2 cheat or not 2 cheat... jugglin 2 girls at the same time - GoFuckYourself.com

mongoose403 · 11-25-2002, 06:32 PM

any of you pimps have experience juggling 2 girls at the same time?

I tried and just got busted bigtime!

Pipecrew · 11-25-2002, 06:34 PM

just 2 junior?

dnsmonster · 11-25-2002, 07:12 PM

Worked out great for me. Here's the secret for success:

1. get two girls with the same name (not many get lucky but I did)
2. come up with universal lies that work for both of them. avoid personal details. don't slip up.
3. get two power numbers (1 per chick) so you can easily cancel or change it, you can roam it to your cell phone transparently
4. do not take either one home, become your buddy's roommate and get comfortable there (know where dishes are)
5. be afraid of the Bacon Number -- keep track of all the people you meet and if shit gets deep, try to make the situation confusing.

mongoose403 · 11-25-2002, 07:14 PM

could be....

mongoose403 · 11-25-2002, 07:15 PM

I went to a party and ran in to both of them at the same time! awkward situation!

Daymare · 11-25-2002, 07:16 PM

Don't cheat man.. I've been cheated on before and it was the worst feeling I've ever had.

Keep that in mind....

Jamie · 11-25-2002, 07:18 PM

establish the fact that you have more girlfriends than guy friends early in the dating process. that way they aren't suprised when your out with your "friends".

When you say you got "busted" what does that mean? she caught you sleeping with another girl, you called her by another name? There are ways out of being "busted", just depends on what exactly happened.

And if all else fails, just tell her "it wasn't me"

jimmy3way · 11-25-2002, 07:18 PM

I have and there is one thing I can say: you can never have too much Fabreeze. At the house, in the car, wherever.

boneprone · 11-25-2002, 07:18 PM

You need a twin.
Like Peter Brady did in that one episode of the Brady Bunch.

Jon · 11-25-2002, 07:19 PM

just do what Dennis Rodman did when he got caught with a girl in bed with him by Carmen Electra..

Carmen: What the hell are you doing?! Who is that girl in bed with you?
:

pops out from under the covers::
Dennis: What girl?
Carmen: the one under the blanket, laying next to you!
Dennis: What are you talking about? Theres no one here..

haha! if you get caught at least make it funny

mongoose403 · 11-25-2002, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie
establish the fact that you have more girlfriends than guy friends early in the dating process. that way they aren't suprised when your out with your "friends".

When you say you got "busted" what does that mean? she caught you sleeping with another girl, you called her by another name? There are ways out of being "busted", just depends on what exactly happened.

And if all else fails, just tell her "it wasn't me"

LOL just like shaggy...

no didnt catch me sleeping with her.
I went to a club with my friends, and they happened to be both waiting at the front door(I arranged to meet the other girl there, and my g/f came and "surprised" me)

now when I want to go out my g/f wants to come with me, she doenst like me going alone!

mongoose403 · 11-25-2002, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daymare
Don't cheat man.. I've been cheated on before and it was the worst feeling I've ever had.

Keep that in mind....

I've been there too, thats why I dont feel remorse. Marriage is different, dating is dating dont you agree?

ps.

is that ninja site yours?

mrthumbs · 11-25-2002, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403

no didnt catch me sleeping with her.
I went to a club with my friends, and they happened to be both waiting at the front door(I arranged to meet the other girl there, and my g/f came and "surprised" me)

i dont think the cheating game is meant for you

Phoenix · 11-25-2002, 07:53 PM

Well i guess if you are classifying it as cheating then at least one of the girls was a serious gf? So i guess the question in that case should be, does she deserve better or not?

Unless you are ready to commit to someone exclusively, i wouldn't worry about it...see both of them. But don't make a secret of it...just do it. You might lose out the first time but eventually you'll get good at it

What say you Pink?

Jamie · 11-25-2002, 09:19 PM

To be a true player you have to know how to play. You may have to learn the hard way, keep at it. Eventually you'll get it down. Enjoy your youth and have fun. IMO

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 11-25-2002, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
LOL just like shaggy...

no didnt catch me sleeping with her.
I went to a club with my friends, and they happened to be both waiting at the front door(I arranged to meet the other girl there, and my g/f came and "surprised" me)

now when I want to go out my g/f wants to come with me, she doenst like me going alone!

