I hate venturing out to do anything anymore
 

Everything becomes an annoying fucking task having to deal with the dumb fucking general public. Ordering a simple sub should be pretty trivial but no, you have to wait for the dumb old fucking cunt bag who doesn't know if she wants chicken or not because of the fat content, or the dumb, young teen girl who can't figure out how to run a simple register, or the fat sack of lard shit eating his sub OUTSIDE near the entrance talking to everyone as they go in, FUCK YOU.

quiznos delivers.

Oh my GOD!!....You get paid to sit on your ass all day slinging porn and it pains you to have to actually leave outside of the house, walk on your own two legs, and talk to someone that isn't on a messageboard?

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...ohthedrama.jpg

this is the first conversation of many that leads to you venturing out and night and chopping up hookers.

after your arrest, everyone on GFY will say "yeah, doesn't surprise me" but you'll be really indignant about it and be all like "oh yeah, well you fuckers have no clue and never did". you'll do a lot of interviews from jail. and you'll proudly confess to all the killings to the lead detective. then you'll go to prison, but you'll still make money. much to the horror of most, you'll make money selling really crappy leather goods autographed by the Porn Hooker Killer. you'll get married 3 times from prison and not be at all surprised by all the fan mail you constantly get.

:ugone2far

i feel your pain man...

I had similar issues in the past.

Here's a clue to how I managed to deal:

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...halfbaked4.jpg

Loser in the making.

Dork!@#$$

You're in a sad state of existence:Oh crap

great fucking film

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisoc...ality_disorder

Start shooting, cowboy...

Saw it the other day. Awesome.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

As long as you don't work for the post office I'm not concerned.

FucKinG T0uCh It.

worse is when you start to get to be a little too regular at one place and they start to recognize you and get a little too familiar and chummy

It's a good thing you can't afford to go to a real restaurant and have to deal with the maitre'd, waiter/waitress, somalier, runners or bus staff.

If you can afford the tip try Quiznos because they deliver. Otherwise, deal with the traumatic impact of going to Subway.

Anti-social alert.

I have the opposite problem. After 5 years working from home on a small island, I am looking forward to returning to a larger one (UK) and venturing out more lol

Sometimes I just wish I could kill people before ever having to speak a word to their stupid asses.

It would make getting laid, soooo much easier... :2 cents:

I can relate to that.

Best thing to do, get out a LOT more. Otherwise you'll end up like this....

http://www.hogtied.tv/jack.jpg