if you want to IMPRESS your woman CHEAP right now read this
 

http://www.lynsnow.com/images/3_roses.jpg

print out this image and give it to her.

tell her, didn't have time to get you flowers but I made time to print this up for you.

lol... yeah... that will impress my woman
not

I'd rather go grill myself a steak. Cause she damn sure wont grill it for me after giving her printed flowers.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Can always spin it as 'I saw this online and thought of you...'

We went to the hospital to see friend who had baby with only a little time to spare before visiting hours over and I know she wanted chocolate.

and all we had in the house were mini hershey bars and almond joys so we took a bunch of kid straws and taped the candy bars onto them while driving there. then tied them into a 'bouquet' with another straw and so we brought her chocolate flowers :)

It's the thought that counts so Scott I'd be happy to receive paper flowers from you anytime. :))

Better tell her the truth:

I didn't have money to get you flowers but I still had some ink left to print this up for you.

trax and Mrpheer - dumb those women.

that's smooooth

Nah she's the most fun I ever had, plus she's a master scuba diver. I like her being spirited.

If she just gave me a printed picture of some pussy, I would do shit for her the rest of the day either.

exactly - cause you'd be wacking off to the picture!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yeah right

if you want to IMPRESS your woman, DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM SLEAZY

Should have included a link to a dating sponsor in your thread. I bet it would have converted 1:2 for every person who tried the above.

someday the turds on here will learn you don't need to BUY a woman...

sure it's fun, but where I come from we call those HOOKERS

Yeah because getting real flowers instead of printing ones out will buy you a woman. Thanks for the heads up Rico suave

thread posted at 2am.... not too many flower shops open at that time.....

Are you suggesting we wake up our women at 2am to give them printed flowers? :error

He is a ladies man :1orglaugh

Nothing says "I love you" like a printed flower


20 years from now, Sleazy will discover the effectiveness of compliments

We need MetaMan's take on this...

Idiot.


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:1orglaugh :thumbsup

lost of girls think red rosed are cheesy:2 cents: Wildflowers work better.

why even bother printing it? why not just draw one with a red marker on a napkin?

You cunt. Now I will have this song stuck in my head for the rest of the day :321GFY

I go out every week and pick my girlfriend a dozen or so Dandeilons and put them in a nice red or blue plastic cup, or the top of a schlitz glass beer bottle if I have any laying around

http://www.grianherbs.com/herbs/dandelion.jpg

:thumbsup

that might get my slapped

Meant wildflowers not fucking weeds. :repuke

Don't forget to print out some chocolates for her too
http://www.israelity.com/wp-content/...CHOCOLATES.jpg
:1orglaugh

Are these some of the sacrifices you have to make now Sleazy?

And she will imediatelly laugh at you...hahaha

massages are free and I would rather have a massage then a piece of paper

unless you painted it,your a:jerkoff

Man that would be evil. :Oh crap

This cracked me up.

Hey Sleazy, is that a recent picture if you? You look like you lost a lot of weight, wanna share the secrets ;)

I value my nuts more than that