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Pharoh · 11-27-2002, 09:31 PM

Imagine if you would

you sit down for dinner, and the phone rings... and you pick up... say hello... and it's a fucking telemarketer trying to sell you some stupid shit, that you would never want if your fucking dogs life depended on it....

what do you say?

DearAbby · 11-27-2002, 09:33 PM

No thanks, Im not interested. (hows that for tough?)

Hot Tropical Babes · 11-27-2002, 09:34 PM

"Well I am eating dinner right now, if you give me your home phone number, I will call you when you are home, I keep crazy hours, so it could be 2 or 3 in the morning"

Nina · 11-27-2002, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pharoh
Imagine if you would

you sit down for dinner, and the phone rings... and you pick up... say hello... and it's a fucking telemarketer trying to sell you some stupid shit, that you would never want if your fucking dogs life depended on it....

what do you say?

ColKurtz · 11-27-2002, 09:34 PM

Firstly, if I thought it was a telemarketer by the caller id markings, I wouldnt answer the phone.

If for some reason I wasnt sure, and decided to answer, the second I know its a telemarketer, Id just hang up the phone.

No reason for any elaborate stories, and this and that. Just hang up. Simple as that.

CC · 11-27-2002, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
Firstly, if I thought it was a telemarketer by the caller id markings, I wouldnt answer the phone.

If for some reason I wasnt sure, and decided to answer, the second I know its a telemarketer, Id just hang up the phone.

No reason for any elaborate stories, and this and that. Just hang up. Simple as that.

Same here. Why bother wasting your time with the fuckers?

ClickCashPro · 11-27-2002, 09:52 PM

Make em sorry for calling, maybe they'll take you off their lists

Herb Kornfield · 11-27-2002, 11:02 PM

You can have alot of fun with telemarkerters, Ask em their name mid pitch, they'll always give it up and then hammer em with personal questions about their family, what are they eating for lunch, always a winner, ask them what they think of garlic. totally blows their minds.

The more you act like a nut when they call you the greater the chances they put you on a do not call list.

Spent 4 years telemarketin to gain this prized insight, cause, as insane as you think the telemarketers are, they are all just really goofing on you. Why not goof on em back and see how mallable they are.......

Lates!

psyko514 · 11-27-2002, 11:10 PM

i never answer my phone unless i recognize the number...
but if i ever got called by a telemarketer, i'd totally fuck with him.

pretend you're interested in what he's saying, ask questions that he'd already answered, then tell him you'll take two and give him someone else's address.

or maybe tell them they have a sexy voice (especially if you're the same sex) and ask for their email address to continue this chat later while you're wearing something more comfortable.

or if you're really bored, take up as much of his time as possible, reducing his productivity. or get his extension or name and call him back 6 times a day "where's my order??"

maybe i should start answering the phone more often!

Easton · 11-27-2002, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
or maybe tell them they have a sexy voice (especially if you're the same sex) and ask for their email address to continue this chat later while you're wearing something more comfortable.

rotflmao... that's a good one...

BT · 11-27-2002, 11:18 PM

Hold on a second and hang up!

dirtyone · 11-27-2002, 11:19 PM

Tell them you are busy at the moment but if the will give you thier home number you would be happy to call them back and discuss whatever they are selling.

Or you could just hang up... that always sends a clear signal... no need to beat around the bush with them. Time is money you know.

Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 11:20 PM

you actually answer your phone?

NetRodent · 11-28-2002, 12:05 AM

Usually I just grunt and then set the phone down so they can keep talking and I can get back to whatever it was I was doing.

When I'm feeling particularly inspired, I ask them what they're wearing.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-28-2002, 12:28 AM

I usually stick the kids onthe phone for a few minutes

...They don't call back for a few months

tekart · 11-28-2002, 12:28 AM

I'll usually hang up but sometimes I'll:

1. Ask them to hold...and go out and run some errands...maybe come back a couple of hours later to see how they're doing

2. Fuck w/em by saying:
A. Did you hear that...I tell you...that damn CIA has my phone tapped...
B. Say, you caught me at a bad time, I'm cooking dinner right now, so can I call you back? Say..before I let you go..you know any good Itallian dishes that I could cook? See if you can swapp some recipes?
C. "God...the sound of your voice really turns me on...what size shoe do you wear...cuz I wanna imagine how big your ??? is...
(NOTE:This only works if both you and the caller are male...it usually causes a quick dial tone to be heard shortly after the salesperson starts their pitch....and not by you)
D. Answer the phone...and pretend to be in a hurry..tell the salesperson that you're only stopping by to rob the place and that someone had to answer the phone to keep the noise down and not draw any attention to the house..than hang up quickly...