If her stupid ass didn't dump you after that, she deserves what she gets...whether it be heartache or disease.

rdunn404 · 11-25-2002, 09:40 PM

I'ts sad to say, but most guys suck at juggling girls cause men are sloppy and thinking about getting that pussy. Women on the other hand are detail oriented. They notice little things like different colognes, clothes, or even the way you fuck her. If you're gonna do it, do it right. Always know how to be a step ahead.

- Learn to use your cellphone. Don't give out your home phone number (unless it's a last resort to get the pussy).

- Don't take them to the same type of restaurants or buy them the same types of presents. You'd be surprised how small the world gets real quick when someone makes a comment about recognizing you with someone else.

- If she comes over, make sure you erase messages off the machine, no other panties laying around, numbers in your pants pockets, etc. Girls leave items on purpose sometimes - leave their earrings or something of theirs at your place to give them a reason to see you again. Don't go for it! Do a clean sweep of your house.

- Get a shop vac for your car. Girls shed hair easily in the passenger seat. And they KNOW when a hair ain't theirs.

- I hear girls count condoms these days. If you got an inspector gadget type chick, make sure you only keep enough condoms for her for that night or weekend on hand.

- Get an organizer to keep names and dates straight. If a girl calls you NEVER blurt out a name on the phone if you aren't 150% sure who she is. Girls do that on purpose too - calling without identifying themselves even if they met you last night.

- Pay cash for meals instead of credit cards if your girl is that nosy to check your statements.

- Get a job or hobby that requires a lot of weird hours (like a webmaster!). You can easily get out of dates or juggle to something else with an easy excuse.

- Get an alibi. Have a friend that can 'vouch' for your whereabouts during questionable times. "I was out drinking with ____________, call him if you don't believe me!"

- And above all, NEVER NEVER NEVER admit to anything. Even if she has you on video tape with her best friend. If she wasn't there and looking you in the eye at the incident, it didn't happen. Even further, you would be surprised the spin you can put on a situation and make it salvagable if you can think quick and use emotion to your advantage.

I'll be taking calls at $2.99/min for further advice.....

jas1552 · 11-25-2002, 10:02 PM

Honesty is the best policy.

mongoose403 · 11-25-2002, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
I'ts sad to say, but most guys suck at juggling girls cause men are sloppy and thinking about getting that pussy. Women on the other hand are detail oriented. They notice little things like different colognes, clothes, or even the way you fuck her. If you're gonna do it, do it right. Always know how to be a step ahead.

- Learn to use your cellphone. Don't give out your home phone number (unless it's a last resort to get the pussy).

- Don't take them to the same type of restaurants or buy them the same types of presents. You'd be surprised how small the world gets real quick when someone makes a comment about recognizing you with someone else.

- If she comes over, make sure you erase messages off the machine, no other panties laying around, numbers in your pants pockets, etc. Girls leave items on purpose sometimes - leave their earrings or something of theirs at your place to give them a reason to see you again. Don't go for it! Do a clean sweep of your house.

- Get a shop vac for your car. Girls shed hair easily in the passenger seat. And they KNOW when a hair ain't theirs.

- I hear girls count condoms these days. If you got an inspector gadget type chick, make sure you only keep enough condoms for her for that night or weekend on hand.

- Get an organizer to keep names and dates straight. If a girl calls you NEVER blurt out a name on the phone if you aren't 150% sure who she is. Girls do that on purpose too - calling without identifying themselves even if they met you last night.

- Pay cash for meals instead of credit cards if your girl is that nosy to check your statements.

- Get a job or hobby that requires a lot of weird hours (like a webmaster!). You can easily get out of dates or juggle to something else with an easy excuse.

- Get an alibi. Have a friend that can 'vouch' for your whereabouts during questionable times. "I was out drinking with ____________, call him if you don't believe me!"

- And above all, NEVER NEVER NEVER admit to anything. Even if she has you on video tape with her best friend. If she wasn't there and looking you in the eye at the incident, it didn't happen. Even further, you would be surprised the spin you can put on a situation and make it salvagable if you can think quick and use emotion to your advantage.

