Immediate Salaried Job Opening (50K+) - GoFuckYourself.com

JackJones75 · 07-13-2009, 09:38 PM

Requirements:
Must not already be a PIMPROLL affiliate.
Must have excellent traffic, a good reputation, and a proven track record of sales.
Salary to be based on PROOF of exceptional performance in today's environment. (We need to be wowed.)

If seriously interested in joining our traffic team, hit me up to schedule a test run.

fris · 07-13-2009, 09:40 PM

let me guess someone sends traffic 50k worth of sales and you pay them? ;)

JackJones75 · 07-13-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

let me guess someone sends traffic 50k worth of sales and you pay them? ;)

ok, you're hired just for your wit ;-)

sicone · 07-13-2009, 09:44 PM

Iron Fist · 07-13-2009, 09:45 PM

Sorry my traffic is outstanding. Guess i'm out. Good luck!

JackJones75 · 07-13-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Sorry my traffic is outstanding. Guess i'm out. Good luck!

outstanding traffic works, too! ;-) though, we prefer 'exceptional' traffic.

PSD CSS XHTML · 07-13-2009, 09:50 PM

i wish i worked for pimproll

mmcfadden · 07-13-2009, 09:52 PM

what's the requirements? I could possibly make you 3 times your money and you don't have to do a damn thing

JackJones75 · 07-13-2009, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

what's the requirements? I could possibly make you 3 times your money and you don't have to do a damn thing

sounds lofty. it's good to have high goals. now show me watcha got.

mmcfadden · 07-13-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Don

sounds lofty. it's good to have high goals. now show me watcha got.

It is creative... what I need is some support when it's done.

i scratch your back... you scratch mine.

Doug E · 07-13-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Don

Immediate Salaried Job Opening (50K+)

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

let me guess someone sends traffic 50k worth of sales and you pay them? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Don

ok, you're hired just for your wit ;-)

If you value math over wit I'll send you 100k worth of rev share sales for that 50k. Plus my recurring. Ahh, unfortunately I'm already a Pimp Roll affiliate, have poor traffic and no reputation.

JackJones75 · 07-13-2009, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug E

If you value math over wit I'll send you 100k worth of rev share sales for that 50k. Plus my recurring. Ahh, unfortunately I'm already a Pimp Roll affiliate, have poor traffic and no reputation.

maybe we'll hire you as a writer, then. give me your best haiku.

Snake Doctor · 07-13-2009, 10:40 PM

So someone who is already an affiliate isn't allowed to send you 50K worth of traffic?

WTF?

JFK · 07-13-2009, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Don

ok, you're hired just for your wit ;-)

07-13-2009, 10:44 PM

If you had outstanding traffic and a great track record, why in the fuck would you want to go work for a lousy $50k/yr salary?

Outstanding can wipe its ass with $50k/yr by default.

Brujah · 07-13-2009, 10:46 PM

I'm hired.

Doug E · 07-13-2009, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Don

maybe we'll hire you as a writer, then. give me your best haiku.

I was never trained in that. But I did study Kung Fu and am currently training to become a cage fighter. I can send you some pictures.

Biggy · 07-13-2009, 11:51 PM

application sent, did u get it?

dirtymind · 07-14-2009, 02:48 AM

i hope that's 50+ a month or i don't think you are going to find any one with that kind of traffic willing to give it up for that less.

seeandsee · 07-14-2009, 05:31 AM

i really don't get this job, i am lost :D

PornMySex · 07-14-2009, 05:35 AM

I have worked for many years as an affiliate on my own and i would never work for an affiliate program for a salary.

I don't think any full time affiliate would apply for this job. I prefer to work when i want, where i want and promote what i want.

commonsense · 07-14-2009, 06:37 AM

This thread is confusing.

Sausage · 07-14-2009, 06:42 AM

Being exceptional or even good at marketing and traffic, why the hell would you go for a 50k+ job? You would be earning many times that already. This thread really doesn't make sense, all you are gonna get for 50k-ish is some dumb ass rep who can't make it as a webmaster.

Sosa · 07-14-2009, 07:01 AM

You can always hire me for a real salary job

smutnut · 07-14-2009, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

So someone who is already an affiliate isn't allowed to send you 50K worth of traffic?

WTF?

I'd like to hear the logic behind this one too, but I can already sort of guess why

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07-13-2009, 10:44 PM	#15
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	If you had outstanding traffic and a great track record, why in the fuck would you want to go work for a lousy $50k/yr salary? Outstanding can wipe its ass with $50k/yr by default.

07-13-2009, 10:46 PM	#16
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07-14-2009, 02:48 AM	#19
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07-14-2009, 05:31 AM	#20
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07-14-2009, 05:35 AM	#21
PornMySex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 577	I have worked for many years as an affiliate on my own and i would never work for an affiliate program for a salary. I don't think any full time affiliate would apply for this job. I prefer to work when i want, where i want and promote what i want.

07-14-2009, 06:37 AM	#22
commonsense So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,790	This thread is confusing.

07-14-2009, 06:42 AM	#23
Sausage Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,012	Being exceptional or even good at marketing and traffic, why the hell would you go for a 50k+ job? You would be earning many times that already. This thread really doesn't make sense, all you are gonna get for 50k-ish is some dumb ass rep who can't make it as a webmaster.

07-14-2009, 07:01 AM	#24
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