What's the most outragious thing you'll do to get into the RIGHT parites at Internext - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Kimmykim · 11-27-2002, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

but what if the best drugs and hookers are in certain party?

Oh give me a break, hookers will ditch in a heartbeat if you offer them a better deal... just like strippers ;)

Lensman · 11-27-2002, 12:55 AM

Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

The three top parties that I know of:

1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)

SleazyDream · 11-27-2002, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Oh give me a break, hookers will ditch in a heartbeat if you offer them a better deal... just like strippers ;)

that's why I dont' have an open door party. they won't leave if they don't know abotu anything better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SleazyDream · 11-27-2002, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

The three top parties that I know of:

1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)

thanks lens - I was aweful nice to your sister too, dispite what she might have told you.

Kimmykim · 11-27-2002, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

thanks lens - I was aweful nice to your sister too, dispite what she might have told you.

Uh oh, he told me your sister was a stripper!

SleazyDream · 11-27-2002, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Uh oh, he told me your sister was a stripper!

I was kinda wondering why len's sister looked chineese...........oh well, I had fun with her........

GonZo · 11-27-2002, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

You were very cool to do that, but i thought it was a little mean when bunny got thrown into the tub. She handled it very well though, probaly cause you were in there and such a fun guy!

Ive never known Bunny to get into any situation that she couldnt get her way out of....

Peaches · 11-27-2002, 09:13 AM

Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only"

cat · 11-27-2002, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

but what if the best drugs and hookers are in certain party?

DRUGS??

BradShaw · 11-27-2002, 10:43 AM

Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?

ServerGenius · 11-27-2002, 10:57 AM

Just 1 question....

Why are you spamming an elite invite only party at every change
you get? It doesn't make a lot of sense....

A desperate cry for attention?

DynaMite

FlyingIguana · 11-27-2002, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?

can't you just feal the love in here?

Kimmykim · 11-27-2002, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?

And you wonder why people don't like you?

JFK · 11-27-2002, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

yup, personality goes a long way when you don't get in the door.......

brocklanders · 11-27-2002, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Ramster

Not sticking up for Sleazy here but there are 1000's of webmasters in this business. Many would love to meet Fantasyman and other big paysite owners but how would that help a webmaster who is new or makes his entire income from tgp listings? Meeting someone who will actually help your business is the goal at any convention.

Uhm....I don't know many people that make money from TGP listings. I know a lot of people that make money from using TGP listings to send traffic to a SPONSOR which then cuts them a check.

Ramster, a good sponsor makes all the difference in the world. I was a lonely TGP newbie that snuck into a paysite party years ago....I made friends with paysite owners who got me a better % on the payouts, offered me free access to the member's area so I could use the content for promotion, and gave me a few Hun listings. Sponsors want to cater to anyone who sends them traffic. Sure you could go to a TGP party and schmooze and hook up a few traffic trades. But c'mon, how insignificant is that?!?!

You really want to go to Sleazy's party, just offer him up a In N' Out double-double Animal style from the In N' Out on Tropicana and he'll let you in.

brocklanders · 11-27-2002, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?

Classic. Did they mention the Limo was in the Carl's Jr drive-through?

I could see both those guys in a Carls Jr. ad:

"Don't bother me" (long pause) "I'm eating"

kmanrox · 11-27-2002, 11:52 AM

um, do honest, good business since 1996 in the industry and you will be VIP, free to everything =)

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 11:57 AM

Funny thread

My opinion (realizing that nobody cares)? People shouldn't be talking about their private parties on a public board. What use is it? And what the hell does the topic title suggest? The only obvious answer to that question is something along the lines of: I'll perform oral sex and take it up the ass if I can be a part of this wonderful experience.

JFK · 11-27-2002, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

Yes Invite Him !! He is all what he says ! Btw did your wife see the pics ??

BradShaw · 11-27-2002, 11:59 AM

People do not like me:-(

JFK · 11-27-2002, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

The three top parties that I know of:

1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)

OK How do I get into # 3 ????

Daymare · 11-27-2002, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

And you wonder why people don't like you?

12clicks · 11-27-2002, 12:19 PM

my limit would be putting a pillow under my shirt, donning a ball cap and writing "sleazydream" on my nametag. Anything more than that, I refuse to do.

grumpy · 11-27-2002, 01:04 PM

Nothing.....they will just ask me to be present :-)

SleazyDream · 11-27-2002, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw

BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?

obviously you're speaking from personal experience there.......

SleazyDream · 11-27-2002, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
my limit would be putting a pillow under my shirt, donning a ball cap and writing "sleazydream" on my nametag. Anything more than that, I refuse to do.

no more knee pads like last year eh?

12clicks · 11-27-2002, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

no more knee pads like last year eh?

Every man has his limits.

