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Raf1 05-25-2009 10:28 AM

who wants to earn $$$$ 21 million $$$$$ ?!?
 
My name is Mr. Khalid, Mohd., I am a legal practitioner Mohd. Khalid Chambers in Johor Bahru, Malaysia.
I saw your contact and profile I decided that you could cooperate with me in this proposition.

I have a client who was deceased in November, 2001, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I am contacting you because you have the same surname as my deceased client and I felt that you could help me in the distribution of funding that were left in my deceased client's bank account. This funding is closed to be declared UN-serviceable by the bank as there were no indicated next of kin or next of beneficiary of the funding in the bank account.
The total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client is US$21.5 Million (Say, Twenty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand US$), only.

The bank had issued to me a notification to contact the next of kin of my deceased client for either to re-activate the bank account or to make claim of beneficiary, of the funding in the bank account, with a month surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe keeping fee of the bank account, so as to avoid the indefinite closure of the bank account.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased client, since you have the same last name with him.

This means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate beneficiary. When the proceeds in his bank account are paid to you, we will share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self.
All the legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin would be provided by me.

The most important thing I would need is your honest cooperation to in this proposition. This will be done under a legitimate arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law.

If this business proposition offends your moral and ethic values, do accept my sincere apology. Please contact me at once if you?re interested by replying the mail and ignore it if you are not.

Best regards,
Mr. Khalid, Mohd. Esq

:1orglaugh

when will these emails stop... I've been getting about one every two or three days on various email accounts, hehe.

kenny 05-25-2009 10:52 AM

I've made $800,000,000.00 helping these people out so far

Si 05-25-2009 10:57 AM

So this what legendary Failure does in his spare time?

Thanks for pointing that out :thumbsup

kenny 05-25-2009 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15888164)
So this what legendary Failure does in his spare time?

Thanks for pointing that out :thumbsup


A quick $10,000,000 here and there.

Its not a bad deal really. I'm saving up to buy a Vegas casino

fuzebox 05-25-2009 11:05 AM

Because posting nigerian scam emails week after week never gets old, and is funny every time :2 cents:

kenny 05-25-2009 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15888182)
Because posting nigerian scam emails week after week never gets old, and is funny every time :2 cents:

I'm waiting for some dateline thing where victims of this fraud are interviewed.

Sad time for them - but I have got to see what kind of people actually fall for these scams

kenny 05-25-2009 11:15 AM

?The Nigerian scam costs Americans more than $100 million a year.?

http://www.secureflorida.org/emailpr...s/email_scams/



Wow - no wonder why they keep at it:(

Raf1 05-25-2009 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15888182)
Because posting nigerian scam emails week after week never gets old, and is funny every time :2 cents:

this is a Malaysian scam. Didn't you get the memo?? :winkwink:

fuzebox 05-25-2009 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kenny (Post 15888204)
I'm waiting for some dateline thing where victims of this fraud are interviewed.

Sad time for them - but I have got to see what kind of people actually fall for these scams

I read one article recently about how this older british women had saved up like hundreds of thousands of pounds for her retirement, and ended up giving most of it away to nigerian scammers... Like um... what?!

The only common denominator between the victims is that they are 1) greedy, and 2) stupid... The news stories always love to play them as the victim, when really they were just trying to get rich quick through shady means :2 cents:

Vasago Reno 05-25-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Raf1 (Post 15888065)
when will these emails stop... I've been getting about one every two or three days on various email accounts, hehe.

Welcome to the interwebs.

Is receiving this junk and posting about it the highlight of your day?

polish_aristocrat 05-25-2009 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15888291)
news stories always love to play them as the victim, when really they were just trying to get rich quick through shady means :2 cents:

I never put much thought into this, but that's a VERY good point actually.

Helping to move funds in a secret way to some African dictator's ex-wife wouldn't be exactly a honest way to get rich.


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