Another Great BP4L Story: Dank is Back. His Grip from Jesus has been Released. Story! - GoFuckYourself.com

boneprone · 06-10-2009, 09:29 AM

A new Dank Story! For those of you who dont remember Dank, he used to work for me. He since found Jesus and has been on the path of an extreme religious junkie. At times not even able to talk or hang with his old friends.. He was always an extreme. Either extreme crazy or extreme religious. Well for the past year hes been religious. Until now. Here is the story of Dan and how "Dank" has become reborn and has rejoined us all back on the darkside.

So Monday Dan cashes his paycheck and decides to go to the strip club. No biggie we've all heard of him going to stripclubs and blowing his paycheck like an idiot. Unfortunatly this has happened to poor dan way too many times over the years and It's actually pretty sad. He doesnt make much and half his monthly income has been known to be blown in one night of going to these lingere shops or "jack shacks" for nothing more than a handjob or blowjob. Sure these are great stories for us to laugh at but its happened so many times its really gotten just sad.

Well Dan has learned from his mistakes over the years. And like many of us in this economy we all make changes in our budgets and have our own methods for cost containment! No more Jack Shacks Dan has promised to the world! And in all truthfullness he has upheld that promise! He hasnt been to one in over a year. Using his money for good. For his church, for his mom to help with rent, for his medical bills. Dan has been a good boy for about a year now. That is until Last Monday.

Last monday after work Dan decided to stray from his Christian Teachings he's been gripping onto for the past year. He was on a Trimet bus on his way home from selling HotDogs at the Airport, A job he takes much pride in.
They had just paid him a bonus and he was excited to use it for something. Sitting in front of Dan on the bus was this hot teen with big tits. Dan tried not to look. But the old Dan broke free. He started to talk to her and the lolita broke him out of his shell. Naturally the 250 pound dirty looking dank scared the young gal and she got off the bus, probably earlier than her normal stop to avoid the beast. A good move on her part. Nevertheless the beast became horny from his talk with her.

Dan misses his bus stop home and takes the bus one more stop further than normal. The stop happens to be right in front of a stripclub. BLUSH on 17th and Mcgloghlin.

He goes inside and has a beer. The first time in a strip club in maybe a year. Keep in mind Christian Dan doesnt jerk off anymore either. (against the teachings of his church) For all I know he could be building up for the past year! He certainly doesnt have a girlfriend and if he's not jerking off then Jesus Help him!

He goes into the strip club, mind you this place is a dive. But he says he's never seen so many exotic women in his life. "Mike I tell you this place was your kinda place, these gals were classy and very hot, youd even like it" is what he said. Wow!! Ok!!!

So he's in a strip club that to him is like the Playboy Mansion in his mind. Horny as hell and a preditor without a release in a year. With his Bible at home and 300 bucks in his pocket he goes nuts. He orders beers, buys drinks, gets dances at the stage. A stripper locks on to him. Easy money!

She offers him a dance. He declines. She offers him again, he declines again. Wow Dan is still strong! Fighting his internal demons. Fighting hard. Then she tells him to come to the stage and watch her dance. He proceeds. She dances and rubs her self, whispers things in his ear and he's hooked. He goes to the back room with her for a lapdance.

She's breaking all the rules back there. Touching, and hes touching. Breasts in mouth, grinding, grabbing. 100 bucks worth of dances go by and by the last song hes fingering her and getting her horny..

She tells him lets go into the VIP room. Keep in mind this is "Blush" a run down trashy place. Noting here is VIP. He says ok.

She takes him to the Maintance closet. Clears out the buckets and brooms. Pulls in a chair from the lobby and brings it into the closet.

"how much you got" she asks dan. "Well after my 100 in drinks and 100 in lapdances that leaves me with 100" However I need 20 of it for bus fare to work for the rest of the week and about 20 for food"

"She says give me 80" "This will be better than food"
Dan says "ok"

She unzips his pants and starts to blow him. Bare back! No condom..
Dan is amazed! Dan is thinking oh shit I hope she doesnt see my outbreak marks. (dan has a really bad case of the herpes and God only knows what else, becasue dan is poor he cant afford the meds to keep it under control) but shit, who cares right? Shes blowing him. He can worry about that later besides he isnt the one at risk!

