airways. Along the same lines, you DON'T want to be associated with the iBill name.

will76 · 11-09-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:
POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD

Add me for at least 35K, thats what they owed me at the time of the "settlement" but I lost a good bit more in future rebills as well.

PXN · 11-09-2009, 10:12 PM

I think this will soon be the world longest thread ever posted on the net!

Matyko · 11-09-2009, 11:38 PM

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:
POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD
will76 - 35.000 USD

San: Fuck You, Die in a Fire, I won't stop until you are 100% out of business motherfucker.

F-U-Jimmy · 11-10-2009, 01:05 AM

Bump

tombarr · 11-10-2009, 01:13 AM

Add me for $35,000 but that was the settlement amount also and does not include the loss from recurring revenue.

Matyko · 11-10-2009, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tombarr

Add me for $35,000 but that was the settlement amount also and does not include the loss from recurring revenue.

Hey, you could add yourself, but here we go: ;)

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:

POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD
will76 - 35.000 USD
tombarr - 35.000 USD

Don't forget about the rebills!

F-U-Jimmy · 11-10-2009, 10:26 AM

Bump

F-U-Jimmy · 11-10-2009, 01:21 PM

Bump

F-U-Jimmy · 11-10-2009, 07:36 PM

Matyko · 11-11-2009, 01:55 AM

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:

POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD
will76 - 35.000 USD
tombarr - 35.000 USD

Don't forget about the rebills!

kmanrox · 11-11-2009, 06:08 AM

ibill ftw! lolz

F-U-Jimmy · 11-11-2009, 09:15 AM

Bump

Matyko · 11-11-2009, 09:48 AM

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:

POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD
will76 - 35.000 USD
tombarr - 35.000 USD

Don't forget about the rebills!

F-U-Jimmy · 11-11-2009, 09:48 PM

Matyko · 11-12-2009, 03:38 AM

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:

POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD
will76 - 35.000 USD
tombarr - 35.000 USD
and dozens of other people and companies.

Don't forget about the rebills!

F-U-Jimmy · 11-12-2009, 10:27 AM

Bump

F-U-Jimmy · 11-12-2009, 06:53 PM

Bump

F-U-Jimmy · 11-13-2009, 01:18 AM

Bump for the a.m. show.

NemesisEnforcer · 11-13-2009, 11:23 AM

To the top!

F-U-Jimmy · 11-13-2009, 05:14 PM

Boing

F-U-Jimmy · 11-14-2009, 03:41 PM

Bump

FreeOnes · 11-14-2009, 07:52 PM

Can you please pay me the $27,000 I lost from the iBill drama.
My account is 656878358454.
Thanks a lot !

NetHorse · 11-14-2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeOnes

Can you please pay me the $27,000 I lost from the iBill drama.
My account is 656878358454.
Thanks a lot !

Dear Free One's,

We will be willing to offer you fake stock in our new company, we feel we owe it to you, but we are not the same company that stole your monies. We just feel guilty because we took over the previous name sir, so please allow us to gain your trust so we may attempt to rip you off again.

Matyko · 11-15-2009, 12:11 AM

IBILL = FUCKING RETARDED SCAMMERS

iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts:

POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD
will76 - 35.000 USD
tombarr - 35.000 USD
FreeOnes - 27.000 USD

and dozens of other people and companies.

Don't forget about the rebills!

IBILL = FUCKING RETARDED SCAMMERS

F-U-Jimmy · 11-15-2009, 03:09 PM

Bump

F-U-Jimmy · 11-15-2009, 03:21 PM

Bump

F-U-Jimmy · 11-15-2009, 07:40 PM

Bump

Matyko · 11-15-2009, 11:47 PM

POed-poster - 25.000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD
will76 - 35.000 USD
tombarr - 35.000 USD
FreeOnes - 27.000 USD
Extremehole - 12,000 USD
Aftershockmedia - 76,000 USD (rebills @ 50% 35k, 17.5k, 8.25k, 4.12k, 2k, 1k, visa fee eats rest and there is a hold in there too) So technically almost 144k if not more.

Matyko · 11-16-2009, 01:54 AM

POed-poster - 25,000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80,000 USD
will76 - 35,000 USD
tombarr - 35,000 USD
FreeOnes - 27,000 USD
Extremehole - 12,000 USD
Aftershockmedia - 76,000 USD
quiet - 255,000 USD

Matyko · 11-16-2009, 06:21 AM

POed-poster - 25,000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80,000 USD
will76 - 35,000 USD
tombarr - 35,000 USD
FreeOnes - 27,000 USD
Extremehole - 12,000 USD
Aftershockmedia - 76,000 USD
quiet - 255,000 USD
debsdeepthroat 15,000 USD

-=- 525,000 USD -> iBill scam count over Half Million Dollars -=-

DamianJ · 11-16-2009, 06:29 AM

The troll doing this must be peeing his pants that you all are taking it seriously.

