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Old 11-26-2002, 10:24 AM   #1
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Ass Kissing is Everything

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.


What makes life 100%?


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,


A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And,


B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.


But, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
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Old 11-26-2002, 10:29 AM   #2
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98% of GFY settle for the 103% way.....lol
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Old 11-26-2002, 10:29 AM   #3
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How about combining "HARDWORK" and "KNOWLEDGE"?








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Old 11-26-2002, 10:30 AM   #4
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try marijuana

it get the work done w/o the strain on the brain
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Old 11-26-2002, 10:35 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by macroguru
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.


What makes life 100%?


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But,


A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And,


B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.


But, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
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Old 11-26-2002, 10:38 AM   #6
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This would have been fun, if it wasn't so stupid. By that logic the longer the word, the better. I think it's too simple to be funny.
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Old 11-26-2002, 10:55 AM   #7
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This would have been fun, if it wasn't so stupid. By that logic the longer the word, the better. I think it's too simple to be funny.
Umm, Lighten up, it's just a little something to loosen the board up.

Everyone has been very aggressive lately here.

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Old 11-26-2002, 10:55 AM   #8
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ur logic is also wrong , as knowledge has more letters than say bullshit
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Old 11-26-2002, 11:07 AM   #9
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ur logic is also wrong , as knowledge has more letters than say bullshit
I know. everyone probably understands the logic there.
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