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CDSmith · 12-02-2002, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
We didn't break up I was bored and wanted to start another useless thread to add to GFY

Oh you SO need a thrashing. why if I was your boyfriend I'd.....

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Biiiitch.

drops · 12-02-2002, 01:42 PM

CDSmith · 12-02-2002, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by drops
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CDSmith · 12-02-2002, 01:56 PM

Gimp --- whatever you're trying to do ain't working.

8=======D~~~ *yoink*

Juge · 12-02-2002, 01:59 PM

Depends on how much money you make!

Lane · 12-02-2002, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Gimp --- whatever you're trying to do ain't working.

8=======D~~~ *yoink*

i saw the pics, then i hit refresh again and they were gone

gimpdog · 12-02-2002, 02:01 PM

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boldy · 12-02-2002, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Gimp --- whatever you're trying to do ain't working.

8=======D~~~ *yoink*

Well, it was working ... *damn*

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by boldy

Well, it was working ... *damn*

Good money was spent to make sure it wouldn't

mastamindz · 12-02-2002, 03:24 PM

What I can offer you:

1. I can fuck your ass while my girl licks your pussy
2. I have a medium sized cock, and tiny testicles
3. I wont buy you anything, but I will take you window shopping
4. I'm a jerk most of the time, but if your an attention whore you will like it.
5. I can cook
6. I dont really clean my house and dont expect you to either. I like my mess
7. I will only pay attention to you during sex, and possibly after sex if there is nothing good on TV.

asuna · 12-02-2002, 03:28 PM

mmmmm anal

LUCL0NELY · 12-02-2002, 03:31 PM

what about I'll give you a DVD player and you clean my house for 1 month ?

BT · 12-02-2002, 03:37 PM

Do you swallow? That is big in my hand book of relationships! I need a girl that can drink me beer for beer and at the end of the night do cock squats till she fuking passes out! I need a girl that likes to get buck wild!

thatdykeliz · 12-02-2002, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
What I can offer you:

1. I can fuck your ass while my girl licks your pussy
2. I have a medium sized cock, and tiny testicles
3. I wont buy you anything, but I will take you window shopping
4. I'm a jerk most of the time, but if your an attention whore you will like it.
5. I can cook
6. I dont really clean my house and dont expect you to either. I like my mess
7. I will only pay attention to you during sex, and possibly after sex if there is nothing good on TV.

Goddamn...I think you're my ex-husband.

CDSmith · 12-02-2002, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Do you swallow? That is big in my hand book of relationships! I need a girl that can drink me beer for beer and at the end of the night do cock squats till she fuking passes out! I need a girl that likes to get buck wild!

Yes, good cock-squatting ability is very important in a prospective girlfriend.

girl needs to work that uterus.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2002, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by xxweekxx
What i offer you -

I will be gentle
I will never be cruel or mean
I have beautiful smile
I keep my face clean
I am too fucking cute
I love children

And i will raise them by your side
i will be a good father
As well as a good husband to you.

I love cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
I'll do anything in my power
To convey my feelings of love on to you.

Im sweet
I'll write you poetry everyday
I will be a best friend to your mother
And i'll kiss away all your pain.

I'll never make you cry
Or hurt you in any way

So choose me and make me the happiest man in this world

Okay before reading all the other posts here....I have to say, if Stephanie doesn't want you...I do!!!! Let's get married!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2002, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by xxweekxx
im so hurt

just wait till my gf sees this thread.

Oops! I retract my previous post!

Easton · 12-02-2002, 06:16 PM

Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women...

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2002, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women...

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

Awww and here I thought you wanted me!!!

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
Steph, go for the boob job, i think it shold be mandatory for all women...

not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL

Easton I am planning on getting them done

But I don't think it should be mandatory for all women just because you love fake tits

"not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL"

Easton everybody including stunk cocks need love too

And I'm not talking about love that you pay for

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Awww and here I thought you wanted me!!!

Sweety I don't think you want what Easton has to offer you

I'm a better match for ya'

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2002, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Sweety I don't think you want what Easton has to offer you

I'm a better match for ya'

Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both!

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both!

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you

Me first

I don't want seconds

Easton · 12-02-2002, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Easton I am planning on getting them done
But I don't think it should be mandatory for all women just because you love fake tits

"not that i'm looking for a GF, stunt cock's have no need for them... LOL"

Easton everybody including stunk cocks need love too
And I'm not talking about love that you pay for

i don't pay them to fuck, i pay them to leave!!! rotlmao

Easton · 12-02-2002, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Okay, so ummm....how about I come to Canada and eh, try you both!

I'll spend a day with him and 2 with you

why don't we set this up AFTER you've both had your boob jobs?

Easton · 12-02-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Me first
I don't want seconds

sure, whatever... in our HFGB content, i usually cum last on the girl's face... in fact, i like sloppy 2nds, sloppy 5ths are even better!

just bring it! LOL

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2002, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

sure, whatever... in our HFGB content, i usually cum last on the girl's face... in fact, i like sloppy 2nds, sloppy 5ths are even better!

just bring it! LOL

There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

why don't we set this up AFTER you've both had your boob jobs?

Sure and while we're getting our boobs done you can have your little weiner pumped up

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

Babe don't pay attention to what Easton says LOL. He's just a stunk cock

He knows not of what he speaks

Easton · 12-02-2002, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

There's not a GOD DAMNED thing sloppy about me!!! Don't you forget it!!!

but i meant sloppy seconds in the good sense...

Easton · 12-02-2002, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Sure and while we're getting our boobs done you can have your little weiner pumped up

my surgeon informs me that my cock is too small to even attempt the operation... so i guess i'm stuck with my itty-bitty little 3-inch cock...

*shrug*

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

my surgeon informs me that my cock is too small to even attempt the operation... so i guess i'm stuck with my itty-bitty little 3-inch cock...

*shrug*

1/4 inch killer?

Easton · 12-02-2002, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Babe don't pay attention to what Easton says LOL. He's just a stunk cock

He knows not of what he speaks

true, i know not of what i speak, but i know of what i fuck... me likes implants!!!

Easton · 12-02-2002, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

1/4 inch killer?

huh? are you making fun of my small dick? it's not my fault that i'm only 3" fully hard...

sherie · 12-02-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

true, i know not of what i speak, but i know of what i fuck... me likes implants!!!

How's about you get a set of your own!!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2002, 07:45 PM

Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

Hot Tropical Babes · 12-02-2002, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

YOUR nails are AWESOME! well, okay the rest of ya tooo

pink_in_the_middle · 12-02-2002, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Okay if it's BOOBS you're fucking....I think your cock would have NO problem fitting between mine WITHOUT implants and most likely would be snug!!! Don't you think so?

However...that does nothing for me...so I don't think you'd be *fucking* that part of me. After all, it's all about the womans pleasure, eh?

WOW !!! Why wasen't I blessed with a set like that

Doc here I come

pipp · 12-02-2002, 08:21 PM

hmm is it just me or is dvd players gething "in" among girls

FlyingIguana · 12-02-2002, 08:22 PM

you can be my gf, but you gotta pay me for the pleasure of being my girl.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2002, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

YOUR nails are AWESOME! well, okay the rest of ya tooo

Thanks very much!!!

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