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AaronM · 04-30-2009, 10:42 PM

A few of you know Chance. He's my P/A and Videographer.

Anyway...So Chance took off for a 3 week vacation to Japan. Here's his first impressions, comments, and observations:

"things are cool in japan. doin ok. started gettin gifts and shit, but even without buyin souvenirs shit is hella expensive over here. a hundred bucks can run through your fingers like water. smallest bill denomination is 1000 yen, then it goes to coins. to give ya an idea, hundred yen coins are about a buck value, and they are like quarters to these people. anyway say hey to dom fer me. speakin of which, full kimonos, especially silk ones are starting at about 30000, however what she has is a jinbe, a summer robe. so if thats whats cool, i will try to find somethin. oh and its a couple months too late, but i found a killer lavender belt haha. tried talkin to a couple girls, but the whole language barrier thing is a bitch. bryan and i are heading to an event on saturday and apparently he says a lot of girls go there for foreigners, and that he has seen aggressive guys get the most play, so i will walk around with my dick out and grabbin girly asses. speakin of girls here, they almost all wear black tights and super hella short skirts. or sometimes no tights and just hella short skirts, like model-wear type shit. japan is stuck in the 80s with their fashion, its fucking weird. theres a shop called don coyote, its 6 levels of random. theyve got some different outfits and uniforms for cosplay (costume events). no rice hats, but they:ve got the schoolgirl uniforms. so much randomness out here, and one of the biggest is the new fashionable hemp. seriously, theres so much shit with pot leaves on it. everyone wears it, there was a 10 year old kid ridin bitch on a bicycle with a jamaica jacket and a huge gold pot leaf on it. its fucking everywhere dude, yet its still hella illegal... the japanese culture grabs onto anything even slightly fashionable, and apparentlt now its weed and rhasta. i have no service for my phone as i said, but also the ipods wifi cant connect, keeps askin for passwords. assuming its a simple language barrier issue and the ipod doesnt know wtf to do with it.

anyway, theres obviously a lotta shit to talk about over here. hows the house, and how was chicky for the last 2 days?"

mmcfadden · 04-30-2009, 10:50 PM

I think I wanna go there... at least where the girls look for foreigners part. Sounds fun... maybe i'll bring some weed and hope for the best

baddog · 04-30-2009, 10:53 PM

I imagine the language barrier could be a bitch. Tell him "datsun, toyota, judo, karate" from goodgirl and me.

fatfoo · 04-30-2009, 11:04 PM

Interesting. Thanks for posting.

LiveDose · 04-30-2009, 11:57 PM

3 weeks in Japan... Lucky bastard.

kmanrox · 04-30-2009, 11:58 PM

loll P/A

wtf u need a PA for Aaron?

Jay_StandAhead · 05-01-2009, 02:25 AM

My first time in Tokyo is something I'll always remember. I bet Chance will too... hopefully he'll get some action with a nutty jap slut

WDG · 05-01-2009, 03:04 AM

My wife is Japanese. I've been there 3 times now. Tell him not to miss out on going to Roppongi and Shinjuku kabukicho

Ross · 05-01-2009, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

loll P/A

wtf u need a PA for Aaron?

P/A and Videographer. Sheesh!

brassmonkey · 05-01-2009, 03:11 AM

thats funny ok place i will never go

quantum-x · 05-01-2009, 03:30 AM

I found that Japan was actually one of the cheapest places I've travelled through.
Still not sure how people manage to blow through cash so quickly there... unless it's soapbars and blow, then I guess that makes sense.

Porn Producer · 05-01-2009, 04:05 AM

Language barrier my ass.

The fucking guy can't even write proper English.

Teach him about capital letters and paragraphs for starters.

Nikki_Licks · 05-01-2009, 06:46 AM

I remember you mentioning he was going to Japan. It sounds like he is having a great time shopping, hopefully he won't be overweight on baggage when he returns.

I noticed he did not mention food and was curious as to how he is getting along with their cuisine....err, maybe the eye candy is keeping him full

pornguy · 05-01-2009, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Producer

Language barrier my ass.

The fucking guy can't even write proper English.

Teach him about capital letters and paragraphs for starters.

Hey dude back off him. hes hella cool.

Iron Fist · 05-01-2009, 08:03 AM

Although reading is nice, need pics please.. of cute Japanese girls, or Japanese trannies... either one will do.

D Ghost · 05-01-2009, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

"...hundred yen coins are about a buck value, and they are like quarters to these people."

AaronM · 05-01-2009, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

loll P/A

wtf u need a PA for Aaron?

PA = Photographers Assistant.

Since I pretend to be a photographer, I thought I would hire a PA just so I could play the part better. I've had one for at least 4 years now.

AaronM · 05-01-2009, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Producer

Language barrier my ass.

The fucking guy can't even write proper English.

Teach him about capital letters and paragraphs for starters.

LOL, no shit huh?

I read that and thought to myself: "WTF? He never talks like that." As for his paragraph structure, I couldn't agree more about that either.

At the end of the day, he's walking around Tokyo clubs pulling his dick out and will most likely be getting laid multiple times while he's there. Meanwhile, you're sitting behind a keyboard flaming a guy who doesn't read GFY and will never know what you posted.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure our which one of you is going to have a better time over the next few weeks....Proper English or not.

04-30-2009, 10:42 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	An email from Tokyo. A few of you know Chance. He's my P/A and Videographer. Anyway...So Chance took off for a 3 week vacation to Japan. Here's his first impressions, comments, and observations: "things are cool in japan. doin ok. started gettin gifts and shit, but even without buyin souvenirs shit is hella expensive over here. a hundred bucks can run through your fingers like water. smallest bill denomination is 1000 yen, then it goes to coins. to give ya an idea, hundred yen coins are about a buck value, and they are like quarters to these people. anyway say hey to dom fer me. speakin of which, full kimonos, especially silk ones are starting at about 30000, however what she has is a jinbe, a summer robe. so if thats whats cool, i will try to find somethin. oh and its a couple months too late, but i found a killer lavender belt haha. tried talkin to a couple girls, but the whole language barrier thing is a bitch. bryan and i are heading to an event on saturday and apparently he says a lot of girls go there for foreigners, and that he has seen aggressive guys get the most play, so i will walk around with my dick out and grabbin girly asses. speakin of girls here, they almost all wear black tights and super hella short skirts. or sometimes no tights and just hella short skirts, like model-wear type shit. japan is stuck in the 80s with their fashion, its fucking weird. theres a shop called don coyote, its 6 levels of random. theyve got some different outfits and uniforms for cosplay (costume events). no rice hats, but they:ve got the schoolgirl uniforms. so much randomness out here, and one of the biggest is the new fashionable hemp. seriously, theres so much shit with pot leaves on it. everyone wears it, there was a 10 year old kid ridin bitch on a bicycle with a jamaica jacket and a huge gold pot leaf on it. its fucking everywhere dude, yet its still hella illegal... the japanese culture grabs onto anything even slightly fashionable, and apparentlt now its weed and rhasta. i have no service for my phone as i said, but also the ipods wifi cant connect, keeps askin for passwords. assuming its a simple language barrier issue and the ipod doesnt know wtf to do with it. anyway, theres obviously a lotta shit to talk about over here. hows the house, and how was chicky for the last 2 days?"

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04-30-2009, 10:50 PM	#2
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