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12-06-2002, 01:22 PM

I wouldn't call this thread nasty, I'd call it a was of MySQL resources.

dirtydan · 12-06-2002, 01:22 PM

...and you coulda filled out 20 forms at 20 different sponsors by now if you weren't being such a drama queen about such a non-event

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtydan
...and you coulda filled out 20 forms at 20 different sponsors by now if you weren't being such a drama queen about such a non-event

Yeah Father Time -- that would have been such a joy for me to do... 20 applications! Wow gee, what a witty comment.

Take your useless ideas and save time elsewhere.

Fletch XXX · 12-06-2002, 01:25 PM

How mad do you get when you fill out one of those forms online, and have an error, hit 'back' on the browser and you have to retype it?

hehehe

vending_machine · 12-06-2002, 01:26 PM

I think Aunt Flo is visiting TheFly today...

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I wouldn't call this thread nasty, I'd call it a was of MySQL resources.

MySQL could have been used to save my application.

But obviously new affilates of ARS are a waste of resources!

Theo · 12-06-2002, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin
ARS invented shaving..

nope,but they made it a science

Matt M · 12-06-2002, 01:29 PM

TheFLY,

There are many good reasons to delete an application. But I will give you the number one. "incorrect info" We receive many applications a day, and check them ALL. False or incorrect data, is a common problem. Going through the browser history on Matt B's PC, has shown to me that YOU did supply an incorrect URL. I will be happy to post the URL that was included in your application if you would like.

Theo · 12-06-2002, 01:29 PM

at least we have the donations

quiet · 12-06-2002, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt M
TheFLY,

There are many good reasons to delete an application. But I will give you the number one. "incorrect info" We receive many applications a day, and check them ALL. False or incorrect data, is a common problem. Going through the browser history on Matt B's PC, has shown to me that YOU did supply an incorrect URL. I will be happy to post the URL that was included in your application if you would like.

post the url

what a silly thread

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt M
TheFLY,

There are many good reasons to delete an application. But I will give you the number one. "incorrect info" We receive many applications a day, and check them ALL. False or incorrect data, is a common problem. Going through the browser history on Matt B's PC, has shown to me that YOU did supply an incorrect URL. I will be happy to post the URL that was included in your application if you would like.

So you never lost my application.

Fucking liars.

Theo · 12-06-2002, 01:31 PM

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
LOL

The fuckers were too lazy to go back into their history and edit my URL!!!!

Sly_RJ · 12-06-2002, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

So you never lost my application.

Fucking liars.

LOL! What?!

Does someone need to break this down for you any more so that you can understand? I hope you're drunk off your ass, there's no way you can be this stupid.

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:35 PM

ARS Motto:

"You get customer service only when you bitch on GFY"

GatorB · 12-06-2002, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

The problem is I shouldn't be filling out these applications in the first place. I'm doing them a favor, not the other way around.

Oh you shouldn't have to fill out applications? Well then

A) How do you expect to get PAID, if you don't give them your info?

B) Show me WHERE you can get a REAL job by walking in and saying "Just give me the damn job without filing out that stupid fucking application. I'm doing YOU a favor aren't I?"

Also I bet if you did fill out and application for a REAL job and put down the wrong phone #, and didn't get a call you'd get all pi$$y and march right in there and say "You assholes! Why didn't you hire me? I can cook fries better than anyone!"

Theo · 12-06-2002, 01:36 PM

after
Matt B,
Matt M we should expect
Matt W to post and form
BMW team

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

LOL! What?!

Does someone need to break this down for you any more so that you can understand? I hope you're drunk off your ass, there's no way you can be this stupid.

No dumbass -- I will break it down for you.

My - application - was - never - lost.

Sly_RJ · 12-06-2002, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

No dumbass -- I will break it down for you.

My - application - was - never - lost.

Where does it say your application was lost? I must have skimmed over that post...

Matt M · 12-06-2002, 01:39 PM

TheFLY,

Read my post again please, you application is gone. But the history on Matt B's PC is there, and is shows him checking a URL (www.thefy.net) 7 times. I dont think he would have attempted to visit that URL if it had not been included in your application do you? And then (after your phone conversation) the URL (www.thefly.net) That would be when you gave the correct URL.

