Originally Posted by Keeping it Real

I never knew old pussy could be so much fun. Removable teeth make for a good gummy too.

This old lady lives in a trailer park and her trailer has very thin walls. I was plugging away on her and I guess one of the neighbors heard us going at it and called her son. The next thing I know some dude comes busting into the trailer with a baseball bat and starts chasing me around. He broke a few things while swinging at me with the bat.

My lady friend Carol starts yelling "leave him alone Mark!" Then the two of them got into an argument about her screwing a guy younger than her own kids. Two minutes later some lady named Connie shows up and starts telling me how sick I am for banging an elderly person. It turns out that Connie is somehow related to Mark.

I wonder if Mark knows how sexually depraved his mother really is? She does ATM and all the other freaky shit most women would never do.

I've never met an old white lady who keeps the fridge stocked with 40's of Old English 800 and fried chicken and watermelon. Its a strange world we live in.

Im not sure why but I just felt the need to share.

The moral of the story is that old pussy can be great pussy but you must be careful of nosy neighbors and children of all ages.