I just got caught banging a 68 year old woman - GoFuckYourself.com

Keeping it Real · 08-13-2009, 04:15 PM

I never knew old pussy could be so much fun. Removable teeth make for a good gummy too.

This old lady lives in a trailer park and her trailer has very thin walls. I was plugging away on her and I guess one of the neighbors heard us going at it and called her son. The next thing I know some dude comes busting into the trailer with a baseball bat and starts chasing me around. He broke a few things while swinging at me with the bat.

My lady friend Carol starts yelling "leave him alone Mark!" Then the two of them got into an argument about her screwing a guy younger than her own kids. Two minutes later some lady named Connie shows up and starts telling me how sick I am for banging an elderly person. It turns out that Connie is somehow related to Mark.

I wonder if Mark knows how sexually depraved his mother really is? She does ATM and all the other freaky shit most women would never do.

I've never met an old white lady who keeps the fridge stocked with 40's of Old English 800 and fried chicken and watermelon. Its a strange world we live in.

Im not sure why but I just felt the need to share.

The moral of the story is that old pussy can be great pussy but you must be careful of nosy neighbors and children of all ages.

Mr Pheer · 08-13-2009, 04:17 PM

I'm going to the hobby store.

Titan · 08-13-2009, 04:20 PM

ok lol thanks for sharing

Jarmusch · 08-13-2009, 04:20 PM

Do you live in a trailer park?

CunningStunt · 08-13-2009, 04:21 PM

Let's be honest here, did this really happen?

L-Pink · 08-13-2009, 04:22 PM

Post photos of granny panties!

Nikki_Licks · 08-13-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping it Real

I never knew old pussy could be so much fun. Removable teeth make for a good gummy too.

This old lady lives in a trailer park and her trailer has very thin walls. I was plugging away on her and I guess one of the neighbors heard us going at it and called her son. The next thing I know some dude comes busting into the trailer with a baseball bat and starts chasing me around. He broke a few things while swinging at me with the bat.

My lady friend Carol starts yelling "leave him alone Mark!" Then the two of them got into an argument about her screwing a guy younger than her own kids. Two minutes later some lady named Connie shows up and starts telling me how sick I am for banging an elderly person. It turns out that Connie is somehow related to Mark.

I wonder if Mark knows how sexually depraved his mother really is? She does ATM and all the other freaky shit most women would never do.

I've never met an old white lady who keeps the fridge stocked with 40's of Old English 800 and fried chicken and watermelon. Its a strange world we live in.

Im not sure why but I just felt the need to share.

The moral of the story is that old pussy can be great pussy but you must be careful of nosy neighbors and children of all ages.

OK, now that is some funny shit. Did you get some pics to share of her wrinkled ass?

AdultHardcore · 08-13-2009, 07:40 PM

That is fucked up in so many ways.

FlexxAeon · 08-13-2009, 07:42 PM

pics or it didnt happen

Nikki_Licks · 08-13-2009, 07:44 PM

Now this was a classic, thought you may like this KIR

lazycash · 08-13-2009, 08:26 PM

Sounds very similar to Eddie Coates' mom, was it her?

John-ACWM · 08-14-2009, 06:54 AM

68 damn...seems ancient

Miguel T · 08-14-2009, 07:42 AM

Youtube Vid or it didn't happen.

Jon Oso · 08-14-2009, 07:45 AM

that's almost 3x my age.

pornguy · 08-14-2009, 07:48 AM

I dont believe it happened.

Iron Fist · 08-14-2009, 08:01 AM

Pretty active imagination

You should write books!

Darkcrni · 08-14-2009, 08:16 AM

Hmmm.......68....u sure!

Vicious_B · 08-14-2009, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Pretty active imagination

You should write books!

Children stories!

UniqueD · 08-14-2009, 09:17 AM

great story

Dirty Lord · 08-14-2009, 09:19 AM

great story, actually

Jade509 · 08-14-2009, 10:32 AM

cobweb pussy

hypedough · 08-14-2009, 11:50 AM

LOL spider-vain pussy.

kristin · 08-14-2009, 12:52 PM

Wow, just wow.

08-13-2009, 04:15 PM	#1
Keeping it Real Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Inmate # 088664's nightmares. Posts: 480	I just got caught banging a 68 year old woman I never knew old pussy could be so much fun. Removable teeth make for a good gummy too. This old lady lives in a trailer park and her trailer has very thin walls. I was plugging away on her and I guess one of the neighbors heard us going at it and called her son. The next thing I know some dude comes busting into the trailer with a baseball bat and starts chasing me around. He broke a few things while swinging at me with the bat. My lady friend Carol starts yelling "leave him alone Mark!" Then the two of them got into an argument about her screwing a guy younger than her own kids. Two minutes later some lady named Connie shows up and starts telling me how sick I am for banging an elderly person. It turns out that Connie is somehow related to Mark. I wonder if Mark knows how sexually depraved his mother really is? She does ATM and all the other freaky shit most women would never do. I've never met an old white lady who keeps the fridge stocked with 40's of Old English 800 and fried chicken and watermelon. Its a strange world we live in. Im not sure why but I just felt the need to share. The moral of the story is that old pussy can be great pussy but you must be careful of nosy neighbors and children of all ages. __________________ The GFY member posting as SunDevilangels & Great Shooter (both now banned) and is now posting as "eddieinaz" & "VisionFantasy" has a lengthy criminal history. His latest jail sentence was for forgery. Why risk your business buying content from somebody with that kind of track record? Click here for details.

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