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robfantasy 04-30-2009 04:37 PM

How can i make a healthy ice cream substitute? similar in texture and taste?
 
whats your best recipe for vanilla creamy ice cream healthy substitute similar in taste and texture?

MetaMan 04-30-2009 04:38 PM

and you fat fucks wonder why you remain fat. wtf kinda of question is that?

can someone teach me how to make a healthy corn dog?

Meeper 04-30-2009 04:39 PM

fuck icecream, its all about gelato.

d-null 04-30-2009 04:41 PM

who says ice cream isn't healthy? I say it is healthier than all the unnaturally no fat and artificial things out there

why are you looking for a substitute?

Craig T 04-30-2009 04:48 PM

Non Fat Frozen Vanilla Yogurt. It is what a lot of the juice bars use. You won't be able to tell the difference.

Jim_Gunn 04-30-2009 04:53 PM

I use vanilla Jello Fat Free Instant pudding mix with fat free milk and some vanilla protein powder to make frozen vanilla pudding. It doesn't have the texture of real ice cream, but it is very sweet, cold and sort of crunchy if you freeze it long enough. I often eat that as my ice cream substitute.

robfantasy 04-30-2009 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 15806048)
I use vanilla Jello Fat Free Instant pudding mix with fat free milk and some vanilla protein powder to make frozen vanilla pudding. It doesn't have the texture of real ice cream, but it is very sweet, cold and sort of crunchy if you freeze it long enough. I often eat that as my ice cream substitute.

this is what i am looking for, to make protein ice cream

so jello fat free instant pudding...

have you tried peanut butter?

$5 submissions 04-30-2009 06:02 PM

I've had some wonderful soy ice cream before.

woj 04-30-2009 08:52 PM

frozen yogurt smoothies are somewhat similar to normal ice cream, taste decent too :thumbsup

fris 04-30-2009 08:59 PM

frozen yogurt

d-null 04-30-2009 10:22 PM

you still haven't explained why you want a substitute



and to those that are suggesting fat free frozen yogourt, why do you think those are healthier?

budz 04-30-2009 10:24 PM

do live cultures die if you freeze them :|

Spunky 04-30-2009 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy (Post 15806216)
this is what i am looking for, to make protein. cream

so jello fat free instant pudding...

have you tried peanut butter?Mandingo cock

:helpme:thumbsup

Craig T 04-30-2009 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15806832)
you still haven't explained why you want a substitute



and to those that are suggesting fat free frozen yogourt, why do you think those are healthier?

Non Fat Frozen Yogurt will save you a ton on the fat grams but still has sugar.

Leave it to the healthier Jim Gunn to recommend something even cooler. Trust him over my choice, I still crave cheeseburgers.

In my past life, I ran a juice bar or two, and if you wanted something really healthy, you would substitute frozen banana's and ice for the yogurt or ice cream and end up with a thick milk shake type drink with your protien powder. The pudding idea of Jim's would give you more of ice cream texture.

d-null 04-30-2009 11:34 PM

cutting the fat out of a meal with hopes of losing weight is misguided, the key is a proper balance of fat carbs and protein....... all the no fat stuff that is loaded with carbs is not the way to go

After Shock Media 04-30-2009 11:39 PM

What is so damn unhealthy with heavy cream (or cream, half n half, or even milk), couple eggs (optional), vanilla bean, and a bit of sugar?

If that is just to damn unhealthy for people perhaps they should just not think about ice cream and stick with maybe a sorbet or something.

Not super sure how some can rationalize assorted very processed products that are made to taste at least OK, yet fat or sugar free over something strictly natural - being more healthy.

d-null 05-01-2009 12:15 AM

agree with After Shock Media totally on this

our society is so fucked up by scamming commercial interests pushing a bunch of bullshit on people and convincing them away from real natural foods

GrouchyAdmin 05-01-2009 01:06 AM

It's not quite the same, but if you can find it, the Atkins Vanilla Shake mix is awesome. Haven't seen it for years. Also, that "We help you poop" mix in chocolate was pretty damn good when blended with half water and half ice cubes, but I know it's been discontinued.

Blazed 05-01-2009 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Craig T (Post 15806022)
Non Fat Frozen Vanilla Yogurt. It is what a lot of the juice bars use. You won't be able to tell the difference.

If you cant tell the difference that is because whilst it is fat free they have chucked a load of other shit in to make up the taste.

bushwacker 05-01-2009 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy (Post 15805989)
whats your best recipe for vanilla creamy ice cream healthy substitute similar in taste and texture?


Everything in moderation. Eat your ice cream, just don't eat the whole gallon in one sitting. :thumbsup

Blazed 05-01-2009 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 15807311)
Everything in moderation. Eat your ice cream, just don't eat the whole gallon in one sitting. :thumbsup

Gallon tubs of ice cream lol wtf never seen those over here, didnt even know they existed till i just googled it.

Sarah_Jayne 05-01-2009 05:45 AM

I have been making frozen yogurt using Greek yogurt lately and that is the nearest I have gotten to a frozen yogurt that has a similar creaminess. I am lactose intolerant and can't do milk and cream without paying for it but for some reason Greek yogurt doesn't trigger those symptoms even when made with cows milk.

Johny Traffic 05-01-2009 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy (Post 15805989)
whats your best recipe for vanilla creamy ice cream healthy substitute similar in taste and texture?

Dont try and substitute it. Eat the proper ice cream, but eat less of it.

Ever need something to read, go and get a book called "French women don't get fat" Because they eat everything, but eat it in moderation,

It is the constant fucking around with unnatural foods, dieting, not changing your habbits, not learning how to cook, that make people fat.

Want to know what every fat person has in common? They are on a diet.
Want to know what every person who is on a diet has in common? They are fat.

The people giving you advice to buy more processed shit and try and recreate more shit are not doing you any favours.

Eat well, Eat often, dont eat processed shit

brassmonkey 05-01-2009 08:05 AM

fuck it i eat lots of ice cream


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