Doofus in Arizona botches suicide... majorly
 

http://www.azcentral.com/community/c...arsuicide.html

Quote:

A 27-year-old Mesa man drove through the block wall of a Chandler home and ended up in the pool after an apparent suicide attempt Tuesday morning, Chandler Police spokesman Sgt. Joe Favazzo said. The man positioned a 24-inch sword through the steering wheel and tied it in place with a T-shirt. Favazzo said when he drove through the wall, the airbag deployed and bent the sword. The car broke through the fence and crashed into the pool, but he got himself out. The man was transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, including a cut in the neck from the sword, said Favazzo. It is unknown whether he will be charged with any crimes.

lol.. that's one fucked up way to try and kill yourself..

Haha what a genius plan.

Is this news? Who fucking cares? Too bad for airbags, otherwise we could have thinned the heard a bit :2 cents:

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WOW!!! there are a lot of easier ways to do it, and make the news if you want.lol

You do, obviously.

It was just announced and commented about on local radio, and I happened to hear it.

My first thought was too bad the idiot lived, otherwise it would have been one for the Darwins.

Sorry the guy was so depressed.

Fucking idiot

fucking idiot

you know mr smith, i haven't listened to a local radio station in around 12 years. maybe i'm missing out...

that's a big FAIL :1orglaugh

I can't function without my 92 CITI FM, Tom & Joe in the morning, and classic rock all day.

I can't. I won't!

My father-in-law is a maxillofacial surgeon...he told me this story about a guy who had to have his face rebuilt because of a botched suicide.

He used a shotgun under his jaw, Kurt Cobain style. He was sitting in a chair, reaching down for the trigger, but the shotty was long barrel hunting model, so his jaw tilted upward as he reached for the trigger.

Apparently, there's nothing really vital in the lower half of your face.

He almost thought that through. Have to give him some points for creativity though.

Pretty inventive, like Final Destination style.

Glad he failed.