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nxixnxo · 12-05-2002, 01:23 PM

Just post an awesome quote.... quote that made you laugh, cry or such say god damn...

here is one that i like:

"Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right...and who is dead"

"But it's so simple, all I have to do is divine from what I know of you...are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now a clever man would put the poison in his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he is given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you, but you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."

"You've made your decision then?"

"Not remotly, because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."

"Truly you have a dizzying intellect."

"WAIT TILL I GET GOING! Where was I?"

"Australia."

"Yes! And you must have suspected that I would have known the powders origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."

"You're just stalling."

"YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WOULDN'T YOU! You've beaten my giant which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could have put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!"

"You're trying to trick me into giving away something...'twon't work."

"It has worked, you've given everything away, I know where the poison is!"

"Then make your choice..."

"I will, and I choose...WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE?!"

[illnet]-Romeo · 12-05-2002, 01:25 PM

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12-05-2002, 01:23 PM	#1
nxixnxo Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: miami,fl,usa Posts: 238	Name that Quote II Just post an awesome quote.... quote that made you laugh, cry or such say god damn... here is one that i like: "Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right...and who is dead" "But it's so simple, all I have to do is divine from what I know of you...are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now a clever man would put the poison in his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he is given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you, but you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me." "You've made your decision then?" "Not remotly, because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you." "Truly you have a dizzying intellect." "WAIT TILL I GET GOING! Where was I?" "Australia." "Yes! And you must have suspected that I would have known the powders origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me." "You're just stalling." "YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WOULDN'T YOU! You've beaten my giant which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could have put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!" "You're trying to trick me into giving away something...'twon't work." "It has worked, you've given everything away, I know where the poison is!" "Then make your choice..." "I will, and I choose...WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE?!" __________________ im out suckas

12-05-2002, 01:25 PM	#2
[illnet]-Romeo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tampa, Fl, USA Posts: 1,207	"I Fucked Her!" BP4L __________________ Brian C aka Romeo JBWebCash.com Brian at Jbwebcash.com