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mikeyddddd 07-14-2009 12:34 AM


mrshine 07-14-2009 12:37 AM

1.Shot him in a face with deagle .
2.Cut him to little pieces, and feed the pigs.

SleazyDream 07-14-2009 12:56 AM

maybe all the stuff on csi is all hollywood bullshit?

what about taking a shotgun, shooting the person, and walking away.

if no one sees you go there, and you drop no dna... think about this


shotgun leaves no riffling to trace the bullets.

ensure clean clothing/shoes and leave no dna



come down to prove it or confess.................


so tell me - where are the holes in this plan? could they really prove this?

baddog 07-14-2009 12:58 AM

Sorry, trade secret.

SleazyDream 07-14-2009 01:04 AM

legal disclaimer - researching ideas for a book i may write someday

SleazyDream 07-14-2009 08:45 AM

no more ideas?

CDSmith 07-14-2009 09:07 AM

I would first ask myself -- How do professionals do it? On TV and in movies they always wear gloves, use a silenced handgun, leave no witnesses or evidence. That means doing it somewhere where no one else is around, and they dig out the bullets afterwards.

They either rob the victim (money, watch, jewelry etc) to make it look like that was the motivation, or else do the hit so precisely and cleanly as to make it look like an execution-style professional hit (something you yourself shouldn't be capeable of to people who know you), OR they're good enough to scare the victim into making a fatal mistake while attempting to escape that ends their life via a fall or drowning so that bullets and bullet holes aren't even needed.

Hey, we have a pretty dangerous fast-moving river here in the 'peg... and there's already been some drownings in it lately. I'm a strong swimmer but someone would have to pay my family a few mill before I'd even consider trying to cross it. There you go, ready made alibi.

Of course you know I'll be watching the news, and will turn you in for the crimestoppers reward in a heartbeat. :D

MaDalton 07-14-2009 09:11 AM

just kill yourself after you shot the person. that way you definitely get away with it.

TurboAngel 07-14-2009 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 16061528)



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beerptrol 07-14-2009 09:22 AM

Get married. It's a slow and torturous death

Twistys Tim 07-14-2009 09:28 AM

1. remove motive
2. remove body
3. remove evidence
4. remove suspicion


dyna mo 07-14-2009 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16062613)
1. remove motive
2. remove body
3. remove evidence
4. remove suspicion

2a. remove teeth
:thumbsup

It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.

Drake 07-14-2009 09:56 AM

Having watched tons of episodes of American Justice and City Confidential in the past, I probably know more than I should. Some ingenius methods used and sometimes only the smallest screw up allowed authorities to catch the perp. It's no wonder so many murders go unsolved.

SmokeyTheBear 07-14-2009 10:24 AM

make them read gfy everyday , maybe they will go insane and kill themselves

SilentKnight 07-14-2009 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug E (Post 16061507)
Yea theres been a few cases like that, but without a lot of circumstantial evidence aka 'a fucking head' or 'a large bloodstain in the back seat' it's still pretty difficult to prosecute without a confession. There's a lot of guys on missing persons lists you can bet went the way of Jimmy Hoffa.

Actually, its disconcerting how "circumstantial evidence" can lead prosecutors/judge/jury astray - particularly if you look closely at the Baltovich case. But you're right...there's been several 'slipped-thru-the-cracks' cases like that.

I put that one out as an example since it was the most blatant no-body instance I could think of - plus it was fairly local to me.

Vicious_B 07-14-2009 10:56 AM

There are some way to detailed answers in this thread.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-14-2009 10:56 AM

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cykoe6 07-14-2009 10:59 AM

First you should post about it on a message board.

SilentKnight 07-14-2009 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16062910)
There are some way to detailed answers in this thread.

I thought that, too.

But its nothin' you can't see/hear on any of the crime shows (or books) these days.

The wife and I watch Criminal Minds and L&O fairly religiously...and sometimes I wonder do the investigators always use all those scientific resources at their disposal for every case? Or just certain cases?

HomerSimpson 07-14-2009 06:51 PM

my weapon of choice would be: poison
here are some interesting links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thallium
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115033/

Vicious_B 07-15-2009 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 16064512)
I thought that, too.

But its nothin' you can't see/hear on any of the crime shows (or books) these days.

The wife and I watch Criminal Minds and L&O fairly religiously...and sometimes I wonder do the investigators always use all those scientific resources at their disposal for every case? Or just certain cases?

I watch all that shit too and could no where near provide as detailed answers as some here.

seeandsee 07-15-2009 06:30 AM

get to work like police agent working on murders, kill that person, and investigate that person death.


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