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CDSmith · 05-29-2009, 02:54 PM

According to a recent survey,the greatest TV line of all-time is one of the following...

a. Doh! - Homer Simpson
b. Dy-no-mite! - JJ Evans
c. Ayyy! - The Fonz

Those were, incredibly, the top 3. Got any other contenders?

The winner, btw, of all time, is/was....

a. Doh! - Homer Simpson

I honestly don't know who decides these things. "Doh!" is a classic for sure, but greatest TV line of all time?

You tell me.

AdultB2B · 05-29-2009, 02:58 PM

Don't you think you've been a little hard on the Beev this week Ward?

CDSmith · 05-29-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B

Don't you think you've been a little hard on the Beev this week Ward?

Fuck yeah now we're talking.

fitzmulti · 05-29-2009, 03:09 PM

"I'm coming, Elizabeth" - Fred Sanford. Totally different context, but, what the hell, right?

SilentKnight · 05-29-2009, 03:13 PM

"As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly!" - Arthur Carlson WKRP

dyna mo · 05-29-2009, 03:16 PM

Jane, you ignorant slut.

AAB · 05-29-2009, 03:47 PM

Nobody puts Baby in the corner

Jayvis · 05-29-2009, 03:51 PM

Tool Time!

These pretzels are makin me thirsty.

MikeSmoke · 05-29-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

"I'm coming, Elizabeth" - Fred Sanford. Totally different context, but, what the hell, right?

To me, that's a catch phrase (like all the other ones mentioned), not a line.

I prefer:

"They say you are what you eat. You must eat a lot of garbage."
- Fred Sanford

MikeSmoke · 05-29-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

"As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly!" - Arthur Carlson WKRP

Now THAT is a line

stickyfingerz · 05-29-2009, 04:18 PM

I like a lot of Dale Gribble quotes. For example

"That is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupid!"

StuBradley · 05-29-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

To me, that's a catch phrase (like all the other ones mentioned), not a line.

Exactly!

This one's the winner in my book...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=thPN6-5tA9Q

bushwacker · 05-29-2009, 04:30 PM

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.

Penthouse Tony · 05-29-2009, 04:33 PM

"serenity now" - Frank Costanza

gmr324 · 05-29-2009, 04:46 PM

Got to go with Homer!

DK · 05-29-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

Tool Time!

These pretzels are makin me thirsty.

I think this is a Seinfeld line orginally.

mikeyddddd · 05-29-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

"serenity now" - Frank Costanza

mvee · 05-29-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Jane, you ignorant slut.

"Norm!"

2012 · 05-29-2009, 05:26 PM

DO'H

CDSmith · 05-29-2009, 05:29 PM

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VladS · 05-29-2009, 05:33 PM

"Go away, Peg!" - Al Bundy.

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2012 · 05-29-2009, 05:38 PM

thanks gilligan !

fitzmulti · 05-29-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

Jane, you ignorant slut.

LOL! Love that line!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2306/satur...ichelle-triola

mikeyddddd · 05-29-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

thanks gilligan !

No. Thank you!

SilentKnight · 05-29-2009, 06:07 PM

Cheers:

Rebecca (to Sam Malone) - "Let me put it to you again...in baseball-eze - its the bottom of the ninth, you've got two out, two strikes...and no balls."

2012 · 05-29-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

No. Thank you!

oh oh oh ginger

MrMaxwell · 05-29-2009, 07:23 PM

If it's SANFORD and SON ..

Lamont "I want a job where I can use my head as well as my hands."
Me: "Yeah, they got that, alright, they'll put a cap on your head and a broom in your hands"

Or this,
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JD44ouab5pc
2:53-2:54

CDSmith · 05-29-2009, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Cheers:

Rebecca (to Sam Malone) - "Let me put it to you again...in baseball-eze - its the bottom of the ninth, you've got two out, two strikes...and no balls."

exxxcellent.

2012 · 05-29-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mrmaxwell

if it's sanford and son ..

Lamont "i want a job where i can use my head as well as my hands."
me: "yeah, they got that, alright, they'll put a cap on your head and a broom in your hands"

or this,
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jd44ouab5pc
2:53-2:54

you big dummy !

voa · 05-29-2009, 08:14 PM

Asta la vista babe

that is the only one which come out of my mind

Rangermoore · 05-29-2009, 10:09 PM

All in the family, when edith used to ask archie when he was upset...

Do ya need an enema?

Boozer · 05-29-2009, 10:19 PM

wut you talkin about willis.

Smokieflame · 05-29-2009, 10:22 PM

Quagmire: Want to be run my sack across your face?"

martinsc · 05-29-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

No. Thank you!

Zebra · 05-29-2009, 10:42 PM

Magnum P.I. : "Ivan, did you see the sunrise this morning?"
Magnum gets revenge on the Soviet officer who killed Corky.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXa9w...layer_embedded

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"How Rude" Stephanie Tanner...
"Anyone got any cheese?" Steve Urkle

Jakke PNG · 05-29-2009, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

exxxcellent.

Damn straight. Mr. Burns rules.

Also,

Sledge Hammer = Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

mmcfadden · 05-29-2009, 11:23 PM

"No soup for you!" Seinfeld

Mutt · 05-30-2009, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

According to a recent survey,the greatest TV line of all-time is one of the following...

a. Doh! - Homer Simpson
b. Dy-no-mite! - JJ Evans
c. Ayyy! - The Fonz

Those were, incredibly, the top 3. Got any other contenders?

If those are the top 3 it's obvious some people here are missing what the survey was looking for - not just a great line out of one episode in a TV series, but a catch phrase used over and over again by a character in a series like Mr. Burns and 'Excellent'

D'oh is easily the number one - that's become part of the English language, I use it all the time. So do most people.

Get Smart had a bunch

'Would you believe..........'
'Missed it by THAT much'
'and lovinnnnnng it'

Diomed · 05-30-2009, 01:53 AM

Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?

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ExLust · 05-30-2009, 04:04 AM

Okay, I lol'd.

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According to a recent survey I am the best poster on gfy and the most liked person in the world.

chodadog · 05-30-2009, 07:55 AM

Dexter. Season 3.

When Miguel says to Dexter: "That was a real bitch move, man."

It was just the context of it. They'd been taking these snide jabs at each other. Being all subtle and shit. They both knew the other knew. And then Miguel just goes and puts it out there. Plus it was hilarious.

naughtyjc · 05-30-2009, 09:12 AM

We're two Wild & Crazy Guys...

skrinkladoo · 05-30-2009, 09:22 AM

"I'm coming, Elizabeth" - SANFORD and SON <-- 100%

geirlur · 05-30-2009, 12:20 PM

I pity the fool!

grumpy · 05-30-2009, 12:23 PM

the end

Manowar · 05-30-2009, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

No. Thank you!

iTouch! · 05-30-2009, 12:29 PM

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