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				Who can honestly say they've never taken a Whore's Bath?
			 
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		 Whore's are US 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I tried to take one once, but the tub was bolted down REALLY well, and the plumbing too...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ore's+bath 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			I've scrubbed the pits, dick, and ass once or twice over the years, mostly while camping. Hey, YOU try taking a full shower in ice fucking cold glacial runoff. Not me, I'll take the whorewash over that every time. 
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		 What's a bath? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		![]()   ive done this a few times.one in particular... i went over to a friends place to hang out and didnt shower that day, planned on doing it before we went out. we got to drunk and decided to go to a bar where i started to hook up with this girl. we went back to her place and i realized that i didnt shower and I knew that i stunk, so i looked around and found some baby wipes and used them as a quick fixer-upper ![]() now, i always make sure that i shower before going anywhere 
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		 Holy shit thank god for the Urban Dictionary for this one. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Gotta love Urban Dictionary. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Cologne sometimes works, in a pinch. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I've taken plenty. Plenty of places where I've stayed in the world with frigid water and you can only stand a few seconds in it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Not on the balls it dont. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Nope. Never have.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 hahahaha!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Every time you've ever heard a woman say "I'm just going to freshen up".... whore bath! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Ladies love a yeasty nutsac, they just pretend not to. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I just tossed the bread from my samitch 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Oh come on! everyone has done it at least once I'm sure. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 i just use cologne!!!!!!!!!!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 People who never travel, go camping, play sports, serve in military or had two jobs probably haven't. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			In other words, lazy people never get caught in a situation where they should do that because they never get too far away from the fridge and bathroom. 
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		 haha no shit! i thought it was when a girls squirts all over you   let me tell you that is a big suprise the first time when you aren't expecting it!! Ever since then i tend to ask girls before i go down on them if they are squirters ![]() and yes i've taken plenty of whores baths back in my 2nd shift factory days.. In AZ i find myself showering 2 or 3 times a day depending if i go for a swim 
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		 One time I was on a bus for three days, and since I have long hair it's extra important to get it washed, or you get the nasty greasy head feeling.. The bus was stopped at a station for a half hour or so, and it was raining hard.. I noticed a drainage pipe off the side of the station's roof had a nice runoff, so I called out to the people on the bus if I could borrow some shampoo and a towel... People were like wtf? So I told them I was gonna go have a shower under that gutter there... Someone "had a towel for that" :P  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I rub kangaroo shit behind my ears, bitches love it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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