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TDF · 11-29-2002, 09:20 PM

tis the season for the flakes that dont melt! This year I want to be creative and get a few lady friends sex toys for christmas. Can someone suggest me some ideas besides the boring vibrators??

I cant wait to see their faces when they open the packages...priceless!

railz · 11-29-2002, 09:24 PM

Unlimited booty calls with ME!

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

TDF · 11-29-2002, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by railz
Unlimited booty calls with ME!

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

squirrerl included?

railz · 11-29-2002, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

squirrerl included?

He's the "french tickler"

Pornwolf · 11-29-2002, 09:53 PM

Sex toys for christmas? That's always been a dangerous game to play with most babes. These are just your 'on the side' chicks right?

Rochard · 11-29-2002, 10:51 PM

Double sided dildo. That will open their eyes up real wide!

bhutocracy · 11-29-2002, 11:07 PM

www.downundertoys.com

these guys rock.. 100% medical grade silicon means no pthalates like normal crappy product.. designed by women - FOR women. they have a battery of testers to ensure the product performs even for people with arthritis etc.
good people.

TDF · 11-29-2002, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
Double sided dildo. That will open their eyes up real wide!

Jon · 11-29-2002, 11:46 PM

those dildos look like they were taken out back and spray painted..

thatdykeliz · 11-29-2002, 11:51 PM

A coil-operated vibrator like the WahlPro, or a Hitachi Magic Wand. The Wahl is my bestest buddy. It's fantastic, and not cheesy-looking like you bought it at some peep-show video store. And the Hitachi is pretty good, too, plus if your girls know anything about sex toys, it'll make em realize you aren't cheap when you give gifts.

Wilbo · 11-30-2002, 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by railz
Unlimited booty calls with ME!

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

But suppose they didn't want to be given social diseases?

railz · 11-30-2002, 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Wilbo

But suppose they didn't want to be given social diseases?

Then they shouldn't go anywhere near you.

Clean, free, tested. That's me.

chodadog · 11-30-2002, 06:24 AM

I Rub My Duckie

railz · 11-30-2002, 06:28 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I Rub My Duckie

LOL! Very cool

Mutt · 11-30-2002, 07:04 AM

expensive but well worth it. of course she will never have a need for you again.

http://www.sybian.com

i don't know why they have to make the Sybian look so fucking ugly, i wrote them and asked if they could customize them but no answer.

Mutt · 11-30-2002, 07:07 AM

the rubber duckie vibrator is a GREAT idea.

Todd you should buy those wholesale.

brian-GFY · 11-30-2002, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I Rub My Duckie

haha, childhood memories ruined.

fiveyes · 11-30-2002, 08:05 AM

A Nimbus 2000...

Slick · 11-30-2002, 09:30 AM

Just go HERE She'll REALLY open her eyes after seeing one of those in the box, ha ha ha.

asuna · 11-30-2002, 09:31 AM

Just put me in a box and gimme a bowtie

TDF · 11-30-2002, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Slick
Just go HERE She'll REALLY open her eyes after seeing one of those in the box, ha ha ha.

sweet beejeebus!!

sextoyking · 11-30-2002, 09:42 AM

Hi Mutt,

yeh we have been selling alot of those duckies

)

http://www.sextoyworld.com/9945.html

lots of good vibes and toys out there this season.

I still love the remote controlled panty, one of our big sellers

thanks

todd

chodadog · 11-30-2002, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Slick
Just go HERE She'll REALLY open her eyes after seeing one of those in the box, ha ha ha.

No other way to put it, those are some of the most scary things i've seen in quite some time. Ouch.

Slick · 11-30-2002, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

No other way to put it, those are some of the most scary things i've seen in quite some time. Ouch.

Even scarier yet knowing that there's actually some women out there that can actually take those things in all the way, he he he.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-30-2002, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by fiveyes
A Nimbus 2000...

did anyone catch the consumer comments on this toy at amazon...i think they had to take them down cause it talked about all these women that bought it for their daughters and how they hid in their rooms to paly with it all day..what a great toy!!

i say buy them gift certificates to someplace they would like and let them pick out their own sex toy..of course they have to show you what you bought them..only fair

thatdykeliz · 11-30-2002, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Slick

Even scarier yet knowing that there's actually some women out there that can actually take those things in all the way, he he he.

...getting fisted is good for something other than screaming orgasms.

GotGauge · 11-30-2002, 01:31 PM

GLASS DILDOS,
EMail me for more info..
[email protected]

Beastiepoo · 11-30-2002, 01:40 PM

The Tongue

This is the BEST...or so I've heard.

sextoyking · 11-30-2002, 01:47 PM

The Tongue, is a very popular iteam.

We have literally sold tens of thousands of these.

We also carry our own line of Glass Sex toys at:

http://www.naughtyglass.com

peace

todd

Kiko_Wu · 11-30-2002, 04:39 PM

Hitachi Magic Wand, best toy ever made.

suesheboy · 11-30-2002, 04:57 PM

Glass toys are the best...BUT you want the best ones...the ones shown on HBOs Real Sex rock!

There is a link on http://www.toysforfun.com

titmowse · 11-30-2002, 05:16 PM

how bout a baby jesus butt plug?

Nysus · 11-30-2002, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

sweet beejeebus!!

They modelled this one after me...

Cheers,
Matt

suesheboy · 11-30-2002, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus

They modelled this one after me...

Cheers,
Matt

Any girl who uses that has no interest in me.

Kimmykim · 11-30-2002, 07:22 PM

In ALL the fun colors!!!

Nysus · 11-30-2002, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

In ALL the fun colors!!!

Those look as if they have candy inside them or something.. hehe

Cheers,
Matt

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