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt M
YOU did supply an incorrect URL. I will be happy to post the URL that was included in your application if you would like.

The bold text was a nice touch. But that doesn't compensate for your lack of strategy.

ARS = Retards.

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Where does it say your application was lost?

I'm sorry that you are beyond higher levels of thinking.

Let me break it down for you -- and ARS will not dispute these facts.

1. ARS "deleted" my application.
2. The application is LOST.
3. I start this thread.
4. The application is FOUND.

Lost and found. Get it now?

GatorB · 12-06-2002, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

The bold text was a nice touch. But that doesn't compensate for your lack of strategy.

ARS = Retards.

No YOU are a retard if you can't spell http://thefly.net instead of http://thefy.net and yet you want to bitch about ARS. Are you 12?

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB

No YOU are a retard if you can't spell http://thefly.net instead of http://thefy.net and yet you want to bitch about ARS. Are you 12?

I have some waterfront property to sell you in Guam.

Theo · 12-06-2002, 01:50 PM

let's calm down a bit with a nice ballad.....

Sly_RJ · 12-06-2002, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

I'm sorry that you are beyond higher levels of thinking.

Let me break it down for you -- and ARS will not dispute these facts.

1. ARS "deleted" my application.
2. The application is LOST.
3. I start this thread.
4. The application is FOUND.

Lost and found. Get it now?

Ok, you are just too much. I'll break this down for everyone else...

Fly wants to promote ARS.
Fly applies to ARS, but makes a simple mistake and supplies wrong URL.
Understandably, ARS can not access URL, as it does not exist.
ARS declines and deletes application due to invalid URL.
Fly calls ARS about application decline, gives proper URL.
ARS says new URL is perfect. Please apply again and you'll be immediately active.
Fly says this isn't good enough customer service. Bitches at GFY seeking justice.
Again, ARS politely asks Fly to submit application and he'll be active immediately.
Fly still bitches.
ARS double checks browser history, notices bad URL and good URL.
Fly thinks the browser history is somehow related to his application. Thinks application still exists and calls ARS a liar.
ARS points out the browser history situation.
Fly calls bull shit.
Sly assumes Fly is drunk.
Fly calls Sly a dipshit.

The End.

Questions anyone?

Pornkings · 12-06-2002, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

Well if they don't have time for that -- then they obviously don't have time for new affiliates. If they don't have time, why even bother having an employee to review applications?

Yeah it's called customer service. If they want me to send them traffic -- the least they can do is be respectful. If their attitude is that they don't give a shit -- why not just use a script to test 404 and scan for TOS keyword violations -- at least then I wouldn't have to wait a whole day for the response that basically = FUCK YOU.

I'll let you right in www.freefreeprogram.com
if you have problems i'll call you.

quiet · 12-06-2002, 01:52 PM

hahaha

Sly_RJ · 12-06-2002, 01:53 PM

Damn ARS! *shakes fist in air*

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt M
TheFLY,

Read my post again please, you application is gone. But the history on Matt B's PC is there, and is shows him checking a URL (www.thefy.net) 7 times. I dont think he would have attempted to visit that URL if it had not been included in your application do you? And then (after your phone conversation) the URL (www.thefly.net) That would be when you gave the correct URL.

Who gives a shit -- why are you looking in your history for URL's in the first place?! You dumb fucks should have all the applications saved so you don't have to repeat redundant tasks.

Why pay an employee to review an application TWICE when you can review it ONCE? Do you like to waste effort?

You still haven't explained why you immediately delete applications in the first place. Makes no sense. If you give me your phone #, expect me to call you... If you expect me to call you, why would you delete my application information!?

web4x · 12-06-2002, 01:56 PM

This is a gem, I will register thefy.net and all the typeins from thefly.net

SykkBoy · 12-06-2002, 02:03 PM

this thread calls for a....

vending_machine · 12-06-2002, 02:03 PM

The moral of this thread? TheFly rides the shortbus.

Please, pretty please, end this. It's embarrassing to the human race.

Fletch XXX · 12-06-2002, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
this thread calls for a....

hahahaha

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vending_machine
Please, pretty please, end this. It's embarrassing to the human race.

I'm glad you are a representative for humanity. Like anyone gives a shit about your standards for what is important.

