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2 cheat or not 2 cheat... jugglin 2 girls at the same time
any of you pimps have experience juggling 2 girls at the same time?
I tried and just got busted bigtime! ![]()
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just 2 junior?
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Worked out great for me. Here's the secret for success:
1. get two girls with the same name (not many get lucky but I did) 2. come up with universal lies that work for both of them. avoid personal details. don't slip up. 3. get two power numbers (1 per chick) so you can easily cancel or change it, you can roam it to your cell phone transparently 4. do not take either one home, become your buddy's roommate and get comfortable there (know where dishes are) 5. be afraid of the Bacon Number -- keep track of all the people you meet and if shit gets deep, try to make the situation confusing.
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could be....
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I went to a party and ran in to both of them at the same time! awkward situation!
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Don't cheat man.. I've been cheated on before and it was the worst feeling I've ever had.
Keep that in mind.... |
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establish the fact that you have more girlfriends than guy friends early in the dating process. that way they aren't suprised when your out with your "friends".
When you say you got "busted" what does that mean? she caught you sleeping with another girl, you called her by another name? There are ways out of being "busted", just depends on what exactly happened. And if all else fails, just tell her "it wasn't me" |
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I have and there is one thing I can say: you can never have too much Fabreeze. At the house, in the car, wherever.
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You need a twin.
Like Peter Brady did in that one episode of the Brady Bunch.
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just do what Dennis Rodman did when he got caught with a girl in bed with him by Carmen Electra..
Carmen: What the hell are you doing?! Who is that girl in bed with you? : ![]() Dennis: What girl? Carmen: the one under the blanket, laying next to you! Dennis: What are you talking about? Theres no one here.. haha! if you get caught at least make it funny
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LOL just like shaggy... no didnt catch me sleeping with her. I went to a club with my friends, and they happened to be both waiting at the front door(I arranged to meet the other girl there, and my g/f came and "surprised" me) now when I want to go out my g/f wants to come with me, she doenst like me going alone!
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I've been there too, thats why I dont feel remorse. Marriage is different, dating is dating dont you agree? ps. is that ninja site yours?
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Well i guess if you are classifying it as cheating then at least one of the girls was a serious gf? So i guess the question in that case should be, does she deserve better or not?
Unless you are ready to commit to someone exclusively, i wouldn't worry about it...see both of them. But don't make a secret of it...just do it. You might lose out the first time but eventually you'll get good at it What say you Pink? ![]() |
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To be a true player you have to know how to play. You may have to learn the hard way, keep at it. Eventually you'll get it down. Enjoy your youth and have fun. IMO
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If her stupid ass didn't dump you after that, she deserves what she gets...whether it be heartache or disease. ![]() |
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![]() I'ts sad to say, but most guys suck at juggling girls cause men are sloppy and thinking about getting that pussy. Women on the other hand are detail oriented. They notice little things like different colognes, clothes, or even the way you fuck her. If you're gonna do it, do it right. Always know how to be a step ahead.
- Learn to use your cellphone. Don't give out your home phone number (unless it's a last resort to get the pussy). - Don't take them to the same type of restaurants or buy them the same types of presents. You'd be surprised how small the world gets real quick when someone makes a comment about recognizing you with someone else. - If she comes over, make sure you erase messages off the machine, no other panties laying around, numbers in your pants pockets, etc. Girls leave items on purpose sometimes - leave their earrings or something of theirs at your place to give them a reason to see you again. Don't go for it! Do a clean sweep of your house. - Get a shop vac for your car. Girls shed hair easily in the passenger seat. And they KNOW when a hair ain't theirs. - I hear girls count condoms these days. If you got an inspector gadget type chick, make sure you only keep enough condoms for her for that night or weekend on hand. - Get an organizer to keep names and dates straight. If a girl calls you NEVER blurt out a name on the phone if you aren't 150% sure who she is. Girls do that on purpose too - calling without identifying themselves even if they met you last night. - Pay cash for meals instead of credit cards if your girl is that nosy to check your statements. - Get a job or hobby that requires a lot of weird hours (like a webmaster!). You can easily get out of dates or juggle to something else with an easy excuse. - Get an alibi. Have a friend that can 'vouch' for your whereabouts during questionable times. "I was out drinking with ____________, call him if you don't believe me!" - And above all, NEVER NEVER NEVER admit to anything. Even if she has you on video tape with her best friend. If she wasn't there and looking you in the eye at the incident, it didn't happen. Even further, you would be surprised the spin you can put on a situation and make it salvagable if you can think quick and use emotion to your advantage. I'll be taking calls at $2.99/min for further advice..... |
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Honesty is the best policy.
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very true about the condoms!!! ![]()
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wat the fuck this isnt rocket science who are all these james bond pimps with the shop vacs and 3 boxes of condoms hidden in floor safes
just tell the bitches u work a lot and dont have them at ur place all the time the minute u start telling a woman all ur business is the same minute u get busted with other chicks if she doesnt KNOW where u are going she cant surprise u, just be smart about it. if she gets clingy and hangs around a lot tell her to gfy. only the dumb get busted ![]()
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Nice comment back there about the comments totally agree, also get pissed at her if she says that your cheating be like what the hell you dont trust me bitch etc etc, It works,she will feel bad and stop
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Turns out it was one of those fucking 'did you likeyour stay' surveys...dodged a fucking bullet there.
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i slept with 6 girls last saturday, (4 at one time)
deal with it... life is too short.... live on!
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4 thai skanks doesnt count
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