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halfpint · 07-03-2009, 11:19 PM

Midget wrestlers killed in hooker romp

TWO hookers were being quizzed last night after a pair of wrestling MIDGETS died in a sex party - plunging an entire country into mourning.

Pint-size grappler Alberto Jimenez, 35, and his twin Alejandro - national heroes in Mexico - were drugged and robbed after picking up two tarts at a hotel.

The thieving hookers are believed to have spiked their booze with eye drops to knock them out - but the dose was too much for their tiny frames.

Read The Full Story Here

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ug-drinks.html

tical · 07-03-2009, 11:25 PM

eye drops will knock you out?

Iron Fist · 07-03-2009, 11:28 PM

I wonder how many people will try drinking eye drops this weekend just to see if it works.

JenniDahling · 07-03-2009, 11:31 PM

I thought spiking someone's drink with Visine was equivalent to giving them Exlax brownies?!

Elixir · 07-04-2009, 03:54 AM

bad news

Scott McD · 07-04-2009, 04:11 AM

Still can't help but laugh at the story...

seeandsee · 07-04-2009, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

eye drops will knock you out?

who will know

MichaelAncher · 07-04-2009, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

eye drops will knock you out?

No but it makes you very sick, girls use is to get rid of guys that try a little to hard...they slip it in his drink and after 10 min, the guy stops thinking about sex :-)

Dood · 07-04-2009, 07:51 AM

Yesterday I accidentally got one drop of visine in my mouth and rinsed it out immediately but about 4 hours later I had sharp pains in my stomach and was very sleepy, now I know why I guess.

Good thing I'm not a midget.

brassmonkey · 07-04-2009, 11:19 AM

think they were in a movie

Pseudonymous · 07-04-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

think they were in a movie

No it wasn't the wrestling midgets from Nacho Libre. lol

Spunky · 07-04-2009, 11:34 AM

She devils every one of them

Supz · 07-04-2009, 12:19 PM

The Little Peoples Convention is in town in NYC. They are all staying at the Marriot Downtown right nextdoor to my building. Midgets everywhere.

$5 submissions · 07-04-2009, 01:30 PM

Midget sex party goes awry... I wonder what kind of headlines that would provoke.

Mr. Romance · 07-04-2009, 02:31 PM

this sucks

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u-Bob · 07-04-2009, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelAncher

No but it makes you very sick, girls use is to get rid of guys that try a little to hard...they slip it in his drink and after 10 min, the guy stops thinking about sex :-)

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