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TheSenator · 07-28-2009, 07:49 AM

What kind of card do you get for a person who just killed somebody by accident?

Some guy was crossing the highway in the middle of the night and was struck and killed instantly on impact.

The dude driving was my buddy and he said the guy exploded on impact all over the place.

The scene was gruesome and his girlfriend was on the passenger side in shock. Anyway, the investigation is over and the guy crossing should have never been there in the first place.

So, do I get him a get well card or an empathy card?

Jon Oso · 07-28-2009, 08:05 AM

Might wanna make one with "What did the motorist say to the pedestrian??" on the outside cover... then

"I'd hit it!" on the inside.

Mutt · 07-28-2009, 08:06 AM

no - a greeting card is totally inappropriate in this situation. i'd go with one of those balloon bouquets with candy or a gift box from Omaha Steaks.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 07-28-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Might wanna make one with "What did the motorist say to the pedestrian??" on the outside cover... then

"I'd hit it!" on the inside.

I think a beer gram is in order.. just have a keg delivered.

Jdoughs · 07-28-2009, 08:19 AM

A gift card.

(for some halogens)

Scott McD · 07-28-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Some guy was crossing the highway in the middle of the night and was struck and killed instantly on impact.

The dude driving was my buddy and he said the guy exploded on impact all over the place.

Holy shit !!!!

TheSenator · 07-28-2009, 08:30 AM

Thank for the tips.... There really isn't any help online help about etiquette when it comes to this situation.

Emil · 07-28-2009, 01:30 PM

How about a Whiskey? Wtf is a card good for?

baddog · 07-28-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

no - a greeting card is totally inappropriate in this situation. i'd go with one of those balloon bouquets with candy or a gift box from Omaha Steaks.

+1 on the steaks idea. Although, he probably has some in the grill.

Nicky · 07-28-2009, 01:34 PM

Get him a nice cleaner kit for his wind-shield.

Nah seriously just send some flowers and say something about unfortunate matter.

Nicky · 07-28-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

+1 on the steaks idea. Although, he probably has some in the grill.

ShellyCrash · 07-28-2009, 01:39 PM

I'd have to agree that if this is a good friend I'd say skip the card and do something nice, like take him out to dinner and drinks, etc.

I know what you mean though about difficulty finding a card- one of my neighbors went out of town about 2 weeks ago, let their daughter and her husband watch the house. They got into a fight and the daughter stepped out back onto the dock and blew her brains out.

It happened only two houses down. Crazy shit, crazy world.

I found a really nice condolences card but didn't mail it. Something like that.. I don't know, I don't want to make the trauma worse by mailing a memento.

Martin · 07-28-2009, 01:42 PM

Don't get friends cards. It's pretty gay. Bring him out for a few drinks.

CYF · 07-28-2009, 01:45 PM

Wow, that's unfortunate. I agree on the flowers and a note.

beerptrol · 07-28-2009, 01:46 PM

Just be there for him as a friend. if he needs to talk about it be there to listen. if he dwells on it, take him to a game, or out.

EllaBlack · 07-28-2009, 01:47 PM

scotch, all the way. with a glass for his girlfriend too.

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ShellyCrash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Tampa Bay, FL Posts: 6,708	I'd have to agree that if this is a good friend I'd say skip the card and do something nice, like take him out to dinner and drinks, etc. I know what you mean though about difficulty finding a card- one of my neighbors went out of town about 2 weeks ago, let their daughter and her husband watch the house. They got into a fight and the daughter stepped out back onto the dock and blew her brains out. It happened only two houses down. Crazy shit, crazy world. I found a really nice condolences card but didn't mail it. Something like that.. I don't know, I don't want to make the trauma worse by mailing a memento. __________________ Start making money with the hottest hookup site! up to $55 PPS or up to 75% Revshare ICQ 196766477

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