For fuck sake learn to walk in a straight line - GoFuckYourself.com

Phaseman · 05-30-2009, 07:50 AM

People learn to walk in a straight line for fuck sakes, how hard can it be. I walk at a brisk pace and to boot I?m a big guy so for me to dodge and weave through people is not easy, when I walk its simple I walk in a straight line, it?s the shortest route from point A to B, this you would have learned at grade school had you not been busy picking your nose and eating your snot.

It absolutely peeves me when I come up behind somebody then just as I begin to pass they start to drift side ways??WTF??retard is walking in a straight line too fucking complicated, oh and if I?m hot on your heels and you decide to stop don?t fucking act surprised when I slam into you, you poodle carrying in the handbag bitch.

Rant over.........carry on

Jack Sparrow · 05-30-2009, 07:59 AM

I like your signature though.

Phaseman · 05-30-2009, 08:09 AM

Thankyou

fusionx · 05-30-2009, 08:14 AM

You would go crazy walking in Panama. People here can NOT walk in straight lines to save their lives.. I find it incredibly frustrating. Walking in the malls can be a freakin' nightmare!

lol.. if this was all I had to worry about I'd be a very happy man indeed.

Phaseman · 05-30-2009, 08:23 AM

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You would go crazy walking in Panama. People here can NOT walk in straight lines to save their lives.. I find it incredibly frustrating. Walking in the malls can be a freakin' nightmare!

lol.. if this was all I had to worry about I'd be a very happy man indeed.

Streets of Bangkok are no better my friend with food carts everywhere, motor bike taxi using side walks for short cuts and stray dogs. And WTF is with people who need to stop to answer their phones......

fusionx · 05-30-2009, 08:56 AM

Here in Panama, they also tend to spread out to block all the available area.. like three girls will spread out 8 feet wide and block the entire sidewalk, then weave back and forth like blind people on ice skates.. they think you are rude for walking between them.. it's like playing frogger..

05-30-2009, 07:50 AM	#1
Phaseman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Thailand Posts: 159	For fuck sake learn to walk in a straight line People learn to walk in a straight line for fuck sakes, how hard can it be. I walk at a brisk pace and to boot I?m a big guy so for me to dodge and weave through people is not easy, when I walk its simple I walk in a straight line, it?s the shortest route from point A to B, this you would have learned at grade school had you not been busy picking your nose and eating your snot. It absolutely peeves me when I come up behind somebody then just as I begin to pass they start to drift side ways??WTF??retard is walking in a straight line too fucking complicated, oh and if I?m hot on your heels and you decide to stop don?t fucking act surprised when I slam into you, you poodle carrying in the handbag bitch. Rant over.........carry on __________________

05-30-2009, 08:09 AM	#3
Phaseman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Thailand Posts: 159	Thankyou __________________

05-30-2009, 07:59 AM	#2
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	I like your signature though.

05-30-2009, 08:14 AM	#4
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	You would go crazy walking in Panama. People here can NOT walk in straight lines to save their lives.. I find it incredibly frustrating. Walking in the malls can be a freakin' nightmare! lol.. if this was all I had to worry about I'd be a very happy man indeed.

05-30-2009, 08:56 AM	#6
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	Here in Panama, they also tend to spread out to block all the available area.. like three girls will spread out 8 feet wide and block the entire sidewalk, then weave back and forth like blind people on ice skates.. they think you are rude for walking between them.. it's like playing frogger..