Nikki_Licks · 11-16-2009, 08:53 AM

Morning bump

F-U-Jimmy · 11-16-2009, 04:13 PM

Keep bumping, its hurting them now

F-U-Jimmy · 11-17-2009, 12:05 AM

Bump

Matyko · 11-17-2009, 01:12 AM

POed-poster - 25,000 USD
F-U-Jimmy - 80,000 USD
will76 - 35,000 USD
tombarr - 35,000 USD
FreeOnes - 27,000 USD
Extremehole - 12,000 USD
Aftershockmedia - 76,000 USD
quiet - 255,000 USD
debsdeepthroat 15,000 USD

-=- 525,000 USD -> iBill scam count over Half Million Dollars -=-

Nikki_Licks · 11-17-2009, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Keep bumping, its hurting them now

I hope the hell it is...early morning bump

11-09-2009, 01:13 AM	#401
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	GUYS AND GIRLS!!! 1) Copypaste the existing list to your post 2) Add your own name/company name to the list with the amount owed 3) Lets bump it this way iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts: POed-poster - 25.000 USD __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-09-2009, 09:37 AM	#402
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump for $80,000.00 __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-09-2009, 03:52 PM	#403
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-09-2009, 04:12 PM	#404
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts: POed-poster - 25.000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-09-2009, 04:45 PM	#408
Fucking myself Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 234	Hey everyone !!! I am starting a new investment firm. I'm gonna call it Bernie Madoff Enterprises......Anyone want to invest with me ? __________________ www.amxcontent.com ICQ: 338-361-716

11-09-2009, 04:20 PM	#405
San So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Shenzhen Posts: 790	Guys, this was all in the past Nowadays iBill is a totally different company. Please, stop the drama.

11-09-2009, 07:58 PM	#413
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	A pet rock Thats some funny shit __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-09-2009, 10:12 PM	#416
PXN Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,548	I think this will soon be the world longest thread ever posted on the net!

11-09-2009, 11:38 PM	#417
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts: POed-poster - 25.000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD will76 - 35.000 USD San: Fuck You, Die in a Fire, I won't stop until you are 100% out of business motherfucker. __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-10-2009, 01:05 AM	#418
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-10-2009, 01:13 AM	#419
tombarr Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 320	Add me for $35,000 but that was the settlement amount also and does not include the loss from recurring revenue. __________________ Gay Paycheck Clickx Network Hard Link Trades, Blog Roll Trades - 110 Straight and 40 Gay Niches

11-10-2009, 10:26 AM	#421
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-10-2009, 01:21 PM	#422
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-10-2009, 07:36 PM	#423
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	__________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-11-2009, 01:55 AM	#424
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts: POed-poster - 25.000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD will76 - 35.000 USD tombarr - 35.000 USD Don't forget about the rebills! __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-11-2009, 06:08 AM	#425
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,290	ibill ftw! lolz __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

11-11-2009, 09:15 AM	#426
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-11-2009, 09:48 AM	#427
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts: POed-poster - 25.000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD will76 - 35.000 USD tombarr - 35.000 USD Don't forget about the rebills! __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-11-2009, 09:48 PM	#428
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	__________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-12-2009, 03:38 AM	#429
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts: POed-poster - 25.000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD will76 - 35.000 USD tombarr - 35.000 USD and dozens of other people and companies. Don't forget about the rebills! __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-12-2009, 10:27 AM	#430
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-12-2009, 06:53 PM	#431
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-13-2009, 01:18 AM	#432
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump for the a.m. show. __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-13-2009, 11:23 AM	#433
NemesisEnforcer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vegas and Los Angeles Posts: 2,122	To the top! __________________ The Only Time When Success Comes Before Work Is In A Dictionary. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

11-13-2009, 05:14 PM	#434
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Boing __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-14-2009, 03:41 PM	#435
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-14-2009, 07:52 PM	#436
FreeOnes Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,399	Can you please pay me the $27,000 I lost from the iBill drama. My account is 656878358454. Thanks a lot ! __________________ The new FreeOnes!

11-15-2009, 12:11 AM	#438
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	IBILL = FUCKING RETARDED SCAMMERS iBill, you owe these people and companies with the following amounts: POed-poster - 25.000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD will76 - 35.000 USD tombarr - 35.000 USD FreeOnes - 27.000 USD and dozens of other people and companies. Don't forget about the rebills! IBILL = FUCKING RETARDED SCAMMERS __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-15-2009, 03:09 PM	#439
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-15-2009, 03:21 PM	#440
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-15-2009, 07:40 PM	#441
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Bump __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

11-15-2009, 11:47 PM	#442
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	POed-poster - 25.000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80.000 USD will76 - 35.000 USD tombarr - 35.000 USD FreeOnes - 27.000 USD Extremehole - 12,000 USD Aftershockmedia - 76,000 USD (rebills @ 50% 35k, 17.5k, 8.25k, 4.12k, 2k, 1k, visa fee eats rest and there is a hold in there too) So technically almost 144k if not more. __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-16-2009, 01:54 AM	#443
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	POed-poster - 25,000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80,000 USD will76 - 35,000 USD tombarr - 35,000 USD FreeOnes - 27,000 USD Extremehole - 12,000 USD Aftershockmedia - 76,000 USD quiet - 255,000 USD __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-16-2009, 06:21 AM	#444
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,667	POed-poster - 25,000 USD F-U-Jimmy - 80,000 USD will76 - 35,000 USD tombarr - 35,000 USD FreeOnes - 27,000 USD Extremehole - 12,000 USD Aftershockmedia - 76,000 USD quiet - 255,000 USD debsdeepthroat 15,000 USD -=- 525,000 USD -> iBill scam count over Half Million Dollars -=- __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

11-16-2009, 06:29 AM	#445
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	The troll doing this must be peeing his pants that you all are taking it seriously.