I'll be taking calls at $2.99/min for further advice.....

very true about the condoms!!!

foe · 11-25-2002, 10:47 PM

threesom

foe · 11-25-2002, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
any of you pimps have experience juggling 2 girls at the same time?

I tried and just got busted bigtime!

Just read topic I guess no threesome for you

foe · 11-25-2002, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
any of you pimps have experience juggling 2 girls at the same time?

I tried and just got busted bigtime!

* first time

( u understand

foe · 11-25-2002, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dnsmonster
Worked out great for me. Here's the secret for success:

1. get two girls with the same name (not many get lucky but I did)
2. come up with universal lies that work for both of them. avoid personal details. don't slip up.
3. get two power numbers (1 per chick) so you can easily cancel or change it, you can roam it to your cell phone transparently
4. do not take either one home, become your buddy's roommate and get comfortable there (know where dishes are)
5. be afraid of the Bacon Number -- keep track of all the people you meet and if shit gets deep, try to make the situation confusing.

too much work*

dickblast · 11-25-2002, 10:51 PM

wat the fuck this isnt rocket science who are all these james bond pimps with the shop vacs and 3 boxes of condoms hidden in floor safes

just tell the bitches u work a lot and dont have them at ur place all the time

the minute u start telling a woman all ur business is the same minute u get busted with other chicks

if she doesnt KNOW where u are going she cant surprise u, just be smart about it. if she gets clingy and hangs around a lot tell her to gfy.

only the dumb get busted

mrthumbs · 11-25-2002, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404

I'll be taking calls at $2.99/min for further advice.....

What if the 2 girls are friends.. any solutions to that when a
threesome is not desired?

foe · 11-25-2002, 10:53 PM

Nice comment back there about the comments totally agree, also get pissed at her if she says that your cheating be like what the hell you dont trust me bitch etc etc, It works,she will feel bad and stop

pink_in_the_middle · 11-25-2002, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
I tried and just got busted bigtime!

Good for you

rdunn404 · 11-25-2002, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

What if the 2 girls are friends.. any solutions to that when a
threesome is not desired?

Depends. Girls talk. That's all they do. So it will be hard to do that unless you can see if one of them likes that 'fantasty factor' of being the secret love. There are plenty of girls that like to have sex with their girl's boyfriends. Focus on just one of the friends as the main target and only casually flirt with the other when girl #1 isn't around. See if girl #2 bites at your advances. If she's completely turned off, don't go further. If she bites, tell her you feel wrong about getting with her, but will reluctanly consider if she can keep it on the low. Use emotion!

mrthumbs · 11-25-2002, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404

Depends. Girls talk. That's all they do. So it will be hard to do that unless you can see if one of them likes that 'fantasty factor' of being the secret love. There are plenty of girls that like to have sex with their girl's boyfriends. Focus on just one of the friends as the main target and only casually flirt with the other when girl #1 isn't around. See if girl #2 bites at your advances. If she's completely turned off, don't go further. If she bites, tell her you feel wrong about getting with her, but will reluctanly consider if she can keep it on the low. Use emotion!

Damn.. i need a guy like you in-house!

jimmy3way · 11-26-2002, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
- Pay cash for meals instead of credit cards if your girl is that nosy to check your statements.

This can be a real bitch. I was fucking this chick in hotels and shit and was really careful, but one day this letter arrives from Calton Hotels addressed to me, and my girl (another chick), she just hands it to me like it's junk mail.

Turns out it was one of those fucking 'did you likeyour stay' surveys...dodged a fucking bullet there.

beemk · 11-26-2002, 03:04 AM

only hang out with each girl like once a week. whatever night you hang out with the other girl is "guys night out". never make yourself available when she wants.

kmanrox · 11-26-2002, 07:33 AM

i slept with 6 girls last saturday, (4 at one time)

deal with it... life is too short....

live on!

tree · 11-26-2002, 07:39 AM

4 thai skanks doesnt count

theyre not real women

Spoonie Luv · 11-26-2002, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dickblast
wat the fuck this isnt rocket science who are all these james bond pimps with the shop vacs and 3 boxes of condoms hidden in floor safes

ROFL! Thanks, I needed that

railz · 11-26-2002, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daymare
Don't cheat man.. I've been cheated on before and it was the worst feeling I've ever had.

