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fris · 05-30-2009, 09:23 PM

If your going to make love to an animal make sure it's a horse, then if it don't work out you still have a ride home

Mr. Cool Ice · 05-30-2009, 10:30 PM

Tie its hind legs down or it may try to kick you. Trust me.

brassmonkey · 05-30-2009, 10:32 PM

never tried that never will

Socks · 05-30-2009, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

never tried that never will

No fucking shit?

420 · 05-30-2009, 10:41 PM

0:44

mikeyddddd · 05-30-2009, 10:44 PM

MandyBlake · 05-30-2009, 10:51 PM

makes sense

Jack Sparrow · 05-31-2009, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Tie its hind legs down or it may try to kick you. Trust me.

I will trust you on that.

Some advice (!) for you: if you do a sheep next time, wear boots, you can put the backlegs in the boots your wearing. This time, it wont be able to run off like crazy after looking back and checking your retarded tats.

voa · 05-31-2009, 03:24 AM

Hah that was pretty funny

CDSmith · 05-31-2009, 03:32 AM

Did you know?

It's physically impossible to give a horse a donkey punch.

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