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Old 07-29-2009, 04:53 AM   #1
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Timelessness at its best.. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cywgid3LxmI
Nine to five workin' at Hewlett Packard.. sittin' at some desk with a dumb little placard..

Here are some actual excerpts from this hauntingly accurate piece of musical literature from the golden year of NINE NINE! NIGGA!

Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse

You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique

Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'

Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side


If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
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Old 07-29-2009, 04:55 AM   #2
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Old 07-29-2009, 05:09 AM   #3
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Multi cores for life!
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Old 07-29-2009, 05:34 AM   #4
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!!!OMG LIKE IT'S QUAD 200mhz XEONS!!!
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