For fuck sake learn to walk in a straight line
People learn to walk in a straight line for fuck sakes, how hard can it be. I walk at a brisk pace and to boot I?m a big guy so for me to dodge and weave through people is not easy, when I walk its simple I walk in a straight line, it?s the shortest route from point A to B, this you would have learned at grade school had you not been busy picking your nose and eating your snot.
It absolutely peeves me when I come up behind somebody then just as I begin to pass they start to drift side ways??WTF??retard is walking in a straight line too fucking complicated, oh and if I?m hot on your heels and you decide to stop don?t fucking act surprised when I slam into you, you poodle carrying in the handbag bitch.
Rant over.........carry on
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