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SleazyDream · 08-19-2009, 11:51 PM

print out this image and give it to her.

tell her, didn't have time to get you flowers but I made time to print this up for you.

Trax · 08-20-2009, 12:24 AM

lol... yeah... that will impress my woman
not

Mr Pheer · 08-20-2009, 12:29 AM

I'd rather go grill myself a steak. Cause she damn sure wont grill it for me after giving her printed flowers.

The Adult Broker · 08-20-2009, 01:29 AM

Can always spin it as 'I saw this online and thought of you...'

We went to the hospital to see friend who had baby with only a little time to spare before visiting hours over and I know she wanted chocolate.

and all we had in the house were mini hershey bars and almond joys so we took a bunch of kid straws and taped the candy bars onto them while driving there. then tied them into a 'bouquet' with another straw and so we brought her chocolate flowers

It's the thought that counts so Scott I'd be happy to receive paper flowers from you anytime.

)

Jarmusch · 08-20-2009, 01:47 AM

Better tell her the truth:

I didn't have money to get you flowers but I still had some ink left to print this up for you.

SleazyDream · 08-20-2009, 01:54 AM

trax and Mrpheer - dumb those women.

bdld · 08-20-2009, 01:55 AM

that's smooooth

Mr Pheer · 08-20-2009, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

trax and Mrpheer - dumb those women.

Nah she's the most fun I ever had, plus she's a master scuba diver. I like her being spirited.

If she just gave me a printed picture of some pussy, I would do shit for her the rest of the day either.

SleazyDream · 08-20-2009, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Nah she's the most fun I ever had, plus she's a master scuba diver. I like her being spirited.

If she just gave me a printed picture of some pussy, I would do shit for her the rest of the day either.

exactly - cause you'd be wacking off to the picture!

seeandsee · 08-20-2009, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

print out this image and give it to her.

tell her, didn't have time to get you flowers but I made time to print this up for you.

yeah right

Machete_ · 08-20-2009, 02:32 AM

if you want to IMPRESS your woman, DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM SLEAZY

NetHorse · 08-20-2009, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

print out this image and give it to her.

tell her, didn't have time to get you flowers but I made time to print this up for you.

Should have included a link to a dating sponsor in your thread. I bet it would have converted 1:2 for every person who tried the above.

SleazyDream · 08-20-2009, 03:02 AM

someday the turds on here will learn you don't need to BUY a woman...

sure it's fun, but where I come from we call those HOOKERS

NetHorse · 08-20-2009, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

someday the turds on here will learn you don't need to BUY a woman...

sure it's fun, but where I come from we call those HOOKERS

Yeah because getting real flowers instead of printing ones out will buy you a woman. Thanks for the heads up Rico suave

SleazyDream · 08-20-2009, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse

Yeah because getting real flowers instead of printing ones out will buy you a woman. Thanks for the heads up Rico suave

thread posted at 2am.... not too many flower shops open at that time.....

Jarmusch · 08-20-2009, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

thread posted at 2am.... not too many flower shops open at that time.....

Are you suggesting we wake up our women at 2am to give them printed flowers?

Machete_ · 08-20-2009, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Are you suggesting we wake up our women at 2am to give them printed flowers?

He is a ladies man

Nothing says "I love you" like a printed flower

20 years from now, Sleazy will discover the effectiveness of compliments

CaptainHowdy · 08-20-2009, 05:16 AM

We need MetaMan's take on this...

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-20-2009, 05:22 AM

Idiot.

...

cherrylula · 08-20-2009, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

someday the turds on here will learn you don't need to BUY a woman...

sure it's fun, but where I come from we call those HOOKERS

Joe King · 08-20-2009, 07:55 AM

lost of girls think red rosed are cheesy

Wildflowers work better.

woj · 08-20-2009, 08:04 AM

why even bother printing it? why not just draw one with a red marker on a napkin?

Libertine · 08-20-2009, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse

Yeah because getting real flowers instead of printing ones out will buy you a woman. Thanks for the heads up Rico suave

You cunt. Now I will have this song stuck in my head for the rest of the day

96ukssob · 08-20-2009, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King

lost of girls think red rosed are cheesy

Wildflowers work better.

I go out every week and pick my girlfriend a dozen or so Dandeilons and put them in a nice red or blue plastic cup, or the top of a schlitz glass beer bottle if I have any laying around

cosis · 08-20-2009, 08:35 AM

that might get my slapped

Joe King · 08-20-2009, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

I go out every week and pick my girlfriend a dozen or so Dandeilons and put them in a nice red or blue plastic cup, or the top of a schlitz glass beer bottle if I have any laying around

Meant wildflowers not fucking weeds.

Denaz · 08-20-2009, 09:26 AM

Don't forget to print out some chocolates for her too

lazycash · 08-20-2009, 09:27 AM

Are these some of the sacrifices you have to make now Sleazy?

tranza · 08-20-2009, 09:32 AM

And she will imediatelly laugh at you...hahaha

Jade509 · 08-20-2009, 11:26 AM

massages are free and I would rather have a massage then a piece of paper

Deesnuts · 08-20-2009, 11:35 AM

unless you painted it,your a

Jarmusch · 08-20-2009, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denaz

Don't forget to print out some chocolates for her too

Man that would be evil.

ToplistBlog_Com · 08-20-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I'd rather go grill myself a steak. Cause she damn sure wont grill it for me after giving her printed flowers.

This cracked me up.

nikad · 08-20-2009, 04:09 PM

Hey Sleazy, is that a recent picture if you? You look like you lost a lot of weight, wanna share the secrets ;)

Spunky · 08-20-2009, 04:20 PM

I value my nuts more than that

d-null · 08-20-2009, 04:43 PM

CaptainHowdy · 08-20-2009, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denaz

Don't forget to print out some chocolates for her too

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