50 Ways to FAIL @ twitter - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 07-27-2009, 01:22 PM

Source: http://www.toprankblog.com/2009/07/5...il-on-twitter/

* Don?t auto reply follows with a link to your free piece of crap ebook. This sentiment is shared several times below.

* Don?t provide an obscure description of who you are and what you do

* No photo or an image that only makes sense to you and your imaginary friends

* Don?t mention a great resource with no link

* Not customizing your background

* Don?t post 10 messages in succession (also repeated below)

* Don?t follow over 1000 people in a 2 hour period

* Don?t write about the cat/hamster/potted plant over and over again

* Don?t swear often and expect business people to take you seriously (Unless you work for Outspoken Media)

* Don?t over-abbreviate.

More at http://www.toprankblog.com/2009/07/5...il-on-twitter/

NTM · 07-27-2009, 01:26 PM

Daylight comes and there is no more yayo

Juicy D. Links · 07-27-2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM

Daylight comes and there is no more yayo

Come, Mr. Tallyman, tally my banana... daylight come and me wanna go home.

Juicy D. Links · 07-29-2009, 01:43 PM

Where my bitches at? HOlllllllllllllllllla

DWB · 07-29-2009, 03:14 PM

I quit Twitter already. I don't need it for $ and for personal I found it just beyond dumb.

$5 submissions · 07-29-2009, 05:39 PM

Come on now, it isn't worthless

http://www.highrevenue.com/social-ne...tter-worthless

07-27-2009, 01:22 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	50 Ways to FAIL @ twitter Source: http://www.toprankblog.com/2009/07/5...il-on-twitter/ * Don?t auto reply follows with a link to your free piece of crap ebook. This sentiment is shared several times below. * Don?t provide an obscure description of who you are and what you do * No photo or an image that only makes sense to you and your imaginary friends * Don?t mention a great resource with no link * Not customizing your background * Don?t post 10 messages in succession (also repeated below) * Don?t follow over 1000 people in a 2 hour period * Don?t write about the cat/hamster/potted plant over and over again * Don?t swear often and expect business people to take you seriously (Unless you work for Outspoken Media) * Don?t over-abbreviate. More at http://www.toprankblog.com/2009/07/5...il-on-twitter/

07-29-2009, 05:39 PM	#6
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Come on now, it isn't worthless http://www.highrevenue.com/social-ne...tter-worthless __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

07-27-2009, 01:26 PM	#2
NTM So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,087	Daylight comes and there is no more yayo

07-29-2009, 01:43 PM	#4
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Where my bitches at? HOlllllllllllllllllla

07-29-2009, 03:14 PM	#5
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I quit Twitter already. I don't need it for $ and for personal I found it just beyond dumb.