Should I code a tube script - GoFuckYourself.com

04-22-2009, 02:37 PM

I need a new project to resell to some wanna be pimps..

So should I code a tube script or is that script only used for illegal aliens in the country?
I dont want to feed trolls, just myself. by charging an enourmous amount for it.

My script will be the biggest baddest admin friendly script on the planet completely customizable and actually useful and scalable, complete with hot link protection, and a administration center that actually geared to getting things accomplished.

It will be so good you will stick a bumper sticker on your car and get tattoos of the script name on your elbows and penii.

But it also will cost about $1-3,000 bucks as I dont sell chicken scraps, err scripts.
So not sure anyone would actually buy it if it was there. Not enough peanuts in the world to scape up.... I live a high life, and my sluts cost bizzank

Anyone looking for a real script to run a real site?
Leave your name on the floor below

JamesK · 04-22-2009, 02:45 PM

There's a fuckload of tube scripts around already, but if you can beat them all I'm sure many (including me) would be willing to pay that price for it.

fris · 04-22-2009, 02:55 PM

post a piece of your code to show you can handle it

nation-x · 04-22-2009, 02:59 PM

I doubt you could code a hello world script.

bo$$ · 04-22-2009, 03:17 PM

PHP Code:


			
<?php

$egoDouche = MrCodey;

$reply = oversaturated;



?>

04-22-2009, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

post a piece of your code to show you can handle it

Oh I love a challenge, and never lost one in my life

<?php
session_start();
include('./tl/inc/config.php');
include_once('./tl/inc/functions.php');

$tpl = file_get_contents('./tl/templates/play.tpl');
$ip = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];

if (!isset($_SESSION['videos_watched'])) {
$_SESSION['videos_watched'] = 0;
} else {
$_SESSION['videos_watched']++;
}

$_SESSION['uri'] = $_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"];
$baseuri = $_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"];
$vid = basename($baseuri, ".php");

$hostname = _getRandomHost();

seriously this is fucking kid stuff, but you think I'm gonna post my proprietary
developed system for kudos?

The script will speak for itself...

SURPRISE ending... its already 60% done..

Get your wallets ready folks... the software you have been dreaming about is close to your server steps (server steps, OMG, I am getting as gay as this website)

Just start saving your cash!

MrCodey Out!

fris · 04-22-2009, 04:46 PM

based on that code example, the script will be garbage

Dennis69 · 04-22-2009, 04:51 PM

If you do make sure that you can use FTP to upload the videos... most of the tube scripts make you do it through the admin... damn even Sexshare back in 1999 let you use FTP!!!!!!!!!

HorseShit · 04-22-2009, 04:58 PM

I know who you are and the script you speak of :P

04-22-2009, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bo$$

PHP Code:


			
<?php

$egoDouche = MrCodey;

$reply = oversaturated;



?>

unset($saleprice);
$saleprice = 3000;
if ($buyer === 'Bo$$') {
$saleprice = $saleprice + 5000;
}

You try and hurt my feelings but you fail.. I get stronger the more you insult me..

04-22-2009, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

based on that code example, the script will be garbage

Someone jealous I am in their territory.... That does not even insult me.
I want to hate you more than I already do, but that was such feeble attempt.

04-22-2009, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I know who you are and the script you speak of :P

ok ok, but spill some truth out of those puffy lips of yours

Are you anxious or laughing?

HorseShit · 04-22-2009, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCodey

ok ok, but spill some truth out of those puffy lips of yours

Are you anxious or laughing?

im eating andy capps hot fries

04-22-2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

im eating andy capps hot fries

well you better hold on to the last few of your tube domains there sizzle stick

2012 · 04-22-2009, 05:14 PM

i just took a massive turd

04-22-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly

i just took a massive turd

Awesome, now fly away on it, so we bro's can get back to bizness as usual
Well I dont have no bro's. Dont want any either, just fork over the cash.

04-22-2009, 05:42 PM

There's always room for more scripts, and better quality ones to force either the already players to upgrade, or strengthen.

I say go for it, charge what you think it's worth, but a Hint, you don't really need to set a variable for a global variable, they are global so you don't have to set another variable, it's just a waste of coding space.

04-22-2009, 05:47 PM

what you mean for the $ip?

Sorry, if $ip is easier to type for me and I use it alot then i will waste 2 bits of temp memory... so my code is clear, clean and precise.

