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|  07-22-2009, 09:32 AM | #1 | 
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				i HATE fat chicks at the club:
			 Hot chicks always have some annoying fat friend who just wont get the fuck out of the way. These fat chicks always have some lame boyfriend at home and they bring their single hot girlfriend out and tell them it is "a girls night out" then cling onto the hot chick with her fat paws all night. what makes you think that your hot girlfriend doesnt want to get ass? just because you are fat and primed for a baby dont take it out on the world. STAY HOME BITCH. listen you fat bitch did it ever cross your mind that your hot girlfriend works hard to keep a body like that and she wants to be recognized for it. maybe if you werent such a fat bitch guys would actually approach you. fat chicks stay home you are a tremor on the dance floor and get away from all the hot people pro creating. /rant | 
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|  07-22-2009, 09:53 AM | #2 | 
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				 | Some of them have WAY too much energy and are WAY too loud.. Last time I heard the worst laugh ever, something like "Crusty the clown" toy from the Simpsons, if you would want to get clinically insane you would only need to listen to that for like 15 minutes.. 
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|  07-22-2009, 09:54 AM | #3 | 
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				 | A man is not a man until he's harpooned at least one fat chick at 3 am and then hidden it from his buddies. MM your mancard is in jeopardy of being revoked. 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:01 AM | #4 | ||
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  the worst is when they wear skirts and high heels they can barely fit in. GIRL YOU'RE FAT  Quote: 
 and they always have some attitude like they dont want you. but deep down they are begging for attention from anyone. i MAYBE would let them suck my dick if they bought me a few drinks. | ||
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|  07-22-2009, 10:05 AM | #5 | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:05 AM | #6 | 
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				 | Your assessment of fat chicks is 100% correct. Fat makes me sick also | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:10 AM | #7 | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:12 AM | #8 | 
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				 | fat girls are like scooters fun to ride until your friends find out | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:13 AM | #9 | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:15 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Hey I love big girls. Theyre so comfy   
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|  07-22-2009, 10:17 AM | #11 | |
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 (eh, probably not) | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:17 AM | #12 | 
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				 | chunky hoes need luv   
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|  07-22-2009, 10:21 AM | #13 | |
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 you will never find a girl i have dated or even seen that has a bad thing to say about me. i am a complete gentleman and i just call it like i see it. fact is you probably have a fat girlfriend because you yourself are a big loser/nerd. i bet you without even trying i could be fucking your chick. | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:22 AM | #14 | |
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 Far too many guys will do just about anything to get their dick wet. It's actually pathetic. Almost as pathetic as a guy that feels the need to let the world know that he is a meta man and rant about how fat girls cock block him. It's not the fat girls that are cock blocking this type of man, it's himself.  | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:23 AM | #15 | 
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				 | I don't have a problem with them coming out. | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:23 AM | #16 | |
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 Put 2 + 2 together and try again. PS You're not a gentleman. Gentlemen do not "call it like they see it." They are gentlemen. Try again. PPS My girlfriend is a 20 year old 5'10" dude that weighs in at 160 with a 7 1/2" dick. You sure you want her? | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:27 AM | #17 | |
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 what is pathetic is someone like you with a fat girlfriend who cant admit to yourself you settled for second best. i can nail any chick i see, this is no joke, you havent met me in person, i am not a player, i am just myself and i have personality. i am an alpha male it is nature that women move towards a more father (alpha male) figure. they sleep with me while you are at home taking care of the kids and getting groceries. study gorillas and you will see how humans are closely related. you cannot stop centuries of evolution. once you start realizing this is will help explain your pathetic life. if you had the chance to tap a dime piece or a fat chick which one would you choose? | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:28 AM | #18 | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:30 AM | #19 | 
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				 | How was stampede fucker? I never made it down... | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:30 AM | #20 | |
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 fat chicks love gay guys because they can be in the presence of males. they are using you because you are gay just like you are using them because they are fat, you are both trying to feel accepted in society dont get it twisted. take some testosterone shots and come talk to me. | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:34 AM | #21 | |
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 i dont mistreat my women, my ex girlfriend uses her fridays off to come over, cook a meal and get a bang. why would she do this if i am such a big asshole? my pole gets touched weekly by multiple girls and they all know about eachother and could care less because i am honest. i dont have a need for fatties i date dime pieces. why would i settle for anything less? you are the typical guy who couldnt get pussy into his mid 20s so he decided to be gay. same old shit you didnt miss anything, just a big waste of cash was still fun though dont get me wrong. | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:37 AM | #22 | 
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				 | it's funny that the only guy who disagrees with me is GAY   shut your mouth | 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:38 AM | #23 | |
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  Oh, and a newsflash for you...I can bang ANY girl I want. Gay guys have their choice of ANY girl. We're everything they wish their boyfriends could be. Want to be my wing man? ;) You're probably a cool enough guy when not hiding behind your Internet ego. Having said that, fat girls need love, too and I am here to defend them.  | |
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|  07-22-2009, 10:44 AM | #24 | 
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				 | Some people always say "BIG IS BEAUTIFUL"   
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|  07-22-2009, 10:58 AM | #25 | 
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				 | I know a guy who had multiple girlfriends. and all of them are over 200 lbs.   I have never ever seen anyone with multiple hot girlfriends... besides, once the girls meet each other, they end up being lesbian anyways - and then your SOL. 