.:Frog:. · 11-28-2002, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
you actually answer your phone?

Yeah what a concept, your miles ahead of us Fletch.

machineg · 11-28-2002, 01:18 AM

latley ...

I have Fucking had it with door sales men and telemarketers, and I tell them straight ..
FUCK OFF ..

I was ready to rip this bitches head off last week ,
they like to show up at dinner, cause they know your home . I opened the door to this bitch standing there with a wreath for sale ..

I said . I am fucking buzy and slammed the door .

I am going to add a no solicitor sign , along with a no flyers sign ....
I feel for the first person who doesn't read .

Ill rip em through my peep hole head first
I hear everyone bitching about spam.... at least it doesnt not at your door at dinner , get your kids all up cause they wanna see whos there, damn dog trying to get out , its the door people who should be shot ,

11-27-2002, 09:31 PM	#1
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11-27-2002, 09:34 PM	#5
ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	Firstly, if I thought it was a telemarketer by the caller id markings, I wouldnt answer the phone. If for some reason I wasnt sure, and decided to answer, the second I know its a telemarketer, Id just hang up the phone. No reason for any elaborate stories, and this and that. Just hang up. Simple as that.

11-27-2002, 11:02 PM	#8
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	You can have alot of fun with telemarkerters, Ask em their name mid pitch, they'll always give it up and then hammer em with personal questions about their family, what are they eating for lunch, always a winner, ask them what they think of garlic. totally blows their minds. The more you act like a nut when they call you the greater the chances they put you on a do not call list. Spent 4 years telemarketin to gain this prized insight, cause, as insane as you think the telemarketers are, they are all just really goofing on you. Why not goof on em back and see how mallable they are....... Lates!

11-27-2002, 11:10 PM	#9
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	i never answer my phone unless i recognize the number... but if i ever got called by a telemarketer, i'd totally fuck with him. pretend you're interested in what he's saying, ask questions that he'd already answered, then tell him you'll take two and give him someone else's address. or maybe tell them they have a sexy voice (especially if you're the same sex) and ask for their email address to continue this chat later while you're wearing something more comfortable. or if you're really bored, take up as much of his time as possible, reducing his productivity. or get his extension or name and call him back 6 times a day "where's my order??" maybe i should start answering the phone more often!

11-27-2002, 11:19 PM	#12
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Tell them you are busy at the moment but if the will give you thier home number you would be happy to call them back and discuss whatever they are selling. Or you could just hang up... that always sends a clear signal... no need to beat around the bush with them. Time is money you know.

11-28-2002, 12:05 AM	#14
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Usually I just grunt and then set the phone down so they can keep talking and I can get back to whatever it was I was doing. When I'm feeling particularly inspired, I ask them what they're wearing. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

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tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	I'll usually hang up but sometimes I'll: 1. Ask them to hold...and go out and run some errands...maybe come back a couple of hours later to see how they're doing 2. Fuck w/em by saying: A. Did you hear that...I tell you...that damn CIA has my phone tapped... B. Say, you caught me at a bad time, I'm cooking dinner right now, so can I call you back? Say..before I let you go..you know any good Itallian dishes that I could cook? See if you can swapp some recipes? C. "God...the sound of your voice really turns me on...what size shoe do you wear...cuz I wanna imagine how big your ??? is... (NOTE:This only works if both you and the caller are male...it usually causes a quick dial tone to be heard shortly after the salesperson starts their pitch....and not by you) D. Answer the phone...and pretend to be in a hurry..tell the salesperson that you're only stopping by to rob the place and that someone had to answer the phone to keep the noise down and not draw any attention to the house..than hang up quickly...

11-28-2002, 01:18 AM	#18
machineg Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,090	latley ... I have Fucking had it with door sales men and telemarketers, and I tell them straight .. FUCK OFF .. I was ready to rip this bitches head off last week , they like to show up at dinner, cause they know your home . I opened the door to this bitch standing there with a wreath for sale .. I said . I am fucking buzy and slammed the door . I am going to add a no solicitor sign , along with a no flyers sign .... I feel for the first person who doesn't read . Ill rip em through my peep hole head first I hear everyone bitching about spam.... at least it doesnt not at your door at dinner , get your kids all up cause they wanna see whos there, damn dog trying to get out , its the door people who should be shot , __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.