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Raf1 · 05-25-2009, 10:28 AM

My name is Mr. Khalid, Mohd., I am a legal practitioner Mohd. Khalid Chambers in Johor Bahru, Malaysia.
I saw your contact and profile I decided that you could cooperate with me in this proposition.

I have a client who was deceased in November, 2001, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I am contacting you because you have the same surname as my deceased client and I felt that you could help me in the distribution of funding that were left in my deceased client's bank account. This funding is closed to be declared UN-serviceable by the bank as there were no indicated next of kin or next of beneficiary of the funding in the bank account.
The total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client is US$21.5 Million (Say, Twenty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand US$), only.

The bank had issued to me a notification to contact the next of kin of my deceased client for either to re-activate the bank account or to make claim of beneficiary, of the funding in the bank account, with a month surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe keeping fee of the bank account, so as to avoid the indefinite closure of the bank account.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased client, since you have the same last name with him.

This means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate beneficiary. When the proceeds in his bank account are paid to you, we will share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self.
All the legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin would be provided by me.

The most important thing I would need is your honest cooperation to in this proposition. This will be done under a legitimate arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law.

If this business proposition offends your moral and ethic values, do accept my sincere apology. Please contact me at once if you?re interested by replying the mail and ignore it if you are not.

Best regards,
Mr. Khalid, Mohd. Esq

when will these emails stop... I've been getting about one every two or three days on various email accounts, hehe.

kenny · 05-25-2009, 10:52 AM

I've made $800,000,000.00 helping these people out so far

Si · 05-25-2009, 10:57 AM

So this what legendary Failure does in his spare time?

Thanks for pointing that out

kenny · 05-25-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987

So this what legendary Failure does in his spare time?

Thanks for pointing that out

A quick $10,000,000 here and there.

Its not a bad deal really. I'm saving up to buy a Vegas casino

fuzebox · 05-25-2009, 11:05 AM

Because posting nigerian scam emails week after week never gets old, and is funny every time

kenny · 05-25-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Because posting nigerian scam emails week after week never gets old, and is funny every time

I'm waiting for some dateline thing where victims of this fraud are interviewed.

Sad time for them - but I have got to see what kind of people actually fall for these scams

kenny · 05-25-2009, 11:15 AM

?The Nigerian scam costs Americans more than $100 million a year.?

http://www.secureflorida.org/emailpr...s/email_scams/

Wow - no wonder why they keep at it

Raf1 · 05-25-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Because posting nigerian scam emails week after week never gets old, and is funny every time

this is a Malaysian scam. Didn't you get the memo??

fuzebox · 05-25-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kenny

I'm waiting for some dateline thing where victims of this fraud are interviewed.

Sad time for them - but I have got to see what kind of people actually fall for these scams

I read one article recently about how this older british women had saved up like hundreds of thousands of pounds for her retirement, and ended up giving most of it away to nigerian scammers... Like um... what?!

The only common denominator between the victims is that they are 1) greedy, and 2) stupid... The news stories always love to play them as the victim, when really they were just trying to get rich quick through shady means

Vasago Reno · 05-25-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Raf1

when will these emails stop... I've been getting about one every two or three days on various email accounts, hehe.

Welcome to the interwebs.

Is receiving this junk and posting about it the highlight of your day?

polish_aristocrat · 05-25-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

news stories always love to play them as the victim, when really they were just trying to get rich quick through shady means

I never put much thought into this, but that's a VERY good point actually.

Helping to move funds in a secret way to some African dictator's ex-wife wouldn't be exactly a honest way to get rich.

05-25-2009, 10:28 AM	#1
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	who wants to earn $$$$ 21 million $$$$$ ?!? My name is Mr. Khalid, Mohd., I am a legal practitioner Mohd. Khalid Chambers in Johor Bahru, Malaysia. I saw your contact and profile I decided that you could cooperate with me in this proposition. I have a client who was deceased in November, 2001, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I am contacting you because you have the same surname as my deceased client and I felt that you could help me in the distribution of funding that were left in my deceased client's bank account. This funding is closed to be declared UN-serviceable by the bank as there were no indicated next of kin or next of beneficiary of the funding in the bank account. The total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client is US$21.5 Million (Say, Twenty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand US$), only. The bank had issued to me a notification to contact the next of kin of my deceased client for either to re-activate the bank account or to make claim of beneficiary, of the funding in the bank account, with a month surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe keeping fee of the bank account, so as to avoid the indefinite closure of the bank account. My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased client, since you have the same last name with him. This means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate beneficiary. When the proceeds in his bank account are paid to you, we will share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self. All the legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin would be provided by me. The most important thing I would need is your honest cooperation to in this proposition. This will be done under a legitimate arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral and ethic values, do accept my sincere apology. Please contact me at once if you?re interested by replying the mail and ignore it if you are not. Best regards, Mr. Khalid, Mohd. Esq when will these emails stop... I've been getting about one every two or three days on various email accounts, hehe. __________________ 80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds 3 & 5mins FLVs \| RSS & Tube Feeds \| Matching Thumbs \| FLV Browser & Exporter \| No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557

05-25-2009, 10:52 AM	#2
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	I've made $800,000,000.00 helping these people out so far __________________ 7 Last edited by kenny; 05-25-2009 at 10:55 AM..

05-25-2009, 11:15 AM	#7
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	?The Nigerian scam costs Americans more than $100 million a year.? http://www.secureflorida.org/emailpr...s/email_scams/ Wow - no wonder why they keep at it __________________ 7

05-25-2009, 10:57 AM	#3
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	So this what legendary Failure does in his spare time? Thanks for pointing that out

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