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				Twitter Moves Up The Twitpocalypse. All Hell May Break Loose Today.
			 
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	Taken from Techcrunch http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/06/12...er-in-2-hours/ Twitter users, the Twitpocalypse is upon us. Twitpocalypse is the name given to a bug that?s about to be exposed. Apparently, it?s similar to the Y2K bug in its nature, and stems from the fact that every tweet sent out has a unique numeric identifier. This identifier is about to hit 2,147,483,647. This number is the signed integer limit and apparently when some third-party Twitter clients start hitting it, the identifiers will start turning negative, and those apps are likely to crash as a result. This crash was supposed to happen sometime tomorrow, according to the countdown, but it looks like Twitter has just moved up the Twitpocalypse time to 21:00 GMT, which is 2 PM Pacific/5PM Eastern time today. Yes, in a couple hours. They?re forcing the failure now so that all hands are on deck working on the issue, rather than having it go down in the middle of the night. This Google Group thread run by some developers working at Twitter explains more. Engineer Matt Sanford originally explained: The overflow of the 32-bit signed integer value for status ids (a.k.a ?The Twitpocalypse? [1]) is fast approaching. The current estimate is around tomorrow at around 11am GMT, or 3:00am Pacific time in the case of Twitter. There is some discussion internally about accelerating things so we?ll be in the office and able to cope. Nobody is their freshest at 3:00am, not to mention it would be nice to not have apps broken throughout the weekend if one-person developer teams don?t notice. No decision has been made yet but I wanted to get something out to you all so you know what?s going on in the event we decide to do this. More here http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/06/12...er-in-2-hours/  | 
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		 I hope Twitter implodes. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Best news I have heard all day. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 hell yeah let's go speed things up...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i just sent a few twitters to help it along  hopefully the failure is catastrphic 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 cool. bored with that shit anyway. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I haven't twitter at all, well not true I sent three twits, or whatever, to Vanilla about 5 months ago and that is all. People have twitted me but it doesn't seem interesting at all, I don't get all the excitement about it!!!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Oh look... TweetDeck updated with a new version... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Sorry folks, looks like Twitter will still be around as always. 
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		 I hope that shit dies... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 damn that is so bad, lot of people will have some problem with that. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 well i twitter but its not that fun. just do it to keep my adult surfers up to date and they seem to love it. So rather have them save twitter from dying 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Twitter is evidence that the world is insane. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Doesn't bother me at all... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 You got that right... And I doubt ANY of it was true, there was no danger of imploding, they just successfully drew in more people to pile on the twits. Maybe even those who would otherwise never have done it, in an attempt to try and help it crash sooner. I say successful marketing campaign for the continued proliferation of idiocracy. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Hmmmm, wait a minute... Twit: 1. an insignificant or bothersome person. 2. Slang A foolishly annoying person. Well... There you have it folks. See avatar... I wish it weren't true. 
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