constipation...
 

seriously in pain..

any suggestions?:(

fiber

stick your finger up your ass

thats what they did in the old days..

coffee and cigarettes and big burrito

Heck, I sometimes wish I had that problem being constipated. I usually go 2-3 times a day.

Laxatives?

eat about 3 or 4 stalks of celery..fiber and a natrual laxative :thumbsup

a big dildo up your ass :)

Follow the advice of the constipated mathematician


he worked it out with a pencil

Eat some chinese food!!!

1. Drink hot water. Not boiling hot. Just hot enough.
2. Lie down on your left side, with your leg drawn up.
3. Squat.
4. Enemas work
5. Eat a big bowl of chili con carne with raw onion and sour cream. It will either kill you or cure you.

enema!!

I would see a good doctor.

I had alot of stomach problems, about this time last year. Started with consipation and got alot worse. Felt that I had a knife in my side for 2 months. They never exactly figured out the problem, but I changed the way I ate, and my lifestyle.

ummm, doesn't being constipated mean you're full of shit?

You take it up the ass?
cause sometimes that causes it (constipation)
no shit


they say reading meanless bullshit on the internet can upset you too.
that could cause it

could be cancer too, but then you would die so constipation wouldn't be that big of a concern, the undertaker takes all that out when they embalm you.

your life insurance is all paid up? right?
I would, just in case.

just want to be helpful.
you have a good day now,
you hear?????????

tranny? :GFYBand

eat some mcdonalds

that should do it

You cut down on the number of hookers you fuck?

In my opinion, you made a bad lifestyle choice.