Doofus in Arizona botches suicide... majorly - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 06-18-2009, 01:15 PM

http://www.azcentral.com/community/c...arsuicide.html

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A 27-year-old Mesa man drove through the block wall of a Chandler home and ended up in the pool after an apparent suicide attempt Tuesday morning, Chandler Police spokesman Sgt. Joe Favazzo said.

The man positioned a 24-inch sword through the steering wheel and tied it in place with a T-shirt. Favazzo said when he drove through the wall, the airbag deployed and bent the sword.

The car broke through the fence and crashed into the pool, but he got himself out.

The man was transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, including a cut in the neck from the sword, said Favazzo.

It is unknown whether he will be charged with any crimes.

crockett · 06-18-2009, 01:18 PM

lol.. that's one fucked up way to try and kill yourself..

heymatty · 06-18-2009, 01:22 PM

Haha what a genius plan.

Carmine Raguso · 06-18-2009, 01:23 PM

Is this news? Who fucking cares? Too bad for airbags, otherwise we could have thinned the heard a bit

JustDaveXxx · 06-18-2009, 01:26 PM

WOW!!! there are a lot of easier ways to do it, and make the news if you want.lol

CDSmith · 06-18-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

Is this news? Who fucking cares?

You do, obviously.

It was just announced and commented about on local radio, and I happened to hear it.

My first thought was too bad the idiot lived, otherwise it would have been one for the Darwins.

DaddyHalbucks · 06-18-2009, 03:15 PM

Sorry the guy was so depressed.

sicone · 06-18-2009, 04:02 PM

Fucking idiot

Si · 06-18-2009, 04:06 PM

fucking idiot

quiet · 06-18-2009, 04:07 PM

you know mr smith, i haven't listened to a local radio station in around 12 years. maybe i'm missing out...

ronin · 06-18-2009, 04:10 PM

that's a big FAIL

CDSmith · 06-18-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

you know mr smith, i haven't listened to a local radio station in around 12 years. maybe i'm missing out...

I can't function without my 92 CITI FM, Tom & Joe in the morning, and classic rock all day.

I can't. I won't!

bronco67 · 06-18-2009, 06:03 PM

My father-in-law is a maxillofacial surgeon...he told me this story about a guy who had to have his face rebuilt because of a botched suicide.

He used a shotgun under his jaw, Kurt Cobain style. He was sitting in a chair, reaching down for the trigger, but the shotty was long barrel hunting model, so his jaw tilted upward as he reached for the trigger.

Apparently, there's nothing really vital in the lower half of your face.

Furious_Male · 06-18-2009, 06:06 PM

He almost thought that through. Have to give him some points for creativity though.

FilthyRob · 06-18-2009, 06:15 PM

Pretty inventive, like Final Destination style.

Glad he failed.

06-18-2009, 01:18 PM	#2
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06-18-2009, 01:22 PM	#3
heymatty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Scottsdale :) Posts: 2,188	Haha what a genius plan. __________________ Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

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DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	Sorry the guy was so depressed. __________________ Boner Money

06-18-2009, 04:02 PM	#8
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Fucking idiot __________________

06-18-2009, 01:23 PM	#4
Carmine Raguso So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Prescott, AZ Posts: 2,158	Is this news? Who fucking cares? Too bad for airbags, otherwise we could have thinned the heard a bit

06-18-2009, 04:06 PM	#9
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	fucking idiot

06-18-2009, 04:07 PM	#10
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	you know mr smith, i haven't listened to a local radio station in around 12 years. maybe i'm missing out...

06-18-2009, 04:10 PM	#11
ronin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Main St. Posts: 1,300	that's a big FAIL

06-18-2009, 06:03 PM	#13
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	My father-in-law is a maxillofacial surgeon...he told me this story about a guy who had to have his face rebuilt because of a botched suicide. He used a shotgun under his jaw, Kurt Cobain style. He was sitting in a chair, reaching down for the trigger, but the shotty was long barrel hunting model, so his jaw tilted upward as he reached for the trigger. Apparently, there's nothing really vital in the lower half of your face. __________________

06-18-2009, 06:06 PM	#14
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	He almost thought that through. Have to give him some points for creativity though. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

06-18-2009, 06:15 PM	#15
FilthyRob Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Anaheim - CA Posts: 6,741	Pretty inventive, like Final Destination style. Glad he failed. __________________ AKA - Clubsexy