D-Money · 11-27-2002, 01:47 PM

Well, I wouldn't call our party an elite party. Everyone is invited!

http://www.theplayersball.com

Come join us on the 8th.

Seemed like a good opportunity to spam my party.

GonZo · 11-27-2002, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only"

Peaches dont worry Ill invite you to an invitation only party for us old farts....

12clicks · 11-27-2002, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only"

Peaches, I hear the bathroom doors don't lock at your parties.

Peaches · 11-27-2002, 02:01 PM

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Peaches dont worry Ill invite you to an invitation only party for us old farts....

Thanks, Gonzo

Those are the ones I feel most comfortable at anyway. My kid would probably love the Player's Ball - me.....probably not so much.

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Peaches, I hear the bathroom doors don't lock at your parties.

Well, Ron, if you're going to go around telling all my secrets....!

That's why I hang out with the handsome big men - they're the best door watchers

Jakk · 11-27-2002, 02:02 PM

I'd eat my hat.

Oh wait, that's already been done.....

12clicks · 11-27-2002, 02:07 PM

Peaches, drop me an email.
I want to tell you something.

[email protected]

Peaches · 11-27-2002, 02:21 PM

Email sent

(I didn't attach any porographic pictures of my dogs...I hope you're not disappointed......

)

Rictor · 11-27-2002, 02:21 PM

Yah, for 1,000 I'd attend some lame party. Otherwise I'd rather skip em.

Kimmykim · 11-27-2002, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

Every man has his limits.

I'll be expecting some photoshop replies to this comment.

GonZo · 11-28-2002, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches

Well, Ron, if you're going to go around telling all my secrets....! That's why I hang out with the handsome big men - they're the best door watchers

Ill try and find a link to my last bday party then...your kid might wanna come....

VIP · 11-28-2002, 01:44 PM

Guess I have to check out your party again...

Nice to see that there are paysites that do not need portals, traffic and affiliates ;-)
Is that why they use these endless consoles?

VIP · 11-28-2002, 01:59 PM

And Lens, Hugh is asking when you will arrive at the mansion...

SleazyDream · 11-28-2002, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by VIP
And Lens, Hugh is asking when you will arrive at the mansion...

somehow I don't see you on my icq list - hit me up on icq 105713197

VIP · 11-28-2002, 02:29 PM

It's alive!

11-27-2002, 10:43 AM	#60
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world. BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline? __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

11-27-2002, 10:57 AM	#61
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11-27-2002, 11:52 AM	#67
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11-27-2002, 11:59 AM	#70
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11-27-2002, 12:19 PM	#73
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	my limit would be putting a pillow under my shirt, donning a ball cap and writing "sleazydream" on my nametag. Anything more than that, I refuse to do. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

11-27-2002, 12:55 AM	#52
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party. The three top parties that I know of: 1. The Internext Elite TGP party. 2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party. 3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)

11-27-2002, 09:13 AM	#58
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years). Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me...... If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only"

11-27-2002, 11:57 AM	#68
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Funny thread My opinion (realizing that nobody cares)? People shouldn't be talking about their private parties on a public board. What use is it? And what the hell does the topic title suggest? The only obvious answer to that question is something along the lines of: I'll perform oral sex and take it up the ass if I can be a part of this wonderful experience.

11-27-2002, 01:04 PM	#74
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	Nothing.....they will just ask me to be present :-) __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

11-27-2002, 01:47 PM	#78
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Well, I wouldn't call our party an elite party. Everyone is invited! http://www.theplayersball.com Come join us on the 8th. Seemed like a good opportunity to spam my party. __________________ Still Ballin'

11-27-2002, 02:02 PM	#82
Jakk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 189	I'd eat my hat. Oh wait, that's already been done..... Last edited by Jakk; 11-27-2002 at 02:06 PM..

11-27-2002, 02:07 PM	#83
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	Peaches, drop me an email. I want to tell you something. [email protected] __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

11-27-2002, 02:21 PM	#84
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Email sent (I didn't attach any porographic pictures of my dogs...I hope you're not disappointed...... )

11-27-2002, 02:21 PM	#85
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Yah, for 1,000 I'd attend some lame party. Otherwise I'd rather skip em.

11-28-2002, 01:44 PM	#88
VIP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 360	Guess I have to check out your party again... Nice to see that there are paysites that do not need portals, traffic and affiliates ;-) Is that why they use these endless consoles? __________________ E-Mail or ICQ: 99786213

11-28-2002, 01:59 PM	#89
VIP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 360	And Lens, Hugh is asking when you will arrive at the mansion... __________________ E-Mail or ICQ: 99786213

11-28-2002, 02:29 PM	#91
VIP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 360	It's alive! __________________ E-Mail or ICQ: 99786213