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How Can You Fall Asleep While Getting A Tattoo ??? [PIC]
Infact i'll rephrase that. How can you fall asleep while getting 56 tattoo's ?!?!?
![]() ![]() ![]() A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £8,500 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face - but ended up with 56. Eighteen-year-old Kimberley She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English. She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work... and awoke to 'this nightmare'. 'It is terrible for me,' said Kimberley. 'I cannot go out on to the street http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl....html?ITO=1490 Lying bitch!! ![]() |
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Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
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I almost fell asleep during a large tattoo I was getting on my leg. But on your fucking face? That bitch was drunk/stoned or out right lying
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haha stupid bitch.. deserved it
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I don't believe her story for a minute to begin with but let's go along with it for a minute. Why the hell would you proceed to let someone tattoo your FACE if you didn't think they could understand what the hell you were saying!!!!
Dumb bitch
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![]() She's totally lying. I hope she gets nothing, what she deserves ![]() |
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poor girl ,if its true
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Also, I don't have any ink on my face, but I did get a tattoo behind my ear, and you could hear the buzz of the machine inside your skull. Even with pills and booze there's no way on earth you could "sleep" through that. She would have had to have been comatose. I side with the shop, just no way.
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She come from Arkansas?
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She should do porn
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Creation of 1 star takes how long? 30 seconds? so she felt a sleep in no more than 2 minutes? Fuck.. so much tired and gets a tattoo
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And there is NO WAY she could have slept through the ones on her nose. I have my nose pierced and that area is so sensitive that I would rather give birth again.
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that looks so fucking stupid
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I think this comment posted on the page pretty much sums it up :
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Bad enough when guys get a tattoo on their face, but lets face it, how the fuck can a girl do her makeup with tattoos on her face? Whole thing is retarded lol
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she's 18? my cum removes ink! yo, bitch, if you are reading this CALL ME!
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she was with her father and brother, they went out to get chips. She was first excited until her father came back in. Then she started to complain
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Maybe she can keep going and work for ringling bro's as the tatooed lady.
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Doesn't this tattoo shop have camera's to prove she was up and looked in the mirror to check the work several times?
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There's no way she was sleeping while the guy was tatooing 56 stars in her face!!
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Can someone please photoshop out 53 stars so she can see that she would still look stupid?
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She looks like something from DS9
anyway, let's run with this a little... Sleeping? no chance. She actually wanted shitloads of stars on her face and got a shitload of grief from parents? Possibly. Stoned/drunk, asked for some shitload of stars and passed out. Possibly, but then the tattoo guy is in for shit for performing tats on a drunken/stoned person... Either way, the truth will come out, but yeah, if this was 100% tatman's fuckup, this is something >>>8k I smell fishy stories
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that's awesome.. bet she wont regret those tattoo's..!
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It can totally happen. I dozed off while meditating when having one of my sleeves worked on.
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i hate to say this, but THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME LOOOOOL
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I gotta say though the guy is an IDIOT for accepting the tat job though.....something like this just reaks of trouble later on, especially with a young chick like that.
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ahahaahahahaha!!!
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I can see a new micro-niche evolving...
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cmon its not possible to fall asleep
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Good lord,what a complete idiot
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I hope they were to mark some milestone in her life.
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She's a fucking idiot for just asking for 3
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She's a complete tool and it wouldn't surprise me if the next person she sues is the person who tries to remove it for her with sandpaper.
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![]() In most tattoo parlors, you have to pay first...
...Obviously because of the fact that once a tattoo is on, the tattooed person could bail without paying. Also, even though the design is simple, most tattoo artists outline their work and let you look at how the layout fits BEFORE they begin their work. She needs to cease her shenanigans. Does she think people are that stupid?
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This is also a good example of why most tattoo artists won't do hands, face or neck unless a person already has a substantial amount of ink. My friend Kevin won't do faces or hands on anyone just as a rule.
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1st of all, how does anyone fall asleep while getting a tattoo on their face? Lets test this. Someone lay down and I'll poke you repeatedly in the face with a needle. Do you really think that you would fall asleep no matter how tired you are? I highly doubt it.
Secondly, why would anyone even want 3 stars on their face? I hope that the legal system actually does the right thing in this case and not give her a damn thing. Clearly, she's lying.
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how stupid can ppl be
first a tattoo in their face then getting a tattoo done by a guy that doesn't speak your language. and then falling asleep wtf |
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