I hate venturing out to do anything anymore - GoFuckYourself.com

HorseShit · 05-30-2009, 01:52 PM

Everything becomes an annoying fucking task having to deal with the dumb fucking general public. Ordering a simple sub should be pretty trivial but no, you have to wait for the dumb old fucking cunt bag who doesn't know if she wants chicken or not because of the fat content, or the dumb, young teen girl who can't figure out how to run a simple register, or the fat sack of lard shit eating his sub OUTSIDE near the entrance talking to everyone as they go in, FUCK YOU.

BlackCrayon · 05-30-2009, 01:54 PM

quiznos delivers.

BVF · 05-30-2009, 01:56 PM

Oh my GOD!!....You get paid to sit on your ass all day slinging porn and it pains you to have to actually leave outside of the house, walk on your own two legs, and talk to someone that isn't on a messageboard?

Pleasurepays · 05-30-2009, 01:57 PM

this is the first conversation of many that leads to you venturing out and night and chopping up hookers.

after your arrest, everyone on GFY will say "yeah, doesn't surprise me" but you'll be really indignant about it and be all like "oh yeah, well you fuckers have no clue and never did". you'll do a lot of interviews from jail. and you'll proudly confess to all the killings to the lead detective. then you'll go to prison, but you'll still make money. much to the horror of most, you'll make money selling really crappy leather goods autographed by the Porn Hooker Killer. you'll get married 3 times from prison and not be at all surprised by all the fan mail you constantly get.

HorseShit · 05-30-2009, 02:00 PM

bushwacker · 05-30-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin

Everything becomes an annoying fucking task having to deal with the dumb fucking general public. Ordering a simple sub should be pretty trivial but no, you have to wait for the dumb old fucking cunt bag who doesn't know if she wants chicken or not because of the fat content, or the dumb, young teen girl who can't figure out how to run a simple register, or the fat sack of lard shit eating his sub OUTSIDE near the entrance talking to everyone as they go in, FUCK YOU.

JD · 05-30-2009, 02:06 PM

i feel your pain man...

candyflip · 05-30-2009, 02:09 PM

I had similar issues in the past.

Here's a clue to how I managed to deal:

05-30-2009, 02:14 PM

Loser in the making.

Va2k · 05-30-2009, 02:16 PM

Dork!@#$$

Hank_Heartland · 05-30-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

Everything becomes an annoying fucking task having to deal with the dumb fucking general public. Ordering a simple sub should be pretty trivial but no, you have to wait for the dumb old fucking cunt bag who doesn't know if she wants chicken or not because of the fat content, or the dumb, young teen girl who can't figure out how to run a simple register, or the fat sack of lard shit eating his sub OUTSIDE near the entrance talking to everyone as they go in, FUCK YOU.

You're in a sad state of existence

Manowar · 05-30-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I had similar issues in the past.

Here's a clue to how I managed to deal:

great fucking film

nation-x · 05-30-2009, 02:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisoc...ality_disorder

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Antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual as "...a pervasive pattern of disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others that beings in childhood or early adolescence and continues into adulthood."[1] Deceit and manipulation are considered essential features of the disorder.

CaptainHowdy · 05-30-2009, 03:05 PM

Start shooting, cowboy...

The Duck · 05-30-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin

Saw it the other day. Awesome.

HorseShit · 05-30-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Duck

Saw it the other day. Awesome.

LiveDose · 05-30-2009, 04:25 PM

As long as you don't work for the post office I'm not concerned.

mikeyddddd · 05-30-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Oh my GOD!!....You get paid to sit on your ass all day slinging porn and it pains you to have to actually leave outside of the house, walk on your own two legs, and talk to someone that isn't on a messageboard?

alias · 05-30-2009, 05:26 PM

FucKinG T0uCh It.

d-null · 05-31-2009, 12:36 AM

worse is when you start to get to be a little too regular at one place and they start to recognize you and get a little too familiar and chummy

NYRangers · 05-31-2009, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

Everything becomes an annoying fucking task having to deal with the dumb fucking general public. Ordering a simple sub should be pretty trivial but no, you have to wait for the dumb old fucking cunt bag who doesn't know if she wants chicken or not because of the fat content, or the dumb, young teen girl who can't figure out how to run a simple register, or the fat sack of lard shit eating his sub OUTSIDE near the entrance talking to everyone as they go in, FUCK YOU.

It's a good thing you can't afford to go to a real restaurant and have to deal with the maitre'd, waiter/waitress, somalier, runners or bus staff.

If you can afford the tip try Quiznos because they deliver. Otherwise, deal with the traumatic impact of going to Subway.

SilentKnight · 05-31-2009, 01:13 AM

Anti-social alert.

emjay · 05-31-2009, 01:14 AM

I have the opposite problem. After 5 years working from home on a small island, I am looking forward to returning to a larger one (UK) and venturing out more lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-31-2009, 01:18 AM

Sometimes I just wish I could kill people before ever having to speak a word to their stupid asses.

It would make getting laid, soooo much easier...

CunningStunt · 05-31-2009, 03:11 AM

I can relate to that.

Best thing to do, get out a LOT more. Otherwise you'll end up like this....

05-30-2009, 01:52 PM	#1
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	I hate venturing out to do anything anymore Everything becomes an annoying fucking task having to deal with the dumb fucking general public. Ordering a simple sub should be pretty trivial but no, you have to wait for the dumb old fucking cunt bag who doesn't know if she wants chicken or not because of the fat content, or the dumb, young teen girl who can't figure out how to run a simple register, or the fat sack of lard shit eating his sub OUTSIDE near the entrance talking to everyone as they go in, FUCK YOU. Last edited by HorseShit; 05-30-2009 at 01:53 PM..

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I had similar issues in the past. Here's a clue to how I managed to deal: __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

05-30-2009, 02:16 PM	#10
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Dork!@#$$ __________________

05-30-2009, 01:57 PM	#4
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	this is the first conversation of many that leads to you venturing out and night and chopping up hookers. after your arrest, everyone on GFY will say "yeah, doesn't surprise me" but you'll be really indignant about it and be all like "oh yeah, well you fuckers have no clue and never did". you'll do a lot of interviews from jail. and you'll proudly confess to all the killings to the lead detective. then you'll go to prison, but you'll still make money. much to the horror of most, you'll make money selling really crappy leather goods autographed by the Porn Hooker Killer. you'll get married 3 times from prison and not be at all surprised by all the fan mail you constantly get.

05-30-2009, 02:00 PM	#5
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513

05-30-2009, 02:06 PM	#7
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	i feel your pain man...

05-30-2009, 02:14 PM	#9
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	Loser in the making.

05-30-2009, 03:05 PM	#14
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,575	Start shooting, cowboy...

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05-31-2009, 12:36 AM	#20
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05-31-2009, 01:13 AM	#22
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Anti-social alert.

05-31-2009, 01:14 AM	#23
emjay Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Back in Blighty Posts: 4,277	I have the opposite problem. After 5 years working from home on a small island, I am looking forward to returning to a larger one (UK) and venturing out more lol __________________ I Run 500+ WhatsApp Groups. The Zuck Owns Me www.emjayconsultancy.com

05-31-2009, 01:18 AM	#24
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Sometimes I just wish I could kill people before ever having to speak a word to their stupid asses. It would make getting laid, soooo much easier...

05-31-2009, 03:11 AM	#25
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	I can relate to that. Best thing to do, get out a LOT more. Otherwise you'll end up like this....