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12-01-2002, 07:35 PM
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constipation...
seriously in pain..
any suggestions? 
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12-01-2002, 07:36 PM
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fiber
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12-01-2002, 07:37 PM
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stick your finger up your ass
thats what they did in the old days..
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12-01-2002, 07:39 PM
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coffee and cigarettes and big burrito
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12-01-2002, 07:45 PM
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Heck, I sometimes wish I had that problem being constipated. I usually go 2-3 times a day.
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12-01-2002, 07:53 PM
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Laxatives?
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12-01-2002, 07:59 PM
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eat about 3 or 4 stalks of celery..fiber and a natrual laxative
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12-01-2002, 08:04 PM
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a big dildo up your ass
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12-01-2002, 08:05 PM
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Follow the advice of the constipated mathematician
he worked it out with a pencil |
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12-01-2002, 08:05 PM
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Eat some chinese food!!!
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12-01-2002, 08:06 PM
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1. Drink hot water. Not boiling hot. Just hot enough.
2. Lie down on your left side, with your leg drawn up. 3. Squat. 4. Enemas work 5. Eat a big bowl of chili con carne with raw onion and sour cream. It will either kill you or cure you.
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12-01-2002, 08:26 PM
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enema!!
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12-01-2002, 08:44 PM
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I would see a good doctor.
I had alot of stomach problems, about this time last year. Started with consipation and got alot worse. Felt that I had a knife in my side for 2 months. They never exactly figured out the problem, but I changed the way I ate, and my lifestyle.
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12-01-2002, 09:25 PM
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ummm, doesn't being constipated mean you're full of shit?
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12-01-2002, 10:28 PM
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cause sometimes that causes it (constipation) no shit they say reading meanless bullshit on the internet can upset you too. that could cause it could be cancer too, but then you would die so constipation wouldn't be that big of a concern, the undertaker takes all that out when they embalm you. your life insurance is all paid up? right? I would, just in case. just want to be helpful. you have a good day now, you hear????????? |
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12-01-2002, 10:28 PM
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12-01-2002, 10:30 PM
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eat some mcdonalds
that should do it |
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12-01-2002, 10:41 PM
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In my opinion, you made a bad lifestyle choice. |
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