So shes really getting into it. She tells him shes horny as fuck. (something must really be wrong with this woman) and she comes up and kisses him and lets him taste some of himself. She then straddles him and starts rubbing her self on his herpe infested dick. She asks him "shit, do you have a condom" he says "uhhh no, I dont normally carry those on me" she says "me either" as she is rubbing her puss on him. He says she is dripping wet. (WTF!!)

She grabs his dick and puts it inside her. BAREBACK! No CONDOM! She starts slowing fucking just the tip. She says lets do this for a bit I like it. Shes fucking the tip and then she asks are you clean? Do you have any diseases? She says I dont normally do this and im a VERY CLEAN GIRL, do you have any diseases? He says "uhhhh, no of course not" in his confused Rocky Balboa voice.

She starts fucking him. Taking it all the way. Fucking hard in the back on this chair in the VIP Closet. She's moaning and screaming, the DJ comes to the closet and opens up the door, and says "oh shit" and then closes the door. The old Dan from years back is unleashed. He begins fucking her hard and is not keeping quiet. He does his cave man moans and they are rocking in the closet rumble and roars, pounding and shaking the door.

She tells him let me know when you are gunna cum.

He keeps pounding her, gets to the point of explosion, she wants it in her hand to jerk it but he keeps going. Hes pounding it, screams Im gunna cum and he cums one year worth of build up inside her pussy! He cums INSIDE HER! He said it felt like 12 squirts worth. "dude it was tons" he told me.

She looked surprised and shocked. "you came inside me" "you werent supposed to do that"

"well" said dan in his grunt voice. " i couldnt stop"

Meanwhile the DJ is getting pissy on the mic calling her name to go on stage. She's been late... She's stands up and screams "fuck"

She goes up on stage to dance, dan cleans up. But really what is there to clean up? His load is in her. He sits in the cloest for a bit hiding. Not sure what to do. shes on the stage.

He leaves his vip closet and goes up to the stage. She's got quite the crowd watching her. And they all look shocked. He sits down to watch too. Shes doing her dance, showing her snatch and doing her thing and dans load is just dripping out of her. Down her leg, all over the stripper pole, on the rail where people sit and put their hands, the jizz is everywhere. And its dripping out.. The patrons are in awe.. Little did they know that shit was toxic and came from dan.

In a panic dan stands up and runs out the door.
He goes home without a dime to his name. But he calls me first thing to let me know what happened.

He feels guilty, but after the story he goes "Dan Is Back"

So fellas. Dan is back.
I feel as if there should be some public health warning in the Portland Metro Area. At the very least you guys should all be warned.

Warned that those stains or glows in the black light around the stage of Club Blush are that of your good friend and The Living Legend himself, Dan, aka Dank.

Juicy D. Links · 06-10-2009, 09:30 AM

i cant read that much

:pim p

lazycash · 06-10-2009, 09:37 AM

Lol, love the first hand account as if BP was right there with him.

Sosa · 06-10-2009, 09:37 AM

lol wow.

BradM · 06-10-2009, 09:39 AM

One person loses Jesus, another one finds him. It's sad.

lazycash · 06-10-2009, 09:41 AM

I think the only thing accurate about that story is that Dank does indeed have herpes. http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...hlight=valtrex

CarlosTheGaucho · 06-10-2009, 09:45 AM

Fucksakes · 06-10-2009, 09:55 AM

20mins later shes rubbing her pussy on some other guys face.

mikeyddddd · 06-10-2009, 10:05 AM

boneprone · 06-10-2009, 10:09 AM

Here is a Pic of Ole Dank.

Zebra · 06-10-2009, 11:42 AM

Having experienced some of Dank in Vancouver I think I can almost believe the whole story. I'll never forget him drinking all the nasty leftover drinks at a bar and then Tanker putting one last mini bottle of vodka down his throat and him projectile vomiting all over the plants at the hotel.

boneprone · 06-10-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra

Having experienced some of Dank in Vancouver I think I can almost believe the whole story. I'll never forget him drinking all the nasty leftover drinks at a bar and then Tanker putting one last mini bottle of vodka down his throat and him projectile vomiting all over the plants at the hotel.

