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JamesK · 12-03-2002, 02:09 PM

HAHAHAHA YES YES BABYS COME ON MORE SHYTE. I WANT TO LAUGH!!!

(DARKJEDI STILL GOT PLACE 1!)

DarkJedi · 12-03-2002, 02:12 PM

Q: What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit?

A: ''Mr. President.''

JamesK · 12-03-2002, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Q: What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit?

A: ''Mr. President.''

YES YES 20 MORE JOKES AND U GET THE DESIGN FOR SURE!!

DarkJedi · 12-03-2002, 02:34 PM

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?

He got a stiff neck.

DarkJedi · 12-03-2002, 02:37 PM

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

DarkJedi · 12-03-2002, 02:44 PM

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"
She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.

She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

DarkJedi · 12-03-2002, 02:46 PM

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
A: Go home!

Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
A: Great work, team!

Bored · 12-03-2002, 02:47 PM

I can't think of anymore....
sorry

Just read over my jokes again, you'll laugh I promise

JamesK · 12-04-2002, 12:39 PM

lol funny stuff. aight dark hit me up on icq

12-03-2002, 02:09 PM	#51
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12-04-2002, 12:39 PM	#59
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12-03-2002, 02:12 PM	#52
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Q: What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit? A: ''Mr. President.''

12-03-2002, 02:34 PM	#54
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly? He got a stiff neck.

12-03-2002, 02:37 PM	#55
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear." WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

12-03-2002, 02:44 PM	#56
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!" She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her. She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

12-03-2002, 02:46 PM	#57
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A: Go home! Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms? A: Great work, team!