Seriously you have to nitpick that?
Now you know why I hate everyone.... they can't finish a job themselves but put a microscope over the stupidest and meaningless shit

Tell ya what... you buy my script, i'll throw in a free gig of ram

04-22-2009, 05:49 PM

oh wait up, maybe i'll take my ram back and throw some skill at your ass

$ip =$ $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];

hows that for fucking science

04-22-2009, 05:55 PM

lol i made a typo, can you figure this one out

StuartD · 04-22-2009, 06:02 PM

Yes, you should.

fris · 04-22-2009, 06:19 PM

you definately dont have the people skills to sell the script

04-22-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCodey

what you mean for the $ip?

Sorry, if $ip is easier to type for me and I use it alot then i will waste 2 bits of temp memory... so my code is clear, clean and precise.

Seriously you have to nitpick that?
Now you know why I hate everyone.... they can't finish a job themselves but put a microscope over the stupidest and meaningless shit

Tell ya what... you buy my script, i'll throw in a free gig of ram

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCodey

oh wait up, maybe i'll take my ram back and throw some skill at your ass

$ip =$ $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];

hows that for fucking science

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCodey

lol i made a typo, can you figure this one out

Damn, I'd hate to be the guy who pays $1 - $3000 for this script and gets completely belittled when asking for support from you.

Here's some new advice... Quit the internet, because you're elitest prick attitude won't get you far in this business.

bo$$ · 04-22-2009, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCodey

unset($saleprice);
$saleprice = 3000;
if ($buyer === 'Bo$$') {
$saleprice = $saleprice + 5000;
}

You try and hurt my feelings but you fail.. I get stronger the more you insult me..

Lol good one. Seriously, Ill give you that.

04-22-2009, 09:25 PM

Yes, $8k, first license sold to the bo$$ at the bank

What's that about people skills fris?

fris · 04-22-2009, 10:51 PM

tell us when you have it done so we can laugh at the amount of copies you will not sell

04-22-2009, 10:53 PM

again, whats that about people skills fris?

Ozarkz · 04-22-2009, 11:01 PM

Everyone is a little too serious.

04-22-2009, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Everyone is a little too serious.

He is my first ever pet.. I never had a troll before.. I thought I was to feed him, and make him comfy... I think however, I will have to code him some manners.

It will be like real sanitized code though, with every exception handling task done prior to getting released, not that coded spaghetti nonsense that seems to make its way around here ends up being a bad weekend idea.

ProG · 04-22-2009, 11:12 PM

if ( $sluts_cost > $bizzank ) make_tube_script( );

04-22-2009, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProG

if ( $sluts_cost > $bizzank ) make_tube_script( );

everyone start tubing, cuz that there my enemies, is not BOOLEAN value, its always TRUE

ProG · 04-22-2009, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCodey

everyone start tubing, cuz that there my enemies, is not BOOLEAN value, its always TRUE

Honestly, I have no idea what you are talking about. I only hope that your code and logic is not as scrambled as your thoughts. In my opinion, you should not create a tube script because you have little chance of selling it at any price. Instead you should learn what tube sites need and provide that. For example: ActionScript. All tubes need a reliable, custom made flash player and there are not many on the market right now.

04-22-2009, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProG

Honestly, I have no idea what you are talking about. I only hope that your code and logic is not as scrambled as your thoughts. In my opinion, you should not create a tube script because you have little chance of selling it at any price. Instead you should learn what tube sites need and provide that. For example: ActionScript. All tubes need a reliable, custom made flash player and there are not many on the market right now.

Uhm, no, sorry I hate you. Custom flash players are whats needed? No, they are not only a dime a dozen, some of the more well known players such as JWL or whatever has custom skins, and flashvar api's and all kinds of neat stuff, including google analytic support, with incredible data on the players and where people click on it etc themselves....

Unfortunately I know a little to much about what a tube site needs these days Being in development for long time now based off guess what, Every other tube script we tried.. All have flaws, whether too dynamic, no support for real growth, insecure, impossible to administer or even upload just a few media files... They all have massive weaknesses and little strength.. Not too mention just a headache to use.

To be honest, in a high traffic tube site, the flash player is actually a bottleneck in some circumstances, in regards to that extra fluff that may be needed, like the 100kb XML feeds constantly being read in.