Haaaaa! Yes! I remember that one well!!

Who else was there to remember that one? That was indeed another Dank Story!

JFK · 06-10-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Lol, love the first hand account as if BP was right there with him.

yes indeed

Loch · 06-10-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i cant read that much

:pim p

read what? - pictures dammit pictures only

boneprone · 06-10-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

read what? - pictures dammit pictures only

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Read it and you will have a mental picture that will be with you forever.

06-10-2009, 09:29 AM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Another Great BP4L Story: Dank is Back. His Grip from Jesus has been Released. Story! A new Dank Story! For those of you who dont remember Dank, he used to work for me. He since found Jesus and has been on the path of an extreme religious junkie. At times not even able to talk or hang with his old friends.. He was always an extreme. Either extreme crazy or extreme religious. Well for the past year hes been religious. Until now. Here is the story of Dan and how "Dank" has become reborn and has rejoined us all back on the darkside. So Monday Dan cashes his paycheck and decides to go to the strip club. No biggie we've all heard of him going to stripclubs and blowing his paycheck like an idiot. Unfortunatly this has happened to poor dan way too many times over the years and It's actually pretty sad. He doesnt make much and half his monthly income has been known to be blown in one night of going to these lingere shops or "jack shacks" for nothing more than a handjob or blowjob. Sure these are great stories for us to laugh at but its happened so many times its really gotten just sad. Well Dan has learned from his mistakes over the years. And like many of us in this economy we all make changes in our budgets and have our own methods for cost containment! No more Jack Shacks Dan has promised to the world! And in all truthfullness he has upheld that promise! He hasnt been to one in over a year. Using his money for good. For his church, for his mom to help with rent, for his medical bills. Dan has been a good boy for about a year now. That is until Last Monday. Last monday after work Dan decided to stray from his Christian Teachings he's been gripping onto for the past year. He was on a Trimet bus on his way home from selling HotDogs at the Airport, A job he takes much pride in. They had just paid him a bonus and he was excited to use it for something. Sitting in front of Dan on the bus was this hot teen with big tits. Dan tried not to look. But the old Dan broke free. He started to talk to her and the lolita broke him out of his shell. Naturally the 250 pound dirty looking dank scared the young gal and she got off the bus, probably earlier than her normal stop to avoid the beast. A good move on her part. Nevertheless the beast became horny from his talk with her. Dan misses his bus stop home and takes the bus one more stop further than normal. The stop happens to be right in front of a stripclub. BLUSH on 17th and Mcgloghlin. He goes inside and has a beer. The first time in a strip club in maybe a year. Keep in mind Christian Dan doesnt jerk off anymore either. (against the teachings of his church) For all I know he could be building up for the past year! He certainly doesnt have a girlfriend and if he's not jerking off then Jesus Help him! He goes into the strip club, mind you this place is a dive. But he says he's never seen so many exotic women in his life. "Mike I tell you this place was your kinda place, these gals were classy and very hot, youd even like it" is what he said. Wow!! Ok!!! So he's in a strip club that to him is like the Playboy Mansion in his mind. Horny as hell and a preditor without a release in a year. With his Bible at home and 300 bucks in his pocket he goes nuts. He orders beers, buys drinks, gets dances at the stage. A stripper locks on to him. Easy money! She offers him a dance. He declines. She offers him again, he declines again. Wow Dan is still strong! Fighting his internal demons. Fighting hard. Then she tells him to come to the stage and watch her dance. He proceeds. She dances and rubs her self, whispers things in his ear and he's hooked. He goes to the back room with her for a lapdance. She's breaking all the rules back there. Touching, and hes touching. Breasts in mouth, grinding, grabbing. 