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TDF 11-29-2002 09:20 PM

typical sex toy gift for a woman for christmas..
 
tis the season for the flakes that dont melt! This year I want to be creative and get a few lady friends sex toys for christmas. Can someone suggest me some ideas besides the boring vibrators??


I cant wait to see their faces when they open the packages...priceless!

railz 11-29-2002 09:24 PM

Unlimited booty calls with ME!

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

TDF 11-29-2002 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by railz
Unlimited booty calls with ME!

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.



squirrerl included?

railz 11-29-2002 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli




squirrerl included?

He's the "french tickler"

Pornwolf 11-29-2002 09:53 PM

Sex toys for christmas? That's always been a dangerous game to play with most babes. These are just your 'on the side' chicks right?

Rochard 11-29-2002 10:51 PM

Double sided dildo. That will open their eyes up real wide!

bhutocracy 11-29-2002 11:07 PM

www.downundertoys.com

these guys rock.. 100% medical grade silicon means no pthalates like normal crappy product.. designed by women - FOR women. they have a battery of testers to ensure the product performs even for people with arthritis etc.
good people.


http://www.downundertoys.com/productimg/42.jpg
http://www.downundertoys.com/productimg/49.jpg

TDF 11-29-2002 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
Double sided dildo. That will open their eyes up real wide!


:eek2

Jon 11-29-2002 11:46 PM

those dildos look like they were taken out back and spray painted..

thatdykeliz 11-29-2002 11:51 PM

A coil-operated vibrator like the WahlPro, or a Hitachi Magic Wand. The Wahl is my bestest buddy. It's fantastic, and not cheesy-looking like you bought it at some peep-show video store. And the Hitachi is pretty good, too, plus if your girls know anything about sex toys, it'll make em realize you aren't cheap when you give gifts. :thumbsup

Wilbo 11-30-2002 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by railz
Unlimited booty calls with ME!

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

But suppose they didn't want to be given social diseases? :1orglaugh

railz 11-30-2002 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Wilbo


But suppose they didn't want to be given social diseases? :1orglaugh

Then they shouldn't go anywhere near you. :Graucho

Clean, free, tested. That's me.

chodadog 11-30-2002 06:24 AM

I Rub My Duckie

railz 11-30-2002 06:28 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I Rub My Duckie
LOL! Very cool :)

Mutt 11-30-2002 07:04 AM

expensive but well worth it. of course she will never have a need for you again.

http://www.sybian.com

i don't know why they have to make the Sybian look so fucking ugly, i wrote them and asked if they could customize them but no answer.

Mutt 11-30-2002 07:07 AM

the rubber duckie vibrator is a GREAT idea.

Todd you should buy those wholesale.

brian-GFY 11-30-2002 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I Rub My Duckie
haha, childhood memories ruined.

fiveyes 11-30-2002 08:05 AM

A Nimbus 2000...:)

Slick 11-30-2002 09:30 AM

Just go HERE She'll REALLY open her eyes after seeing one of those in the box, ha ha ha.

asuna 11-30-2002 09:31 AM

Just put me in a box and gimme a bowtie

TDF 11-30-2002 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Slick
Just go HERE She'll REALLY open her eyes after seeing one of those in the box, ha ha ha.

sweet beejeebus!!

sextoyking 11-30-2002 09:42 AM

Hi Mutt,

yeh we have been selling alot of those duckies:))

http://www.sextoyworld.com/9945.html


lots of good vibes and toys out there this season.

I still love the remote controlled panty, one of our big sellers:)


thanks

todd

chodadog 11-30-2002 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Slick
Just go HERE She'll REALLY open her eyes after seeing one of those in the box, ha ha ha.
No other way to put it, those are some of the most scary things i've seen in quite some time. Ouch.

Slick 11-30-2002 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog


No other way to put it, those are some of the most scary things i've seen in quite some time. Ouch.

Even scarier yet knowing that there's actually some women out there that can actually take those things in all the way, he he he.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-30-2002 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by fiveyes
A Nimbus 2000...:)
:thumbsup did anyone catch the consumer comments on this toy at amazon...i think they had to take them down cause it talked about all these women that bought it for their daughters and how they hid in their rooms to paly with it all day..what a great toy!!

i say buy them gift certificates to someplace they would like and let them pick out their own sex toy..of course they have to show you what you bought them..only fair

thatdykeliz 11-30-2002 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Slick

Even scarier yet knowing that there's actually some women out there that can actually take those things in all the way, he he he.

...getting fisted is good for something other than screaming orgasms. :thumbsup

GotGauge 11-30-2002 01:31 PM

GLASS DILDOS,
EMail me for more info..
[email protected]

Beastiepoo 11-30-2002 01:40 PM

The Tongue

This is the BEST...or so I've heard.:Graucho

sextoyking 11-30-2002 01:47 PM

The Tongue, is a very popular iteam.

We have literally sold tens of thousands of these.

We also carry our own line of Glass Sex toys at:

http://www.naughtyglass.com


peace

todd

Kiko_Wu 11-30-2002 04:39 PM

Hitachi Magic Wand, best toy ever made.

suesheboy 11-30-2002 04:57 PM

Glass toys are the best...BUT you want the best ones...the ones shown on HBOs Real Sex rock!

There is a link on http://www.toysforfun.com

titmowse 11-30-2002 05:16 PM

how bout a baby jesus butt plug?

Nysus 11-30-2002 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli



sweet beejeebus!!

They modelled this one after me...

http://www.bigsextoystore.com/uploads/dp_master2_1l.jpg

Cheers,
Matt

suesheboy 11-30-2002 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus


They modelled this one after me...

http://www.bigsextoystore.com/uploads/dp_master2_1l.jpg

Cheers,
Matt

Any girl who uses that has no interest in me.:(

Kimmykim 11-30-2002 07:22 PM

http://216.127.90.178/dj6001.jpg

In ALL the fun colors!!!

Nysus 11-30-2002 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
http://216.127.90.178/dj6001.jpg

In ALL the fun colors!!!

Those look as if they have candy inside them or something.. hehe

Cheers,
Matt


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