How can i make a healthy ice cream substitute? similar in texture and taste? - GoFuckYourself.com

robfantasy · 04-30-2009, 04:37 PM

whats your best recipe for vanilla creamy ice cream healthy substitute similar in taste and texture?

MetaMan · 04-30-2009, 04:38 PM

and you fat fucks wonder why you remain fat. wtf kinda of question is that?

can someone teach me how to make a healthy corn dog?

Meeper · 04-30-2009, 04:39 PM

fuck icecream, its all about gelato.

d-null · 04-30-2009, 04:41 PM

who says ice cream isn't healthy? I say it is healthier than all the unnaturally no fat and artificial things out there

why are you looking for a substitute?

Craig T · 04-30-2009, 04:48 PM

Non Fat Frozen Vanilla Yogurt. It is what a lot of the juice bars use. You won't be able to tell the difference.

Jim_Gunn · 04-30-2009, 04:53 PM

I use vanilla Jello Fat Free Instant pudding mix with fat free milk and some vanilla protein powder to make frozen vanilla pudding. It doesn't have the texture of real ice cream, but it is very sweet, cold and sort of crunchy if you freeze it long enough. I often eat that as my ice cream substitute.

robfantasy · 04-30-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

I use vanilla Jello Fat Free Instant pudding mix with fat free milk and some vanilla protein powder to make frozen vanilla pudding. It doesn't have the texture of real ice cream, but it is very sweet, cold and sort of crunchy if you freeze it long enough. I often eat that as my ice cream substitute.

this is what i am looking for, to make protein ice cream

so jello fat free instant pudding...

have you tried peanut butter?

$5 submissions · 04-30-2009, 06:02 PM

I've had some wonderful soy ice cream before.

woj · 04-30-2009, 08:52 PM

frozen yogurt smoothies are somewhat similar to normal ice cream, taste decent too

fris · 04-30-2009, 08:59 PM

frozen yogurt

d-null · 04-30-2009, 10:22 PM

you still haven't explained why you want a substitute

and to those that are suggesting fat free frozen yogourt, why do you think those are healthier?

budz · 04-30-2009, 10:24 PM

do live cultures die if you freeze them :|

Spunky · 04-30-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy

this is what i am looking for, to make protein. cream

so jello fat free instant pudding...

have you tried peanut butter?Mandingo cock

Craig T · 04-30-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

you still haven't explained why you want a substitute

and to those that are suggesting fat free frozen yogourt, why do you think those are healthier?

Non Fat Frozen Yogurt will save you a ton on the fat grams but still has sugar.

Leave it to the healthier Jim Gunn to recommend something even cooler. Trust him over my choice, I still crave cheeseburgers.

In my past life, I ran a juice bar or two, and if you wanted something really healthy, you would substitute frozen banana's and ice for the yogurt or ice cream and end up with a thick milk shake type drink with your protien powder. The pudding idea of Jim's would give you more of ice cream texture.

d-null · 04-30-2009, 11:34 PM

cutting the fat out of a meal with hopes of losing weight is misguided, the key is a proper balance of fat carbs and protein....... all the no fat stuff that is loaded with carbs is not the way to go

After Shock Media · 04-30-2009, 11:39 PM

What is so damn unhealthy with heavy cream (or cream, half n half, or even milk), couple eggs (optional), vanilla bean, and a bit of sugar?

If that is just to damn unhealthy for people perhaps they should just not think about ice cream and stick with maybe a sorbet or something.

Not super sure how some can rationalize assorted very processed products that are made to taste at least OK, yet fat or sugar free over something strictly natural - being more healthy.

d-null · 05-01-2009, 12:15 AM

agree with After Shock Media totally on this

our society is so fucked up by scamming commercial interests pushing a bunch of bullshit on people and convincing them away from real natural foods

GrouchyAdmin · 05-01-2009, 01:06 AM

It's not quite the same, but if you can find it, the Atkins Vanilla Shake mix is awesome. Haven't seen it for years. Also, that "We help you poop" mix in chocolate was pretty damn good when blended with half water and half ice cubes, but I know it's been discontinued.

Blazed · 05-01-2009, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Craig T

Non Fat Frozen Vanilla Yogurt. It is what a lot of the juice bars use. You won't be able to tell the difference.

If you cant tell the difference that is because whilst it is fat free they have chucked a load of other shit in to make up the taste.

bushwacker · 05-01-2009, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy

whats your best recipe for vanilla creamy ice cream healthy substitute similar in taste and texture?

Everything in moderation. Eat your ice cream, just don't eat the whole gallon in one sitting.

Blazed · 05-01-2009, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Everything in moderation. Eat your ice cream, just don't eat the whole gallon in one sitting.

Gallon tubs of ice cream lol wtf never seen those over here, didnt even know they existed till i just googled it.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-01-2009, 05:45 AM

I have been making frozen yogurt using Greek yogurt lately and that is the nearest I have gotten to a frozen yogurt that has a similar creaminess. I am lactose intolerant and can't do milk and cream without paying for it but for some reason Greek yogurt doesn't trigger those symptoms even when made with cows milk.

Johny Traffic · 05-01-2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy

whats your best recipe for vanilla creamy ice cream healthy substitute similar in taste and texture?

Dont try and substitute it. Eat the proper ice cream, but eat less of it.

Ever need something to read, go and get a book called "French women don't get fat" Because they eat everything, but eat it in moderation,

It is the constant fucking around with unnatural foods, dieting, not changing your habbits, not learning how to cook, that make people fat.

Want to know what every fat person has in common? They are on a diet.
Want to know what every person who is on a diet has in common? They are fat.

The people giving you advice to buy more processed shit and try and recreate more shit are not doing you any favours.

Eat well, Eat often, dont eat processed shit

brassmonkey · 05-01-2009, 08:05 AM

fuck it i eat lots of ice cream

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Jim_Gunn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Where The Teens Are Posts: 5,702	I use vanilla Jello Fat Free Instant pudding mix with fat free milk and some vanilla protein powder to make frozen vanilla pudding. It doesn't have the texture of real ice cream, but it is very sweet, cold and sort of crunchy if you freeze it long enough. I often eat that as my ice cream substitute.

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GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	It's not quite the same, but if you can find it, the Atkins Vanilla Shake mix is awesome. Haven't seen it for years. Also, that "We help you poop" mix in chocolate was pretty damn good when blended with half water and half ice cubes, but I know it's been discontinued. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I have been making frozen yogurt using Greek yogurt lately and that is the nearest I have gotten to a frozen yogurt that has a similar creaminess. I am lactose intolerant and can't do milk and cream without paying for it but for some reason Greek yogurt doesn't trigger those symptoms even when made with cows milk.

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