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  • fris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2002
    • 55679
    #1

    if you are going to make love to an animal make sure...

    If your going to make love to an animal make sure it's a horse, then if it don't work out you still have a ride home

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    • Mr. Cool Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 1289
      #2
      Tie its hind legs down or it may try to kick you. Trust me.
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        • brassmonkey
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          • Sep 2005
          • 77396
          #3
          never tried that never will
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            • Socks
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 8475
              #4
              Originally posted by brassmonkey
              never tried that never will
              No fucking shit?

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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571
                  #5


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                    • mikeyddddd
                      Viva la vulva!
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 16557
                      #6


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                        • MandyBlake
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 17761
                          #7
                          makes sense
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                            • Jack Sparrow
                              Almost goners..
                              • May 2008
                              • 11420
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice
                              Tie its hind legs down or it may try to kick you. Trust me.
                              I will trust you on that.

                              Some advice (!) for you: if you do a sheep next time, wear boots, you can put the backlegs in the boots your wearing. This time, it wont be able to run off like crazy after looking back and checking your retarded tats.

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                                • voa
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 16532
                                  #9
                                  Hah that was pretty funny

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                                    • CDSmith
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                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460
                                      #10
                                      Did you know?

                                      It's physically impossible to give a horse a donkey punch.
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