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Originally posted by mastamindz
What I can offer you:
1. I can fuck your ass while my girl licks your pussy
2. I have a medium sized cock, and tiny testicles
3. I wont buy you anything, but I will take you window shopping
4. I'm a jerk most of the time, but if your an attention whore you will like it.
5. I can cook
6. I dont really clean my house and dont expect you to either. I like my mess
7. I will only pay attention to you during sex, and possibly after sex if there is nothing good on TV.
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Goddamn...I think you're my ex-husband. 
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