Timelessness at its best.. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS!

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  • MrMaxwell
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    • Jul 2005
    • 10057

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    Timelessness at its best.. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cywgid3LxmI
    Nine to five workin' at Hewlett Packard.. sittin' at some desk with a dumb little placard..

    Here are some actual excerpts from this hauntingly accurate piece of musical literature from the golden year of NINE NINE! NIGGA!

    Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
    Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
    I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
    I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
    Installed a T1 line in my house
    Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse

    You've got white-out all over your screen
    You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
    What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

    You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
    Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique

    Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
    If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
    My digital media is write-protected
    Every file inspected, no viruses detected
    I beta tested every operation system
    Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
    While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
    It does all my work without me even askin'

    Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
    I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side


    If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057

    #2

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    • tranza
      ICQ: 197-556-237
      • Jun 2003
      • 57559

      #3
      Multi cores for life!
      I'm just a newbie.

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      • MrMaxwell
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2005
        • 10057

        #4
        !!!OMG LIKE IT'S QUAD 200mhz XEONS!!!

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