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I'll usually hang up but sometimes I'll:
1. Ask them to hold...and go out and run some errands...maybe come back a couple of hours later to see how they're doing
2. Fuck w/em by saying:
A. Did you hear that...I tell you...that damn CIA has my phone tapped...
B. Say, you caught me at a bad time, I'm cooking dinner right now, so can I call you back? Say..before I let you go..you know any good Itallian dishes that I could cook? See if you can swapp some recipes?
C. "God...the sound of your voice really turns me on...what size shoe do you wear...cuz I wanna imagine how big your ??? is...
(NOTE:This only works if both you and the caller are male...it usually causes a quick dial tone to be heard shortly after the salesperson starts their pitch....and not by you)
D. Answer the phone...and pretend to be in a hurry..tell the salesperson that you're only stopping by to rob the place and that someone had to answer the phone to keep the noise down and not draw any attention to the house..than hang up quickly...
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