100 bucks worth of dances go by and by the last song hes fingering her and getting her horny.. She tells him lets go into the VIP room. Keep in mind this is "Blush" a run down trashy place. Noting here is VIP. He says ok. She takes him to the Maintance closet. Clears out the buckets and brooms. Pulls in a chair from the lobby and brings it into the closet. "how much you got" she asks dan. "Well after my 100 in drinks and 100 in lapdances that leaves me with 100" However I need 20 of it for bus fare to work for the rest of the week and about 20 for food" "She says give me 80" "This will be better than food" Dan says "ok" She unzips his pants and starts to blow him. Bare back! No condom.. Dan is amazed! Dan is thinking oh shit I hope she doesnt see my outbreak marks. (dan has a really bad case of the herpes and God only knows what else, becasue dan is poor he cant afford the meds to keep it under control) but shit, who cares right? Shes blowing him. He can worry about that later besides he isnt the one at risk! So shes really getting into it. She tells him shes horny as fuck. (something must really be wrong with this woman) and she comes up and kisses him and lets him taste some of himself. She then straddles him and starts rubbing her self on his herpe infested dick. She asks him "shit, do you have a condom" he says "uhhh no, I dont normally carry those on me" she says "me either" as she is rubbing her puss on him. He says she is dripping wet. (WTF!!) She grabs his dick and puts it inside her. BAREBACK! No CONDOM! She starts slowing fucking just the tip. She says lets do this for a bit I like it. Shes fucking the tip and then she asks are you clean? Do you have any diseases? She says I dont normally do this and im a VERY CLEAN GIRL, do you have any diseases? He says "uhhhh, no of course not" in his confused Rocky Balboa voice. She starts fucking him. Taking it all the way. Fucking hard in the back on this chair in the VIP Closet. She's moaning and screaming, the DJ comes to the closet and opens up the door, and says "oh shit" and then closes the door. The old Dan from years back is unleashed. He begins fucking her hard and is not keeping quiet. He does his cave man moans and they are rocking in the closet rumble and roars, pounding and shaking the door. She tells him let me know when you are gunna cum. He keeps pounding her, gets to the point of explosion, she wants it in her hand to jerk it but he keeps going. Hes pounding it, screams Im gunna cum and he cums one year worth of build up inside her pussy! He cums INSIDE HER! He said it felt like 12 squirts worth. "dude it was tons" he told me. She looked surprised and shocked. "you came inside me" "you werent supposed to do that" "well" said dan in his grunt voice. " i couldnt stop" Meanwhile the DJ is getting pissy on the mic calling her name to go on stage. She's been late... She's stands up and screams "fuck" She goes up on stage to dance, dan cleans up. But really what is there to clean up? His load is in her. He sits in the cloest for a bit hiding. Not sure what to do. shes on the stage. He leaves his vip closet and goes up to the stage. She's got quite the crowd watching her. And they all look shocked. He sits down to watch too. Shes doing her dance, showing her snatch and doing her thing and dans load is just dripping out of her. Down her leg, all over the stripper pole, on the rail where people sit and put their hands, the jizz is everywhere. And its dripping out.. The patrons are in awe.. Little did they know that shit was toxic and came from dan. In a panic dan stands up and runs out the door. He goes home without a dime to his name. But he calls me first thing to let me know what happened. He feels guilty, but after the story he goes "Dan Is Back" So fellas. Dan is back. I feel as if there should be some public health warning in the Portland Metro Area. At the very least you guys should all be warned. Warned that those stains or glows in the black light around the stage of Club Blush are that of your good friend and The Living Legend himself, Dan, aka Dank. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-10-2009, 09:37 AM	#3
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Lol, love the first hand account as if BP was right there with him. __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

06-10-2009, 09:41 AM	#6
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	I think the only thing accurate about that story is that Dank does indeed have herpes. http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...hlight=valtrex __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

06-10-2009, 09:45 AM	#7
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06-10-2009, 10:05 AM	#9
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06-10-2009, 09:30 AM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i cant read that much :pim p

06-10-2009, 09:37 AM	#4
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	lol wow.

06-10-2009, 09:39 AM	#5
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	One person loses Jesus, another one finds him. It's sad.

06-10-2009, 09:55 AM	#8
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	20mins later shes rubbing her pussy on some other guys face.

06-10-2009, 10:09 AM	#10
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Here is a Pic of Ole Dank. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-10-2009, 11:42 AM	#11
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Having experienced some of Dank in Vancouver I think I can almost believe the whole story. I'll never forget him drinking all the nasty leftover drinks at a bar and then Tanker putting one last mini bottle of vodka down his throat and him projectile vomiting all over the plants at the hotel. __________________ Old School