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
this thread calls for a....

I'm sorry you feel sad today. If GFY is too much for your fragile emotional state -- maybe you should seek therapy.

vending_machine · 12-06-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

I'm glad you are a representative for humanity. Like anyone gives a shit about your standards for what is important.

See my sig, mkaye?

[Labret] · 12-06-2002, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
this thread calls for a....

Just the Village Idiot · 12-06-2002, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

I'll let you right in www.freefreeprogram.com
if you have problems i'll call you.

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 02:15 PM

Well that was fun.

My job is done here. Back to work.

Theo · 12-06-2002, 02:18 PM

ARS

TheFly

SpeakEasy · 12-06-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

No dumbass -- I will break it down for you.

My - application - was - never - lost.

But is was filled out incorrectly........Dumbass!!!!!

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 02:22 PM

ARS Application Process

<img src="http://www.iwma.com/images/GIF%20Library/iwma_animated_shredder.gif">

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 02:25 PM

ARS Application Reviewer of the MONTH!

*Matt Borgman*
<img src="http://www.srprc.org/chimp/gallery/images/sfbr-chimp-paper.jpg">

HungSolo · 12-06-2002, 02:29 PM

12-06-2002, 02:33 PM

this thread makes me wanna pull out the whip and punish myself. i feel so dirty.

Fletch XXX · 12-06-2002, 02:35 PM

I just popped the first Friday brew.

Cheers boys.

TheFLY · 12-06-2002, 02:35 PM

Matt Borgman is so retarded -- he couldn't even see that "thefy.net" is a typo for a site titled "TheFLY"

Pipecrew · 12-06-2002, 02:36 PM

Dont forget who Matt Borgman's boss is....... Its Matt M, as seen below

Just the Village Idiot · 12-06-2002, 02:39 PM

I thought you were going back to work...

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12-06-2002, 01:22 PM	#51
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	I wouldn't call this thread nasty, I'd call it a was of MySQL resources.

12-06-2002, 01:22 PM	#52
dirtydan Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 3	...and you coulda filled out 20 forms at 20 different sponsors by now if you weren't being such a drama queen about such a non-event

12-06-2002, 01:29 PM	#58
Matt M Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Beach Posts: 738	TheFLY, There are many good reasons to delete an application. But I will give you the number one. "incorrect info" We receive many applications a day, and check them ALL. False or incorrect data, is a common problem. Going through the browser history on Matt B's PC, has shown to me that YOU did supply an incorrect URL. I will be happy to post the URL that was included in your application if you would like.

12-06-2002, 01:29 PM	#59
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	at least we have the donations

12-06-2002, 01:31 PM	#62
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	LOL

12-06-2002, 01:35 PM	#65
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	ARS Motto: "You get customer service only when you bitch on GFY"

12-06-2002, 01:36 PM	#67
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	after Matt B, Matt M we should expect Matt W to post and form BMW team

12-06-2002, 01:39 PM	#70
Matt M Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Beach Posts: 738	TheFLY, Read my post again please, you application is gone. But the history on Matt B's PC is there, and is shows him checking a URL (www.thefy.net) 7 times. I dont think he would have attempted to visit that URL if it had not been included in your application do you? And then (after your phone conversation) the URL (www.thefly.net) That would be when you gave the correct URL.

12-06-2002, 01:50 PM	#75
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	let's calm down a bit with a nice ballad.....

12-06-2002, 01:56 PM	#81
web4x Will everyone please review my newest site? Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 841	This is a gem, I will register thefy.net and all the typeins from thefly.net

12-06-2002, 02:15 PM	#90
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Well that was fun. My job is done here. Back to work.

12-06-2002, 02:18 PM	#91
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	ARS TheFly

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	<Font size=+5>ARS Application Process</font> <img src="http://www.iwma.com/images/GIF%20Library/iwma_animated_shredder.gif">

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	<font size=+3>ARS Application Reviewer of the MONTH!</font> <p> Matt Borgman <img src="http://www.srprc.org/chimp/gallery/images/sfbr-chimp-paper.jpg">

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	this thread makes me wanna pull out the whip and punish myself. i feel so dirty.

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Dont forget who Matt Borgman's boss is....... Its Matt M, as seen below

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