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| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. | 
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|  05-22-2009, 01:33 AM | #1 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth 
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				 |  If you become the owner or even admin of GFY, what would you change here? I guess nothing?  | 
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|  05-22-2009, 01:41 AM | #2 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly 
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				 | i would post my balls... | 
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|  05-22-2009, 01:47 AM | #3 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 
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				 | I'd sell it to Playboy and then retire 
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|  05-22-2009, 02:53 AM | #4 | 
| partners.sexier.com Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA 
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				 | make more money... | 
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|  05-22-2009, 02:55 AM | #5 | 
| Too lazy to set a koala Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CZ/EU forever! 
					Posts: 16,139
				 | started girl of the month again, registration without admin confirmation so there will be fresh blood on board, start giving tshirts and other goodies for posts again   
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|  05-22-2009, 02:58 AM | #6 | 
| there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) 
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				 | the flashing banners... | 
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|  05-22-2009, 02:59 AM | #7 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2006 
					Posts: 5,594
				 | Get rid of the fake nics Remove all the Sycophants who lick people like Juicy's balls Up the advertising rates, this board has more traffic than all others combined, leverage it Charge $5 to sign up, to stop idiots like Teencat ever posting Heh, how to make friends and influence people lesson #7. | 
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|  05-22-2009, 03:02 AM | #8 | 
| Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom 
					Posts: 38,677
				 | I would insit that all men need to dress up in womens clothing whenever they post... | 
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|  05-22-2009, 07:23 AM | #9 | 
| Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself 
					Posts: 16,557
				 | <kissass> Double all employee salaries</kissass>  | 
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|  05-22-2009, 07:31 AM | #11 | 
| I am Amazing Content! Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2004 
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				 | unban Franck 
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|  05-22-2009, 07:34 AM | #12 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC 
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				 | I would make the board subscription based to filter out the stupid fucks and surfers. Quality traffic is better than quantity in my book. | 
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|  05-22-2009, 07:35 AM | #13 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas 
					Posts: 4,499
				 | I would bring back Frank and DJ. 
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|  05-22-2009, 07:37 AM | #14 | 
| Choice is an Illusion Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama 
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|  05-22-2009, 07:59 AM | #15 | 
| Almost goners.. Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands 
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				 | Scan ban and get rid of all the fakenicks around. Im getting sick and tired of these pussies. If im offered the job, i will make SURE those people are getting a rough time applying and staying on. Was fun for a while, now it gets more and more annoying. I know, ignore function. | 
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|  05-22-2009, 08:11 AM | #16 | 
| Such Fun! Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2008 
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|  05-22-2009, 08:12 AM | #17 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. 
					Posts: 93,652
				 | Ban CaptainHowdy... 
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|  05-22-2009, 08:15 AM | #18 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2005 
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				 | I would bring back String Emil. 
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|  05-22-2009, 08:26 AM | #19 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Florida 
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				 | I would give everyone an American flag and a coupon for a free abortion! 
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|  05-22-2009, 08:43 AM | #20 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 
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				 | I would probably just sell it to the highest bidder. All that money would be very useful right now   
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|  05-22-2009, 10:24 AM | #21 | 
| Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna 
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				 | I would start charging for search feature and sigs | 
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|  05-22-2009, 10:26 AM | #22 | 
| jellyfish     Join Date: Dec 2003 
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|  05-22-2009, 10:26 AM | #23 | 
| scriptmaster Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Serbia 
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				 | Absolute nothing, this is most freedom board on net   And I like it because don't have borring and stupid rules. Or if even have it, don't keep that rules  | 
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|  05-22-2009, 10:44 AM | #24 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On The Edge 
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				 | I would unban everyone, and no one would get banned unless they did/posted something illegal. Anyone could read it, but only members could post, and proof of actual involvement in the industry would be required to become a member. 
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|  05-22-2009, 02:02 PM | #26 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Istanbul - Turkiye 
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|  05-23-2009, 12:30 AM | #28 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England 
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				 | open GFY internet radio   | 
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|  05-23-2009, 03:04 AM | #29 | 
| Join Date: May 2008 
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				 | stop deleting threads. like that one where MaxCash was caught on cheating with pre-checked x-sells | 
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|  05-23-2009, 05:21 AM | #30 | |
| Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom 
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 Id happilly pay to be a GFY subscriber... | |
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|  05-23-2009, 08:32 AM | #31 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. 
					Posts: 93,652
				 | Ruh roh ... 
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|  05-23-2009, 09:32 AM | #32 | 
| See signature :) Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 
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				 | no bro clubs would be allowed | 
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|  05-23-2009, 09:32 AM | #33 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 
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				 | I would put everyones bank account balance next to their post in real time so many can see why shouldn't even bother listening the morons posting in most of these threads...  | 
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|  05-23-2009, 09:35 AM | #34 | |
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				 | Quote: 
  Well seriously everyone should have his own little profile with REAL verified business info, I guess that would change a lot. 
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|  05-23-2009, 09:46 AM | #35 | |
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 Me? I'd split up the main forum to make a business forum and a fucking around forum, that way bullshit posts which are all in fun, won't push down all the biz posts to page 15... Other then that, keep it the way it is. | |
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|  05-23-2009, 09:48 AM | #36 | 
| Pay It Forward Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House 
					Posts: 77,246
				 | stat posting 
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|  05-23-2009, 09:52 AM | #37 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Atlanta 
					Posts: 1,728
				 | First and foremost, I would make everyone verify themselves via phone before being approved to post on here.  For female members, I would make them have a webcam on at all times displaying their breasts and this would become their avatar. I would utilize the latest in mammary-gland recognition technology to ensure that if the boobs ain't a shakin or if the boobs are replaced by someone else's boobs in disguise, then that members posting privileges would be taken away immediately until the correct boobs are on display. I would also have a flagging system, ala Craigslist, where if enough members flagged another member, that member's posting proveleges would be revoked for a certain amount of time, more for a second offense, etc, until the member is finally banned for life. In order to become a member you would be forced(blessed with the opportunity) to sign up for my affiliate program and if you hadn't sent a sale that day, you would not be allowed to post that day. I would have a pop-up screen every time a member logged in stating that you agree that Steve Hardeman has the biggest cock you've ever seen and that you hope and pray that your girlfriend or wife never meets me because you know she would run off with me if given the opportunity. It would also include a pre-checked, un-uncheckable box next to "No Takesies Backsies" I think we can all agree that were these simple changes to be implemented, GFY would be a better place for all of us. 
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|  05-26-2009, 04:10 AM | #38 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: city of angels 
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				 | make animated logo   | 
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