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|  07-22-2009, 10:58 AM | #26 | 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:06 AM | #27 | 
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				 | 9 out of 10 threads you talk out your ass. well this is the 1 time you're not | 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:10 AM | #28 | 
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				 | You may be a player but a true alpha wouldn't complain about a woman running interference when you are trying to game her friend. 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:14 AM | #29 | 
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				 | clubs are for losers | 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:17 AM | #30 | 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:25 AM | #31 | 
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				 | Some twisted perverts gave overweight girls power and now they're tripping on it... 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:39 AM | #32 | 
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				 | As someone who has been friends with a few fat chicks in my day, I think there are some things about them that may surprise some people. My fattest friend has fucked hotter and more guys than my sexiest, most in-shape friends. Also, gay guys and fat chicks are the best people to go clubbing with. 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:47 AM | #33 | 
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				 | Bang them both. 
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|  07-22-2009, 11:49 AM | #34 | |
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 if cramming cankles into shoes 3 sizes to small is letting loose then all the power to you. | |
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|  07-22-2009, 12:32 PM | #35 | 
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				 | cock blockers are going to hell.. 
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|  07-22-2009, 12:39 PM | #36 | |
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|  07-22-2009, 12:43 PM | #37 | 
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				 | when you see a hot chick with a fat chick you should be jumping up and down with joy That means only one thing - the hot chick is an easy pray! Think about it for a second, why would a drop-down gorgeous babe go out with her ugly friend? Coz she has a low self-esteem and wants to stand out (pick me, pick me, I'm hot and my friend is fat and ugly), hit on her hard and you'll be fucking her in no time .... then run away FAST. On a side note - two days ago I fucked the ugliest woman on the planet, grrrrrrr ;( | 
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|  07-22-2009, 12:47 PM | #38 | 
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				 | i don't care at ALL, my boy | 
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|  07-22-2009, 12:51 PM | #39 | |
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|  07-22-2009, 01:18 PM | #40 | |
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  i have done this many times hit on fatty to get to the hot one. its all in the fun of the game. | |
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|  07-22-2009, 01:22 PM | #41 | 
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|  07-22-2009, 01:23 PM | #42 | 
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				 | you need a wingman 
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|  07-22-2009, 01:43 PM | #43 | |
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 You do speak the truth about fat girls banging hot guys. Many fat girls have a "I don't give a fuck" attitude and that is attractive to a lot of guys. | |
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|  07-22-2009, 01:46 PM | #44 | 
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				 | Fat bitches always cock block 
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|  07-22-2009, 01:50 PM | #45 | 
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				 | some of thems are very cute | 
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|  07-22-2009, 01:51 PM | #46 | 
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				 | ehhh.....I don't really know what to say about this thread. I am not fat-at all-but it's pretty mean to talk this way. | 
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|  07-22-2009, 01:51 PM | #47 | |
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  i dont have friends that will take the grenade they just go off and find their own LOL | |
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|  07-22-2009, 01:52 PM | #48 | |
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 Another way to get laid by a hot girl is to go to the gay club. You'll have virtually no competition and her defenses in order to prevent being hit on will be down. The bonus is that if her boys think you're good looking, they will practically throw her at you and encourage her to go home with you. I've known a few guys that have picked up extremely hot girls that way. | |
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|  07-22-2009, 01:56 PM | #49 | 
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				 | at the end of the night, when you're hammered and none of the skinny chicks will look at you, you thank god there's low esteem fat chicks willing to rape you people who post these threads are usually closet fat chick lovers. just like the worst gay haters are usually closet cases. other wise it wouldn't bother you. 
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|  07-22-2009, 01:57 PM | #50 | |
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 if you have to go to a gay club to pick up hot chicks maybe you are confused in the firstplace. ever though of that? | |
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