Who can honestly say they've never taken a Whore's Bath?
 

Any interesting stories on the subject? :1orglaugh

Whore's are US:upsidedow

I tried to take one once, but the tub was bolted down REALLY well, and the plumbing too... :1orglaugh

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ore's+bath

I've scrubbed the pits, dick, and ass once or twice over the years, mostly while camping. Hey, YOU try taking a full shower in ice fucking cold glacial runoff. Not me, I'll take the whorewash over that every time.

What's a bath?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ive done this a few times.

one in particular... i went over to a friends place to hang out and didnt shower that day, planned on doing it before we went out. we got to drunk and decided to go to a bar where i started to hook up with this girl.

we went back to her place and i realized that i didnt shower and I knew that i stunk, so i looked around and found some baby wipes and used them as a quick fixer-upper :1orglaugh

now, i always make sure that i shower before going anywhere

Holy shit thank god for the Urban Dictionary for this one.

Gotta love Urban Dictionary.

Cologne sometimes works, in a pinch.

I've taken plenty. Plenty of places where I've stayed in the world with frigid water and you can only stand a few seconds in it.

Not on the balls it dont.

:thumbsup:2 cents:

Nope. Never have.

I always must take a full bath/shower before sex. Yes. I make them wait.
:Oh crap

hahahaha!!!

Every time you've ever heard a woman say "I'm just going to freshen up".... whore bath!

Ladies love a yeasty nutsac, they just pretend not to.

I just tossed the bread from my samitch

Hence, the nickname DIRTYwhiteboy

Oh come on! everyone has done it at least once I'm sure.

i just use cologne!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who never travel, go camping, play sports, serve in military or had two jobs probably haven't.

In other words, lazy people never get caught in a situation where they should do that
because they never get too far away from the fridge and bathroom.

Drakar is so early 2k

haha no shit! i thought it was when a girls squirts all over you :1orglaugh let me tell you that is a big suprise the first time when you aren't expecting it!! Ever since then i tend to ask girls before i go down on them if they are squirters :1orglaugh

and yes i've taken plenty of whores baths back in my 2nd shift factory days.. In AZ i find myself showering 2 or 3 times a day depending if i go for a swim

taken showers with whores.

LOL I was just going to say that, anyone who has ever went camping has taken a whore bath!!! :winkwink:

Hi Princess.... long time no see.

I thought it was always called a "French Shower"

I dont stink much.. but Ive just done a quick wipe with a towel when I do a weekend bender :thumbsup

One time I was on a bus for three days, and since I have long hair it's extra important to get it washed, or you get the nasty greasy head feeling.. The bus was stopped at a station for a half hour or so, and it was raining hard.. I noticed a drainage pipe off the side of the station's roof had a nice runoff, so I called out to the people on the bus if I could borrow some shampoo and a towel... People were like wtf? So I told them I was gonna go have a shower under that gutter there... Someone "had a towel for that" :P

Was cold, but very, very refreshing.

I rub kangaroo shit behind my ears, bitches love it.

Never ever do that

can't say i've ever done it