Keep that in mind....

A-fucking-men.

11-25-2002, 07:12 PM	#3
dnsmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. Posts: 634	Worked out great for me. Here's the secret for success: 1. get two girls with the same name (not many get lucky but I did) 2. come up with universal lies that work for both of them. avoid personal details. don't slip up. 3. get two power numbers (1 per chick) so you can easily cancel or change it, you can roam it to your cell phone transparently 4. do not take either one home, become your buddy's roommate and get comfortable there (know where dishes are) 5. be afraid of the Bacon Number -- keep track of all the people you meet and if shit gets deep, try to make the situation confusing. __________________ I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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mongoose403 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: wild ho country Posts: 143	2 cheat or not 2 cheat... jugglin 2 girls at the same time any of you pimps have experience juggling 2 girls at the same time? I tried and just got busted bigtime! __________________ .

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	just do what Dennis Rodman did when he got caught with a girl in bed with him by Carmen Electra.. Carmen: What the hell are you doing?! Who is that girl in bed with you? : pops out from under the covers:: Dennis: What girl? Carmen: the one under the blanket, laying next to you! Dennis: What are you talking about? Theres no one here.. haha! if you get caught at least make it funny __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	Well i guess if you are classifying it as cheating then at least one of the girls was a serious gf? So i guess the question in that case should be, does she deserve better or not? Unless you are ready to commit to someone exclusively, i wouldn't worry about it...see both of them. But don't make a secret of it...just do it. You might lose out the first time but eventually you'll get good at it What say you Pink? __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

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rdunn404 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 999	I'ts sad to say, but most guys suck at juggling girls cause men are sloppy and thinking about getting that pussy. Women on the other hand are detail oriented. They notice little things like different colognes, clothes, or even the way you fuck her. If you're gonna do it, do it right. Always know how to be a step ahead. - Learn to use your cellphone. Don't give out your home phone number (unless it's a last resort to get the pussy). - Don't take them to the same type of restaurants or buy them the same types of presents. You'd be surprised how small the world gets real quick when someone makes a comment about recognizing you with someone else. - If she comes over, make sure you erase messages off the machine, no other panties laying around, numbers in your pants pockets, etc. Girls leave items on purpose sometimes - leave their earrings or something of theirs at your place to give them a reason to see you again. Don't go for it! Do a clean sweep of your house. - Get a shop vac for your car. Girls shed hair easily in the passenger seat. And they KNOW when a hair ain't theirs. - I hear girls count condoms these days. If you got an inspector gadget type chick, make sure you only keep enough condoms for her for that night or weekend on hand. - Get an organizer to keep names and dates straight. If a girl calls you NEVER blurt out a name on the phone if you aren't 150% sure who she is. Girls do that on purpose too - calling without identifying themselves even if they met you last night. - Pay cash for meals instead of credit cards if your girl is that nosy to check your statements. - Get a job or hobby that requires a lot of weird hours (like a webmaster!). You can easily get out of dates or juggle to something else with an easy excuse. - Get an alibi. Have a friend that can 'vouch' for your whereabouts during questionable times. "I was out drinking with ____________, call him if you don't believe me!" - And above all, NEVER NEVER NEVER admit to anything. Even if she has you on video tape with her best friend. If she wasn't there and looking you in the eye at the incident, it didn't happen. Even further, you would be surprised the spin you can put on a situation and make it salvagable if you can think quick and use emotion to your advantage. I'll be taking calls at $2.99/min for further advice.....

11-25-2002, 10:02 PM	#18
jas1552 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Land of the free, home of the brave Posts: 1,462	Honesty is the best policy.

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dickblast Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ben Curtis's Tour Bus Posts: 666	wat the fuck this isnt rocket science who are all these james bond pimps with the shop vacs and 3 boxes of condoms hidden in floor safes just tell the bitches u work a lot and dont have them at ur place all the time the minute u start telling a woman all ur business is the same minute u get busted with other chicks if she doesnt KNOW where u are going she cant surprise u, just be smart about it. if she gets clingy and hangs around a lot tell her to gfy. only the dumb get busted __________________ Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	Nice comment back there about the comments totally agree, also get pissed at her if she says that your cheating be like what the hell you dont trust me bitch etc etc, It works,she will feel bad and stop

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