The Tube script shuold be able to support whatever flash player and input you want, and ours does.... will come with a default, but purely customizable in any way you see fit.

BTW, whoever said i was sane?

ProG · 04-22-2009, 11:50 PM

Good luck

04-23-2009, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProG

Good luck

Yup, good luck with your new fake nick

brassmonkey · 04-23-2009, 01:39 AM

good luck

04-23-2009, 08:38 AM

Code:

<?php
$gfy = new user;
$gfy->vars = array('MrCodey', 'apr 2009', 'cocky');
$gfy->calculate();
?>

Quote:

Results:
- User MrCodey joined less then one month ago and is to cocky for his good, there for epic failure in progress.

04-22-2009, 02:37 PM	#1
MrCodey Guest Posts: n/a	Should I code a tube script I need a new project to resell to some wanna be pimps.. So should I code a tube script or is that script only used for illegal aliens in the country? I dont want to feed trolls, just myself. by charging an enourmous amount for it. My script will be the biggest baddest admin friendly script on the planet completely customizable and actually useful and scalable, complete with hot link protection, and a administration center that actually geared to getting things accomplished. It will be so good you will stick a bumper sticker on your car and get tattoos of the script name on your elbows and penii. But it also will cost about $1-3,000 bucks as I dont sell chicken scraps, err scripts. So not sure anyone would actually buy it if it was there. Not enough peanuts in the world to scape up.... I live a high life, and my sluts cost bizzank Anyone looking for a real script to run a real site? Leave your name on the floor below

04-22-2009, 02:45 PM	#2
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04-22-2009, 02:55 PM	#3
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04-22-2009, 03:17 PM	#5
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04-22-2009, 04:46 PM	#7
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,426	based on that code example, the script will be garbage __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

04-22-2009, 02:59 PM	#4
nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	I doubt you could code a hello world script.

04-22-2009, 04:51 PM	#8
Dennis69 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dreamland Posts: 1,685	If you do make sure that you can use FTP to upload the videos... most of the tube scripts make you do it through the admin... damn even Sexshare back in 1999 let you use FTP!!!!!!!!! __________________ HaHaHa Last edited by Dennis69; 04-22-2009 at 04:52 PM..

04-22-2009, 04:58 PM	#9
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	I know who you are and the script you speak of :P

04-22-2009, 05:14 PM	#15
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	i just took a massive turd

04-22-2009, 05:42 PM	#17
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	There's always room for more scripts, and better quality ones to force either the already players to upgrade, or strengthen. I say go for it, charge what you think it's worth, but a Hint, you don't really need to set a variable for a global variable, they are global so you don't have to set another variable, it's just a waste of coding space.

04-22-2009, 05:47 PM	#18
MrCodey Guest Posts: n/a	what you mean for the $ip? Sorry, if $ip is easier to type for me and I use it alot then i will waste 2 bits of temp memory... so my code is clear, clean and precise. Seriously you have to nitpick that? Now you know why I hate everyone.... they can't finish a job themselves but put a microscope over the stupidest and meaningless shit Tell ya what... you buy my script, i'll throw in a free gig of ram

04-22-2009, 05:49 PM	#19
MrCodey Guest Posts: n/a	oh wait up, maybe i'll take my ram back and throw some skill at your ass $ip =$ $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; hows that for fucking science

04-22-2009, 05:55 PM	#20
MrCodey Guest Posts: n/a	lol i made a typo, can you figure this one out

04-22-2009, 06:02 PM	#21
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04-22-2009, 06:19 PM	#22
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,426	you definately dont have the people skills to sell the script __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

04-22-2009, 09:25 PM	#25
MrCodey Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, $8k, first license sold to the bo$$ at the bank What's that about people skills fris?

04-22-2009, 10:51 PM	#26
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,426	tell us when you have it done so we can laugh at the amount of copies you will not sell __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

04-22-2009, 10:53 PM	#27
MrCodey Guest Posts: n/a	again, whats that about people skills fris?

04-22-2009, 11:01 PM	#28
Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	Everyone is a little too serious.

04-22-2009, 11:12 PM	#30
ProG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,319	if ( $sluts_cost > $bizzank ) make_tube_script( );

04-22-2009, 11:50 PM	#34
ProG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,319	Good luck

04-23-2009, 01:39 AM	#36
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